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Old 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM  
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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

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Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Old 07-03-2013, 09:34 AM   #376
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Favorite part of that scene is the awkward backward lean of Nap riding the horse into the proceedings.
I was cracking up at that. I rode a lot in my younger years. you KNOW he was doing that on purpose for comedic effect and that would NOT be an easy thing to do without busting your ass.
and Kips song....good LORD!



this is as good as it could possibly get...and still....not so good.

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Old 07-03-2013, 10:58 AM   #377
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and Kips song....good LORD!
Heh, I have that as a ring tone
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:34 AM   #378
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Yes! Pulp Fiction is a movie I will stop on every damn time. and I've probably seen this more than any other movie. pick a part....any part.....it's good.
awesome flick. I completely understand everybody ain't gonna like the same thing...to each his own....but every once in a while a movie comes along that you just simply cannot understand how anyone could not like it.
this is one.
I mean hell....I can't even tell you what my favorite part is...there's too damn many great great scenes!
the rape and subsequent pay back.
the cafeteria robbery.
the overdose.
the head shot.
the cleaner.
hell I even like the date.
God damn.....you didn't even mention the scene before the head shot....that was amazing in itself, that's the first time you heard Samuel give his I AM THY shepherd speech.......

Marvin, how come you didn't ****ing tell us there was a guy back there with a HAND CANNON?
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:46 AM   #379
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I can't even get past the poster. The mere sight of that ****ing guy stirs some primal urge to kill deep inside me.
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:50 AM   #380
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Old 07-03-2013, 12:06 PM   #382
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God damn.....you didn't even mention the scene before the head shot....that was amazing in itself, that's the first time you heard Samuel give his I AM THY shepherd speech.......

Marvin, how come you didn't ****ing tell us there was a guy back there with a HAND CANNON?
I guess I was includint that with the head shot....which is inaccurate.
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Old 07-03-2013, 02:25 PM   #383
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Haha! Thanks for reminding me how long I've been finding things free [free, not stolen], on the internet. Pulp Fiction screenplay was an early search.
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I guess I was includint that with the head shot....which is inaccurate.
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Oh SHIT, I JUST SHOT MARVIN IN THE FACE!!!
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