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Old 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM  
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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

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Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Old 07-04-2013, 05:25 PM   #391
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stars that Tim Matheson guy that played the congressman brother of Chris Farley in Black Sheep)
Wow
If that's the first role you think of for Matheson, then your movie opinions are worthless.
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Old 07-04-2013, 10:23 PM   #392
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****, did this with "The Campaign" tonight with Will Ferrel. It was a free DVR On-demand movie but after 15 minutes I switched to Saving Private Ryan.
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Old 07-05-2013, 04:21 PM   #393
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****, did this with "The Campaign" tonight with Will Ferrel. It was a free DVR On-demand movie but after 15 minutes I switched to Saving Private Ryan.
I expected that to be better but it was awful, I made it through, it was ****ing reeruned. Ive always been 50/50 with Will Ferrell, he can be hilarious but he can also get on your damn nerves.
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Old 07-05-2013, 06:00 PM   #394
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Wow
If that's the first role you think of for Matheson, then your movie opinions are worthless.
Heh, no shit. Animal House? Fletch?
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Old 07-05-2013, 06:01 PM   #395
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Throat.

"chill out, man, it was an accident, okay? You hit a bump or somethin' and the gun went off."
Throat?
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Old 07-05-2013, 06:04 PM   #396
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I expected that to be better but it was awful, I made it through, it was ****ing reeruned. Ive always been 50/50 with Will Ferrell, he can be hilarious but he can also get on your damn nerves.
I like plenty of dumbass movies and usually like Ferrell's stuff, no matter now dumb the premise. But this was just absurdly bad.
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Old 07-05-2013, 06:12 PM   #397
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Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the ****ing car.
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Old 07-05-2013, 06:39 PM   #398
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I couldn't make it through Bad Santa. Horrible, flaming pile of a movie. Another one that I can't say is terrible, but I couldn't make it through, is There Will Be Blood. I can see how it got critical acclaim, but it was like watching paint dry.
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Old 07-05-2013, 06:50 PM   #399
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A few others that came to mind were I Am Legend, John Q, and Eight Crazy Nights. Couldn't make it through any of these.
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Old 07-05-2013, 06:59 PM   #400
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Another one that I can't say is terrible, but I couldn't make it through, is There Will Be Blood. I can see how it got critical acclaim, but it was like watching paint dry.
Wow, I totally disagree on that one. That was one of the best movies for how they built slow, suspense over a long clip. Not a movie I can watch a lot because of how dark it is, but one of my favorite movies of the past few years.
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Old 07-05-2013, 07:05 PM   #401
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Wow, I totally disagree on that one. That was one of the best movies for how they built slow, suspense over a long clip. Not a movie I can watch a lot because of how dark it is, but one of my favorite movies of the past few years.
Agreed with all but not being able to watch it often. I'll watch that movie any time it's on!
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Old 07-05-2013, 07:10 PM   #402
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Agreed with all but not being able to watch it often. I'll watch that movie any time it's on!
Don't get me wrong, I like it so much I have it on Blu-ray. But it is a once a year watch for me. Still love it though.
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Old 07-05-2013, 07:20 PM   #403
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That's where Vincent shot Marvin, not the face.

Well physically in between the throat and upper chest. But in the script, Vincent exclaimed that he shot Marvin in the throat.
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Old 07-05-2013, 07:28 PM   #404
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That's where Jules shot Marvin, not the face.

Well physically in between the throat and upper chest. But in the script, Jules exclaimed that he shot Marvin in the throat.
It's face...

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It's face...

I love how he says it as if he just broke a glass or something.
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