Man shoves a cel-phone down wifes throat.

[Halfcan]

She must have wanted it, one too many times.

Did she deserve it?

Or

Even if she did, was it too much too handle? Nobody deserves that?

What do you think??

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

grandllama can provide online training at a discount rate.

Already got it covered:

"You know, we don't have any openings for dancers. However, we always need cocktail waitresses, who are "friendly." Are your shots up to date? When was your last blood test?"

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

If you weren't too chicken to come to B5 two years ago you could've met me then.

I'm scared of internet people

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

I'd let her down softly, see. I'd urge her to move North...to someplace like South Dakota, where she'd be the headliner at the local gentlemen's club here. I swear, some of the....er, eh...."ladies" they allow on stage here.....it would be akin to making me a Chippendale's dude. I mean, stretch marks and huge C-section scars don't even disqualify them.

I'd let her down softly. I can be sensitive. And might even raise the quality of "entertainment" in these parts.....

Do I get the job?

With a sweet attitude like that, the girls would eat you alive your first shift.

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I don't even notice c-section scars.

SD Doctors like to leave their marks; it's a pride thing I think. Don't think they've embraced the whole laser-incision least-invasive thing here yet.....

[Halfcan]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I live in walking distance of many bars. Driving is for people who like jail.

Yep, good advice.

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by Mer

With a sweet attitude like that, the girls would eat you alive your first shift.

That's easy to fix; just go to work buzzin'....then my response would be:

"Yo biatch. Your skanky fat ass ain't gonna bring in any money to this joint on stage. If you wanna feed the rug rat, grab a tray, a pad, and wear a short skirt: your cocktailing shift starts at 6 pm."

Better?

[Katipan]

My C-section scar can be completely hidden by the most microscopic of g-strings.

ok not microscopic. but any normal size one.

what the hell kind of scars are these women walking around with?

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

That's easy to fix; just go to work buzzin'....then my response would be:

"Yo biatch. Your skanky fat ass ain't gonna bring in any money to this joint on stage. If you wanna feed the rug rat, grab a tray, a pad, and wear a short skirt: your cocktailing shift starts at 6 pm."

Better?

"Sweetheart, I'm sorry. Maybe you should try the club down the street. You'll know you're near when you hear gunshots."

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I thought JOhn was the only poster who couldn't spell "cell phone."

[Halfcan]

[QUOTE=Mer]My C-section scar can be completely hidden by the most microscopic of g-strings.

ok not microscopic. but any normal size one.

Prove it-we know you have some pics handy.

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by Mer

"Sweetheart, I'm sorry. Maybe you should try the club down the street. You'll know you're near when you hear gunshots."

Damn. You are good.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

I thought JOhn was the only poster who couldn't spell "cell phone."

We're not short on dumbasses here.

[Halfcan]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

I thought JOhn was the only poster who couldn't spell "cell phone."

For a kindergarten drop out-I spell purty good. Except for Ryan Simms.

My mm key and L key don't work to wel either.,

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by Mer

....what the hell kind of scars are these women walking around with?

Let's just say I've seen ones you could slide a basketball through. Course the white-yellow puss would have helped lubricate the entry...

I actually googled a "pic," but I'm not drunk enough to post it.

Yet...

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by gochiefs

We're not short on dumbasses here.

Post of the day.