Ty Law's other health issue.

Frankie · 03-15-2005, 10:53 AM

Evidently Ty Law has been observed to accutely favor his left nostrile when he picks his nose. According to my sources, the Chiefs medical staff are about to recommend that the front office not sign Law under any circumstances as this is deemed as a career-ending condition.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 03-15-2005, 12:03 PM

This is absolutely correct, not only that but it appears he only inserts his index finger into such stated nostril after it has reemerged from the vicinity of his colon as he definately smells what The Rock is cookin

whoman69 · 03-15-2005, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Evidently Ty Law has been observed to accutely favor his left nostrile when he picks his nose. According to my sources, the Chiefs medical staff are about to recommend that the front office not sign Law under any circumstances as this is deemed as a career-ending condition.

The sick bastard. Why can't he pick his right nostril like everyone else.

Logical · 03-15-2005, 12:25 PM

Sad thing is I can imagine CP floating such a stupid concept. Nothing is beneath him.

Frankie · 03-15-2005, 01:49 PM

I looked up the condition. It's called Leftoboogeritis.

milkman · 03-15-2005, 01:53 PM

OK, I've been waiting for this one, but since no ones gone there, I will.

What's the medical staff's recommendation for Bartee, who hasn't ever picked his nose?

elvomito · 03-15-2005, 01:57 PM

bartee 's drivers license actually says he's legally blind.
appearently thats an item on the medical checklist that was only added recently

**J Diddy** · 03-15-2005, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SideWinder

OK, I've been waiting for this one, but since no ones gone there, I will.

What's the medical staff's recommendation for Bartee, who hasn't ever picked his nose?

How dare you compare the superior talent of the "Great Bartee" to a broken down, never done nothing and never going to do nothing Ty Law with a enormous nasal defect.
Shoot I bet Ty Law's nasal passage is narrowing as we speak.

Frankie · 03-15-2005, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SideWinder

What's the medical staff's recommendation for Bartee, who hasn't ever picked his nose?

Bartee is allergic to anything with the word "pick" in it. As in "pick" off a pass.

**J Diddy** · 03-15-2005, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Bartee has an allergy to anything with the word "pick" in it. As in "pick" off a pass.

Actually Bartee suffers from Tunnel vision. The only problem is someone turned off the lights in the tunnel.

chiefmachine · 03-15-2005, 02:10 PM

William Burntee got picked on alot was he was young playing keepaway, needless to say he is used to being beat more ties then a rented mule!

Frankie · 03-16-2005, 03:23 PM

Hey ksushark,

Thanks for the neg-rep on this thread. I suggest you get a sense of humor.

Edubs · 03-16-2005, 03:33 PM

Warfield suffers from drunkpickadrivealitis. I believe he picks his nose while driving drunk which impairs his ability to see the multiple lines in the road.

Bartee suffers from coveragepickassalitis. I believe it's when you are picking your a$$ when you are supposed to be chasing some mofo down on the field.

I think if we could get a guy in here who only picks one side of his nose it would be a great improvement. Hopefully he would do all his picking off the field.

DenverChief · 03-16-2005, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

Actually Bartee suffers from Tunnel vision. The only problem is someone turned off the lights in the tunnel.

Frankie · 03-16-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Edubs

Warfield suffers from drunkpickadrivealitis. I believe he picks his nose while driving drunk which impairs his ability to see the multiple lines in the road.

Bartee suffers from coveragepickassalitis. I believe it's when you are picking your a$$ when you are supposed to be chasing some mofo down on the field.

I think if we could get a guy in here who only picks one side of his nose it would be a great improvement. Hopefully he would do all his picking off the field.

You might have a point there....

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Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	Hey ksushark, Thanks for the neg-rep on this thread. I suggest you get a sense of humor.
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03-16-2005, 03:33 PM	#13
Edubs Say what? Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Shaaaaaawnee Casino cash: $10004900	Warfield suffers from drunkpickadrivealitis. I believe he picks his nose while driving drunk which impairs his ability to see the multiple lines in the road. Bartee suffers from coveragepickassalitis. I believe it's when you are picking your a$$ when you are supposed to be chasing some mofo down on the field. I think if we could get a guy in here who only picks one side of his nose it would be a great improvement. Hopefully he would do all his picking off the field.
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