New Bullshit Mock 2.0

RunKC · 03-13-2013, 06:25 PM

Chiefs will sign a CB. Not sure who. We'll say DRC.

Someone will trade with us for Geno Smith. Raiders, Eagles interested and now Bills have no choice. Someone in the top 10 will break and give us their 1st, their 2nd and probably another high pick next year.

1. Sheldon Richardson DE MU- We still have nobody to get after the QB on the DL. Richardson is a need and will play on 3rd down and at least half of the 2nd down snaps next year. Floyd and Ansah gone.

2. Robert Woods WR USC- These guys have drafted WR in the 2nd round all the time. They both put a huge emphasis on the position and I think they take another guy here.

3. Jon Bostic ILB Florida- He's a beast and a thumper. We need that mentality on our team.

Comp 3: Chase Thomas OLB Stanford- We have zero depth behind Houston and Tamba and this guy was a beast at Stanford. We can rotate him in when Tamba gets tired. He had 22 sacks in his last 3 years at Stanford. Best player available by far. Huge ST's value comes too.

4. Bacarri Rambo S Georgia- How the **** do you not draft this guy? His name is Bacarri ****ing RAMBO. He's gonna be in the 4th round due to his off the field concerns. He's a good player with solid potential. Always good to add awesome depth so we can tell Kendrick Lewis to **** off. He'll be a solid ST's guy too.

5. Xavier Nixon OT Florida- We don't have depth at OT and we need this guy to come in and be the swing tackle.

6. Matt Sewell G McMaster- Huge guy. We showed a lot of interest in him. We'll probably use him for depth.

7. Sean Renfree QB Duke- Experimental bullshit practice squad QB.

KCrockaholic · 03-13-2013, 06:37 PM

I could live with it.

**buddha** · 03-13-2013, 07:44 PM

I like that mock.

Sheldon is really good. There are very few snap to whistle guys on the DL anywhere. Sheldon has his warts, but his motor and his desire to be great overcome all of them.

I like Woods, Bostic, Rambo.

CleveSteve · 03-14-2013, 09:56 AM

I like Woods and Nixon a lot in your draft. If you're trading down and getting a 5T to contribute some pass rush, I'd take Datone Jones over Richardson every time. Both are high effort players, but you're asking a 6'2" guy to get past/through NFL OTs... how is he going to get his hands on them? JMO, though. Good effort.

03-13-2013, 06:25 PM
RunKC Andy Reid Supporter Join Date: Apr 2012 Casino cash: $2119611	New Bullshit Mock 2.0 Chiefs will sign a CB. Not sure who. We'll say DRC. Someone will trade with us for Geno Smith. Raiders, Eagles interested and now Bills have no choice. Someone in the top 10 will break and give us their 1st, their 2nd and probably another high pick next year. 1. Sheldon Richardson DE MU- We still have nobody to get after the QB on the DL. Richardson is a need and will play on 3rd down and at least half of the 2nd down snaps next year. Floyd and Ansah gone. 2. Robert Woods WR USC- These guys have drafted WR in the 2nd round all the time. They both put a huge emphasis on the position and I think they take another guy here. 3. Jon Bostic ILB Florida- He's a beast and a thumper. We need that mentality on our team. Comp 3: Chase Thomas OLB Stanford- We have zero depth behind Houston and Tamba and this guy was a beast at Stanford. We can rotate him in when Tamba gets tired. He had 22 sacks in his last 3 years at Stanford. Best player available by far. Huge ST's value comes too. 4. Bacarri Rambo S Georgia- How the ** do you not draft this guy? His name is Bacarri ing RAMBO. He's gonna be in the 4th round due to his off the field concerns. He's a good player with solid potential. Always good to add awesome depth so we can tell Kendrick Lewis to off. He'll be a solid ST's guy too. 5. Xavier Nixon OT Florida- We don't have depth at OT and we need this guy to come in and be the swing tackle. 6. Matt Sewell G McMaster- Huge guy. We showed a lot of interest in him. We'll probably use him for depth. 7. Sean Renfree QB Duke-** Experimental bullshit practice squad QB.
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03-13-2013, 06:37 PM	#2
KCrockaholic Sarcasm Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $4712900	I could live with it.
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03-13-2013, 07:44 PM	#3
buddha You may think you know... Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: California Casino cash: $10006184	I like that mock. Sheldon is really good. There are very few snap to whistle guys on the DL anywhere. Sheldon has his warts, but his motor and his desire to be great overcome all of them. I like Woods, Bostic, Rambo.
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03-14-2013, 09:56 AM	#4
CleveSteve Veteran Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Pflugerville, TX Casino cash: $10010636	I like Woods and Nixon a lot in your draft. If you're trading down and getting a 5T to contribute some pass rush, I'd take Datone Jones over Richardson every time. Both are high effort players, but you're asking a 6'2" guy to get past/through NFL OTs... how is he going to get his hands on them? JMO, though. Good effort.
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