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Old 11-19-2010, 08:12 AM  
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This deserves it's own thread. I hope the guy who started this account is as diligent in updating it as KingNeckBeard. Hilarious.

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Old 11-19-2010, 11:21 AM   #16
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Claythan this is you let's stop beating around the bush.
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Old 11-19-2010, 11:23 AM   #17
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Claythan this is you let's stop beating around the bush.
Haha. I wish. I'm not creative enough to be consistently funny.

I do know who it is, though.
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Old 11-19-2010, 11:33 AM   #18
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Haha. I wish. I'm not creative enough to be consistently funny.

I do know who it is, though.
Any suggestions on who would be the most fun to create a fake twitter account for. This guy has really inspired me.
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Old 11-19-2010, 11:37 AM   #19
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Any suggestions on who would be the most fun to create a fake twitter account for. This guy has really inspired me.
Todd Haley?
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Old 11-19-2010, 11:39 AM   #20
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Todd Haley?
Nah I actually like Todd Haley.
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Old 11-19-2010, 11:39 AM   #21
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That's 315 million chicken nuggets.

That's gonna need a lot of dipping sauce.
If they were Wendy's spicey chicken nuggets instead, I might actually think that'd be a great investment LOL
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Old 11-19-2010, 11:39 AM   #22
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Especially if he went around saying "Oh yeah? I have 63 million reasons your and idiot."
FYP.
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Old 11-19-2010, 11:46 AM   #23
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Haha. I wish. I'm not creative enough to be consistently funny.

I do know who it is, though.
Someone from here?
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Old 11-19-2010, 05:16 PM   #25
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Nah I actually like Todd Haley.
TJAX, imo.
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TJAX, imo.
Shaun Smith says hello.
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Hey BossChief, check out his first quarter splits.

ABYSMAL.

That's why we start slowly on offense.

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Cassel has converted 33 of 90 third or fourth-down chances this year. (compiled the numbers for my article)

10 of those came in the Texans came.

Take out the Texans game and he's at 29.8%.

And that includes QB runs.
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Old 11-19-2010, 09:33 PM   #29
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I felt I had ruined the flow of the thread with that post (that I made at the Coalition a few minutes ago to refute a reeruned claim or two) but since it got a reply, I thought I would go ahead and post it again for those that missed it.

His worst statistical down is third down.
His worst statistical quarter is the fourth.

Nothing else matters.

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2009 4th quarter
52% completions (56% rest of game)
6.86 YPA (Rest of game = 5.46 YPA)

actually much better than the rest of game,

2010 4th quarter
54% completions (62% the rest of the game combined)
5.8 YPA (7.59 rest of game combined)

Has he regressed in 2010 crunch time?... or was it just due to the fact he was accruing more "garbage time stats" against more prevent defenses last year?

2009 3rd down
49% completion % (59% combined on 1st and 2nd down)
5.8 YPA (6.0 YPA on 1st and 2nd down combined)

2010 3rd down
47% completions (almost 64% on 1st and second down combined)
6.1 YPA (7.4 1st and 2nd down combined)
One of the worst conversion rates as a team in the league (cant find a place that offers % of third down passes converted for first down, but it would be very low)

...
Has the guy really improved over last year where it mattered the most? Looks to me like he has regressed in the important areas... I guess the jury is still out on that...but keep in mind that even if he has....

He was total complete garbage last year.

The faster we replace his ass, or send him to the bench, the faster this fanbase may well have legitimate HOPE for us to win something real.

Sorry for the hopes and dreams I just crushed.
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Hey BossChief, check out his first quarter splits.

ABYSMAL.

That's why we start slowly on offense.

Cassel has converted 33 of 90 third or fourth-down chances this year. (compiled the numbers for my article)

10 of those came in the Texans came.

Take out the Texans game and he's at 29.8%.

And that includes QB runs.
Im not sure if you have gone to the Coalition lately, but its an even bigger joke about certain players than it EVER was.

there is a thread where almost half of the members voted that they would rather have Cassel then Flacco.

SAD, SAD, SAD

BTW where did you get those stats from? Did you compile them yourself?

I crunched those numbers myself for those comparisons.
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