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**Buck** · 08-20-2011, 10:59 PM

Last night I took some random strange home from the bar. Now my dick is all red and itchy.

Please send positive thoughts my way.
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ShowtimeSBMVP · 08-20-2011, 11:00 PM

Good luck with that.

keg in kc · 08-20-2011, 11:01 PM

Sounds like I should send you some penicillin. Or some anti-freeze.

**CrazyPhuD** · 08-20-2011, 11:01 PM

You should have made him wear a condom.

LiveSteam · 08-20-2011, 11:01 PM

Take apart a paperclip. get it red hot on the stove . Then stick it up your p-hole. Next time you wont forget to put a raincoat on

Monty · 08-20-2011, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

You should have made him wear a condom.

This.

**pr_capone** · 08-20-2011, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

You should have made him wear a condom.

That doesn't make sense. It would have had he said that his asshole is all red and itchy. Had you said, you should have made him wear a dental dam, then you might have had something there.

LiveSteam · 08-20-2011, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

Last night I took some random strange home from the bar. Now my dick is all red and itchy.

Please send positive thoughts my way.
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What did she charge you?

keg in kc · 08-20-2011, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone

That doesn't make sense. It would have had he said that his asshole is all red and itchy. Had you said, you should have made him wear a dental dam, then you might have had something there.

How about "should have made him wear a dental dam".

aturnis · 08-20-2011, 11:05 PM

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**pr_capone** · 08-20-2011, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

Last night I took some random strange home from the bar. Now my dick is all red and itchy.

Please send positive thoughts my way.
Posted via Mobile Device

Don't be a fool... wrap your tool.

**CrazyPhuD** · 08-20-2011, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone

That doesn't make sense. It would have had he said that his asshole is all red and itchy. Had you said, you should have made him wear a dental dam, then you might have had something there.

you're assuming that buck's BF doesn't have a really small penis.

**pr_capone** · 08-20-2011, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

How about "should have made him wear a dental dam".

I'm confused.

**pr_capone** · 08-20-2011, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

you're assuming that buck's BF doesn't have a really small penis.

But how would that get Buck's dick red and itchy? Are you thinking abotu something like Buck's boyfirend has a micropenis and was ****ing his pee hole?

LiveSteam · 08-20-2011, 11:06 PM

I have to ask. Did you go down & eat that nasty shit ?

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