Show Me On the Santa Doll

**gblowfish** · 12-19-2007, 11:21 AM

Guess this chick was lookin' for the south pole...

Woman Accused of Groping Mall Santa
http://tinyurl.com/2hqsco

Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Danbury, Conn. (AP) --

Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint.

Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3.

Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles.

A call seeking comment from Lamy was answered by a recording Tuesday morning. A woman later called back and said: "It's a false report and I don't have any idea."

Police did not give the name of the disconcerted Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him. "He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident," Myles said.

A man who teaches hundreds of prospective Santas a year — "Santa Tim" Connaghan, president of RealSantas.com — said he's never heard of a similar incident, though it's not unusual for adults to want to pose with Santa.

"I've had some very nice ladies sit on my lap," said Connaghan, who did not train the Danbury Fair Santa. "Once in a while they'll say 'I hope Mrs. Claus isn't going to be upset.' You have to be discreet and kind and say 'Oh no, she'll be OK. You can sit here, but only for one photo.'"

A spokeswoman for Cherry Hill Photo, the company that coordinates Santas for Danbury Fair, declined to comment Tuesday.

HolmeZz · 12-19-2007, 11:30 AM

Wile_E_Coyote · 12-19-2007, 11:45 AM

Santa pitching a tent can't be a good thing. So little girl/boy stand right where you are and tell Santa what you want for Christmas

Megbert · 12-19-2007, 11:48 AM

Santa is a pimp through and through

Chief Chief · 12-19-2007, 11:54 AM

She was most certainly just trying to grab a candy cane to suck on.

12-19-2007, 11:21 AM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17646178 VARSITY	Show Me On the Santa Doll Guess this chick was lookin' for the south pole... Woman Accused of Groping Mall Santa http://tinyurl.com/2hqsco Tuesday, December 18, 2007 Danbury, Conn. (AP) -- Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint. Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3. Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles. A call seeking comment from Lamy was answered by a recording Tuesday morning. A woman later called back and said: "It's a false report and I don't have any idea." Police did not give the name of the disconcerted Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him. "He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident," Myles said. A man who teaches hundreds of prospective Santas a year — "Santa Tim" Connaghan, president of RealSantas.com — said he's never heard of a similar incident, though it's not unusual for adults to want to pose with Santa. "I've had some very nice ladies sit on my lap," said Connaghan, who did not train the Danbury Fair Santa. "Once in a while they'll say 'I hope Mrs. Claus isn't going to be upset.' You have to be discreet and kind and say 'Oh no, she'll be OK. You can sit here, but only for one photo.'" A spokeswoman for Cherry Hill Photo, the company that coordinates Santas for Danbury Fair, declined to comment Tuesday.
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12-19-2007, 11:30 AM	#2
HolmeZz i guess its bittersweet poetry Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: NeW HaVeN, CT Casino cash: $10004900
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12-19-2007, 11:45 AM	#3
Wile_E_Coyote avatar down for remodel Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	Santa pitching a tent can't be a good thing. So little girl/boy stand right where you are and tell Santa what you want for Christmas
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12-19-2007, 11:48 AM	#4
Megbert New and shiny. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: KC KS Casino cash: $9270260	Santa is a pimp through and through
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12-19-2007, 11:54 AM	#5
Chief Chief Veteran Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City MO Casino cash: $10004900	She was most certainly just trying to grab a candy cane to suck on.
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