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Miss Indiana | 41 | 34.17% | |
Miss Oklahoma | 66 | 55.00% | |
Miss California | 92 | 76.67% | |
These women are the greatest generation. | 5 | 4.17% | |
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06-23-2013, 07:34 PM | Topic Starter |
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Round 1, Heat 14: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament.
Two of our states had battleships that were sunk at Pearl Harbor, while the third had a battleship that steamed west from Maine and joined the War in the Pacific immediately afterward.
Miss Indiana was launched 16 days before Pearl Harbor, and joined the Pacific fleet immediately afterwards. She fought in numerous battles including Tarawa, Kwajalein, Truk, the Marianas, and the Battle of the Phillipine Sea. She was formally decommissioned in 1947. Miss Oklahoma was launched in 1916, and rescued Americans from fighting during the Spanish Civil War. Unfortunately, she was struck numerous times at Pearl Harbor and sank with 429 lives lost. She was refloated in 1943 but never saw service again and was sold for scrap in 1946. Miss California was launched in 1916 and served as the flagship of the Pacific Fleet from 1921 through 1941. She was also sunk at Pearl Harbor, with the loss of 100 lives. She was refloated in 1942, underwent major repairs and upgrades, and went on to fight in numerous Pacific battles such as the Marianas, Guam, Saipan, Tinian, and the invasion of the Philippines. She was hit by a kamikaze at Lingayen Gulf, but survived and assisted in the occupation of Japan. She was decommissioned in 1946 and sold for scrap in 1959. Miss Indiana Miss Oklahoma Miss California |
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06-23-2013, 07:35 PM | #2 |
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Not a strong heat
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Oklahoma is the winner by several lengths in my book. I can't figure out if California is attractive or unattractive, so I went with Indiana as my second choice.
I predict that California will win this heat in a runaway despite being the least attractive, because her breasts appear to be large.
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There's a lot of crazy in you. She's quite good looking.
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06-23-2013, 07:37 PM | #6 |
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I find it odd that the California girl is the only non-blonde in this heat.
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Indiana's hips are wonderful. California is awesome top to bottom.
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Indiana has a Jew nose and an overbite. I'm not voting for blondes anyway, so my one vote goes to Cali.
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She has avoided the question to date. But there's a story there, and I'm determined to find out. I bet it centers around her prom.
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I'm still curious about luv's anti-blonde policy. Do tell, luv. Did it have something to do with high school gym class? Do you have proof that most of them aren't really blonde?
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Okay. I see how it is. Guys who can't dream of being with these women can critique them, but women who can't dream of looking like them can't.
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CA look like she could wheel out a mean BJ, because if this, she gets my vote.
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