Life Old People Thread - Page 7

kozzman555 · 10:12 PM

Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!

Mosbonian · 04-12-2023, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 2112

I’ve realized that when I eat stuffed cabbage, kelbasi and kraut and corn beef and cabbage that I really really stink. I mean I’m like choking on the fart smell. Brutal. But it sure tastes good going down.

See...that's the problem. When you get old it all tastes good going down but is nasty coming out.

I mean the kind of smells that make the dog yelp and run out of the room...the kind of smell that makes a skunk look at you and say..."have some decency dude".

Mosbonian · 04-12-2023, 04:48 AM

You also know you are old when one of the bathrooms in the house is designated as Dad's bathroom.

Katipan · 04-12-2023, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Mosbonian

Cat Ballou or Paint Your Wagon...let's see how really old you are.

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. The horse won an award. One of the most iconic moments in the film is seeing Lee Marvin drunk on his seemingly-drunk cross-legged horse. The idea was director Elliot Silverstein's, but the problem was that horses don't naturally do that.Aug 9, 2022

I'm not sure i trust the plot is like Slevin but I'm willing to sit in a comfortable chair with a heated blanket and some tea to find out.

RedRaider56 · 04-12-2023, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Mosbonian

You also know you are old when one of the bathrooms in the house is designated as Dad's bathroom.

you know you're old when you have to contemplate putting in hand rails or a tall toilet seat in the bathroom to make getting off the shitter easier...

displacedinMN · 04-12-2023, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

Never saw Mystic Pizza. Am I missing out?

not at all

InChiefsHeaven · 04-12-2023, 05:54 AM

They say you're as old as you feel...in which case I must be ****ing 90 some days. Seriously, this last year is THE year of the new aches and pains that just wont...go...away...

In true old guy fashion, here's my list of complaints:

My ****ing shoulder is killing me, mostly the right shoulder, sometimes the left, but always one of them.

My ****ing lower back is killing me. Some days worse than others, but it's always there.

My ****ing feet hurt. I mean, it feels like the bones are out of place or some shit. They don't seem swollen, but man do they hurt.

My ****ing hands hurt. Been doing a TON of work in the yard for a huge garden project for my wife. Can barely close a fist.

I work out at Orange Theory 2 to 3 times a week, but this last year I've had so much bullshit pain that I've skipped a few to try to get my body right. As a result, I've gained like 12 pounds and my gut is quite visible...with no signs of going away regardless of diet and exercise.

I use CPAP to sleep, have now for the last 7 years...still feel like I need a damn nap come about 2PM.

9PM is bedtime. Staying up till 11PM on a Friday night...holy shit, what are we, party animals????

I always say I'm not old...I'm just older...and boy am I...

**Lzen** · 04-12-2023, 05:57 AM

Hey OP

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FlaChief58 · 04-12-2023, 05:59 AM

Speak up sonny, I lost my eardrums in the war

**Bugeater** · 04-12-2023, 06:15 AM

Hey OP, where in Omaha do you live? You gotta come hang with LiveSteam and I.

Katipan · 04-12-2023, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Hey OP, where in Omaha do you live? You gotta come hang with LiveSteam and I.

Oh I would love to drive that party bus around.
"Next stop, titties and shots!"

"ZzzzZzzzzZzzzzzzzz."
"Where did she say we're going?"
"I think Walmart"
"Oh. I could use more ammo."

Sofa King · 04-12-2023, 06:35 AM

This thread reminds me of this. Always thought this was brilliant.

**BigRedChief** · 04-12-2023, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Hey OP, where in Omaha do you live? You gotta come hang with LiveSteam and I.

There is a nice Chiefs bar there. One of our chapters.

KC_Lee · 04-12-2023, 06:36 AM

**Bugeater** · 04-12-2023, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

There is a nice Chiefs bar there. One of our chapters.

Yeah LiveSteam's been there, they're way up north of us tho.

Graystoke · 04-12-2023, 06:47 AM

You know your old when you don't sleep with your wife or your teeth anymore.

04-11-2023, 08:37 PM
kozzman555 Starter Join Date: Apr 2020 Location: Omaha Casino cash: $3040400	Old People Thread Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations. Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us! So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be! Last edited by kozzman555; 04-11-2023 at 10:12 PM..
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04-12-2023, 05:54 AM	#96
InChiefsHeaven Rockin' yer FACE OFF! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Omaha, Nebraska Casino cash: $3884937	They say you're as old as you feel...in which case I must be **ing 90 some days. Seriously, this last year is THE year of the new aches and pains that just wont...go...away... In true old guy fashion, here's my list of complaints: My ing shoulder is killing me, mostly the right shoulder, sometimes the left, but always one of them. My ing lower back is killing me. Some days worse than others, but it's always there. My ing feet hurt. I mean, it feels like the bones are out of place or some shit. They don't seem swollen, but man do they hurt. My **ing hands hurt. Been doing a TON of work in the yard for a huge garden project for my wife. Can barely close a fist. I work out at Orange Theory 2 to 3 times a week, but this last year I've had so much bullshit pain that I've skipped a few to try to get my body right. As a result, I've gained like 12 pounds and my gut is quite visible...with no signs of going away regardless of diet and exercise. I use CPAP to sleep, have now for the last 7 years...still feel like I need a damn nap come about 2PM. 9PM is bedtime. Staying up till 11PM on a Friday night...holy shit, what are we, party animals???? I always say I'm not old...I'm just older...and boy am I... __________________ We have a million reasons for failure, but not one excuse... Die Donks, DIE!! Holy Crap fellas!!! We did it!!! THREE TIMES!!!
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