Random photos from my childhood

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Remember those guys you picked on in school? This is what their photo album looks like.

Observe young, pale-faced GoChiefs drinking tea with annoying Jehovah's Witness kids. I think the one on the far left fancies me. My sisters are also in shot.



This is me, in Scotland, with our Doberman. He's dead now. I am pictured wearing the only pair of Nikes I can recall owning.




This is our first house, in Portlethen, Scotland. Chief (same dog) is guarding the front door - censored.



This is our second house in Newtonhill, Scotland. I am in the background, doing hard labor in the back yard as my mother laughs maniacally.



The stairs from Newtonhill. This photo shows the beginning of my "Dick Tracy/Pirates" phase. I think I still have that shirt somewhere.




More coming...

[Hammock Parties]

OK, that's all you get for now. I'm going to post the photos of me wearing that stupid Boba Fett costume tomorrow. It will be amazing.

[Rain Man]

I'd post some of my own childhood pictures, but the Romanian orphanage couldn't afford film.

[Demonpenz]

i can see you learned the peanut butter and dog trick early on

[MTG#10]

You're lucky you have all these. I only have 4-5 pictures left from my childhood. My house burned down when I was 9 and they all went with it.

[ChiefaRoo]

Why did your mom tuck your shirts in like that? It's like you're begging to be wedgied and hung on a hook.

[FAX]

That's very cool, Mr. GoChiefs. You have led an amazing and interesting life what with all the travels and all.

It's as if you are the reincarnation of Vasco Da Gameboy.

FAX

[Donger]

Has anyone ever told you that your torso is abnormally small compared to the rest of your body?

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

You're lucky you have all these. I only have 4-5 pictures left from my childhood. My house burned down when I was 9 and they all went with it.

I have boxes and boxes. I'm going to go through some more this weekend.

[milkman]

Originally Posted by MTG#10

You're lucky you have all these. I only have 4-5 pictures left from my childhood. My house burned down when I was 9 and they all went with it.

Hell, my family couldn't afford to take 4-5 pictures.

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Originally Posted by FAX

That's very cool, Mr. GoChiefs. You have led an amazing and interesting life what with all the travels and all.

Thanks. I feel very privileged. I want to follow in my father's footsteps and hit the Middle East next. He has been everywhere, though. EVERYWHERE. Japan, Russia, Africa, South America, all over Europe, Mexico, the US of course, probably a dozen places I don't remember. Egypt. Halliburton rules!

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Donger

Has anyone ever told you that your torso is abnormally small compared to the rest of your body?

I probably would have made a great athlete.

[Bill S Preston]

Nice pictures GoChiefs. Where exactly in Scotland is Porlethen and Newtonhill?

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Originally Posted by Bill S Preston

Nice pictures GoChiefs. Where exactly in Scotland is Porlethen and Newtonhill?

North east corner of Scotland. Google maps has it. Newtonhill is a few miles south of Portlethen. They are both very close to the sea. We used to go down all the time. One time I fell in the North Sea in the dead of winter. They have a big golf course out by Porthlethen now.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by GOATSE

I probably would have made a great athlete.

There's no denying that those are from Scotland. My paternal grandmother is apparently going to be dead soon, so I may be taking the family to the UK. I may have to go back to the old country.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by GOATSE

North east corner of Scotland. Google maps has it. Newtonhill is a few miles south of Portlethen. They are both very close to the sea. We used to go down all the time. One time I fell in the North Sea in the dead of winter. They have a big golf course out by Porthlethen now.

Tell them about the "sand."