If Eric Decker Could Be Described by a Series of Pictures..

[Chiefspants]

These would be the ones.





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Broncos’ Eric Decker and pregnant wife Jessie James take provocative pictures for GQ Magazine

Denver Broncos receiver Eric Decker loves his wife, country singer Jessie James. Decker is also not afraid to display his attraction to the future mother of his child.

Decker and James spoke with GQ Magazine about their reality show “Eric & Jessie: Game On," and that interview will appear in the February issue. They spoke openly about trying to manage their long-distance relationship due to their busy schedules. The couple shared their excitement about the impending birth of their first child.

In addition, Decker and James posed for several provocative pictures together to complement the article.

Props to Decker and James for embracing their pregnancy.

It would have been easy for James to stay in hiding and take the traditional “look at the weight she lost” pictures. Instead, she is willing to expose her body, and open herself up to scrutiny, by posing for pictures in GQ Magazine.

When you consider how much negative attention some athletes garner, these photographs beat mug shots any day.

Decker might have a lot to gain if the Broncos make the Super Bowl. He's developing into a star at receiver, with 87 catches for 1,288 yards and 11 touchdowns this season, and he has 24 touchdowns in the last two seasons. If the Broncos win Sunday they'll go to the Super Bowl, and players like Decker will reach an even larger mainstream consciousness.

Given that Decker and James might be the most photogenic couple in the NFL, a week of Decker and his wife mugging in New York for the enormous amount of media that will be there won't hurt their public profile or the ratings for the upcoming reality show. The GQ pictures won't either.

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[booger]

Originally Posted by DMAC

The baby is black.

Judging by the smile on the dog's face I'd say the kid is gonna be part lab

Originally Posted by booger

Judging by the smile on the dog's face I'd say the kid is gonna be part lab

I didn't see a whole lot of leftover Skippy on the countertops.

[big nasty kcnut]

The baby is a horse because she done elway.

[rico]

Originally Posted by Phobia

This thread is worthless with pics. I am not impressed by fat gals. Sorry. Told the wife the same thing. It's just not attractive.

I'm assuming you've never knocked up a biatch? My experience in knocking up my biatch wife has been awesome... you have 9 months where she is hormonal, yet simultaneously horny as hell and you are able to splooge your little guys inside of her without any repercussions because the repercussion is already in the process.

I love humping my wife when she is prego. It's 9 months of unprotected sex without repercussions...the belly is there, but that doesn't make her fat...it just makes her pregnant.

My God, I just had an epiphany...I'm probably going to have to get the snippy-snappies eventually. My wife hates having sex without a condom. She won't take birth control because she thinks it makes her fat (it doesn't). And she wants to have a wrestler. (she's a wrestling fanatic)..as do I....and all of our children have been girls so far. And although I am the oldest of 4 bros, I suspect that I may take after my Grandpa who had a shit-ton of girls. My Great-Grandpa Lietsch had 16 kids, 14 girls, 2 boys. The 10th child was a boy and the 16th child was a boy...so they were obviously trying for boys. And he was biased towards them...the 2 main bars in my surrounding area, which he started, are still in the Lietsch name...because he passed the business down to his 10th child/1st son. I feel like he gyp'd us.

Sidenote #1: One of the girl's (my great aunt) had a daughter who married Lou Holtz's son...which is why I am a Notre Dame Irish fan and not a Hawkeye/Cyclone fan. I've never met my cousin, Lou Holtz, Lou Holtz's grandchildren (my blood relatives), etc...but have been a Notre Dame fan nevertheless.

Sidnote #2: When you have a situation like that (your mom's mom being the 9th daughter of a family which consisted of 16 children, 2 of which were boys), you have to do a family lineage check on every chick you bring home before you get married or whatever. Shit, one time I got this hot chick all the way to my parent's driveway, just to discuss family lineage with her and find out that we were 3rd cousins...which promptly put the brakes on both of our mojos. It used to be frustrating. In my day, I'd literally be macking on chicks and things would be going well, until I'd ask if they had a Great Grandpa Lietsch....which they did...we were cousins. Some of them were crazy to the point where they didn't even give a shit...but I sure as shit did...I have no motives of introducing any inbred Jed's into the world.

It's hard to keep track of shit when 13 of your great aunts married into different last names.

[booger]

Originally Posted by Phobia

I didn't see a whole lot of leftover Skippy on the countertops.

choosy dogs choose jif

[rico]

Originally Posted by booger

choosy dogs choose jif

Lost boys skip towne until they finally find Peter Pan.

[booger]

Originally Posted by rico

Lost boys skip towne until they finally find Peter Pan.

peaches come in a can. they were put there by a man in a factory down town

[Steron]

Originally Posted by rico

I'm assuming you've never knocked up a biatch? My experience in knocking up my biatch wife has been awesome... you have 9 months where she is hormonal, yet simultaneously horny as hell and you are able to splooge your little guys inside of her without any repercussions because the repercussion is already in the process.

I love humping my wife when she is prego. It's 9 months of unprotected sex without repercussions...the belly is there, but that doesn't make her fat...it just makes her pregnant.

My God, I just had an epiphany...I'm probably going to have to get the snippy-snappies eventually. My wife hates having sex without a condom. She won't take birth control because she thinks it makes her fat (it doesn't). And she wants to have a wrestler. (she's a wrestling fanatic)..as do I....and all of our children have been girls so far. And although I am the oldest of 4 bros, I suspect that I may take after my Grandpa who had a shit-ton of girls. My Great-Grandpa Lietsch had 16 kids, 14 girls, 2 boys. The 10th child was a boy and the 16th child was a boy...so they were obviously trying for boys. And he was biased towards them...the 2 main bars in my surrounding area, which he started, are still in the Lietsch name...because he passed the business down to his 10th child/1st son. I feel like he gyp'd us.

Sidenote #1: One of the girl's (my great aunt) had a daughter who married Lou Holtz's son...which is why I am a Notre Dame Irish fan and not a Hawkeye/Cyclone fan. I've never met my cousin, Lou Holtz, Lou Holtz's grandchildren (my blood relatives), etc...but have been a Notre Dame fan nevertheless.

Sidnote #2: When you have a situation like that (your mom's mom being the 9th daughter of a family which consisted of 16 children, 2 of which were boys), you have to do a family lineage check on every chick you bring home before you get married or whatever. Shit, one time I got this hot chick all the way to my parent's driveway, just to discuss family lineage with her and find out that we were 3rd cousins...which promptly put the brakes on both of our mojos. It used to be frustrating. In my day, I'd literally be macking on chicks and things would be going well, until I'd ask if they had a Great Grandpa Lietsch....which they did...we were cousins. Some of them were crazy to the point where they didn't even give a shit...but I sure as shit did...I have no motives of introducing any inbred Jed's into the world.

It's hard to keep track of shit when 13 of your great aunts married into different last names.

Did you wreck your biatch wife while wearing a kickass ESPN Chiefs jacket?

[FRCDFED]

Originally Posted by rico

I'm assuming you've never knocked up a biatch? My experience in knocking up my biatch wife has been awesome... you have 9 months where she is hormonal, yet simultaneously horny as hell and you are able to splooge your little guys inside of her without any repercussions because the repercussion is already in the process.

I love humping my wife when she is prego. It's 9 months of unprotected sex without repercussions...the belly is there, but that doesn't make her fat...it just makes her pregnant.

My God, I just had an epiphany...I'm probably going to have to get the snippy-snappies eventually. My wife hates having sex without a condom. She won't take birth control because she thinks it makes her fat (it doesn't). And she wants to have a wrestler. (she's a wrestling fanatic)..as do I....and all of our children have been girls so far. And although I am the oldest of 4 bros, I suspect that I may take after my Grandpa who had a shit-ton of girls. My Great-Grandpa Lietsch had 16 kids, 14 girls, 2 boys. The 10th child was a boy and the 16th child was a boy...so they were obviously trying for boys. And he was biased towards them...the 2 main bars in my surrounding area, which he started, are still in the Lietsch name...because he passed the business down to his 10th child/1st son. I feel like he gyp'd us.

Sidenote #1: One of the girl's (my great aunt) had a daughter who married Lou Holtz's son...which is why I am a Notre Dame Irish fan and not a Hawkeye/Cyclone fan. I've never met my cousin, Lou Holtz, Lou Holtz's grandchildren (my blood relatives), etc...but have been a Notre Dame fan nevertheless.

Sidnote #2: When you have a situation like that (your mom's mom being the 9th daughter of a family which consisted of 16 children, 2 of which were boys), you have to do a family lineage check on every chick you bring home before you get married or whatever. Shit, one time I got this hot chick all the way to my parent's driveway, just to discuss family lineage with her and find out that we were 3rd cousins...which promptly put the brakes on both of our mojos. It used to be frustrating. In my day, I'd literally be macking on chicks and things would be going well, until I'd ask if they had a Great Grandpa Lietsch....which they did...we were cousins. Some of them were crazy to the point where they didn't even give a shit...but I sure as shit did...I have no motives of introducing any inbred Jed's into the world.

It's hard to keep track of shit when 13 of your great aunts married into different last names.

Small town?

[jspchief]

Embarrassing

[Donger]

Originally Posted by rico

My wife hates having sex without a condom. She won't take birth control because she thinks it makes her fat (it doesn't). And she wants to have a wrestler. (she's a wrestling fanatic)..as do I....and all of our children have been girls so far.

[Jimmya]

Small town most likely.

[PunkinDrublic]

What a self important ****ing douche. If he didn't have Peyton Manning throwing to him he'd be average at best. The guy whines like a bitch for a PI call at everything he doesn't catch. Oh and his wifes music sucks.

[GoChargers]

And here I thought it'd be pictures of him whining to the refs for cheap flags like he's done on nearly every play of his career.

[CoMoChief]

Don't get the whole jeans working out thing with the hat on inside.