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Old 05-13-2009, 06:32 PM  
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are white guys the only people who break in houses?

Sorry if this has already been posted

But...

Why is it every alarm commercial that comes on tv has white dudes breaking in? Is it because there are more white dudes in the USA and they are more likely to be criminals?

When people notice stuff like this does it make them a racist?
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Old 05-13-2009, 07:10 PM   #16
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They use white guys so Al Sharpton doesn't drop by for a visit...
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Old 05-13-2009, 07:11 PM   #17
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Sorry if this has already been posted

But...

Why is it every alarm commercial that comes on tv has white dudes breaking in? Is it because there are more white dudes in the USA and they are more likely to be criminals?

When people notice stuff like this does it make them a racist?
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Old 05-13-2009, 07:14 PM   #18
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Old 05-13-2009, 07:15 PM   #19
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To add to that...

I've had a motorcycle stolen, it was an asian kid...

Only time that's happened to me... So mark that down as well...
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Old 05-13-2009, 07:16 PM   #20
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Old 05-13-2009, 07:24 PM   #21
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yeah... this thread.... completely racist
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Old 05-13-2009, 07:30 PM   #22
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yeah... this thread.... completely racist
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Old 05-13-2009, 07:31 PM   #23
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To add to that...

I've had a motorcycle stolen, it was an asian kid...

Only time that's happened to me... So mark that down as well...

This is good stuff, real solid racial criminal profiling. Someone should email a link to this thread to the FBI, I think they'd appreciate it.

White dudes break into homes.

Black guys steal cars.

Young Asian males steal motorcycles.
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Old 05-13-2009, 07:33 PM   #24
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This is good stuff, real solid racial criminal profiling. Someone should email a link to this thread to the FBI, I think they'd appreciate it.

White dudes break into homes.

Black guys steal cars.

Young Asian males steal motorcycles.


You racist bastard! You left Indians off your list!
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:26 PM   #25
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You racist bastard! You left Indians off your list!


I have never had an Indian steal anything from me.

Based on my experience, they are all pure as the driven snow.

The Man has been keeping them down.
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:28 PM   #26
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My house was broken into once.

They caught the guy that night. He was white.

So yeah, as far as I know, they're always white.

Cars are another story. Two black guys tried to steal my my car once but my neighbor saw them and they took off. Only time that happened to me.

So based on my experience, only white guys break into houses and only black guys steal cars.

Hope that helps.
Were they wearing bright orange jackets over black pants? If so, there may have been a third perp.
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:28 PM   #27
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I have never had an Indian steal anything from me.

Based on my experience, they are all pure as the driven snow.

The Man has been keeping them down.
In my experience, they spend all of their time standing outside cigar stores.
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Old 05-13-2009, 09:04 PM   #28
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This is good stuff, real solid racial criminal profiling. Someone should email a link to this thread to the FBI, I think they'd appreciate it.

White dudes break into homes.

Black guys steal cars.

Young Asian males steal motorcycles.

Only drug addicts steal bicycles. I'm not sure of the race.
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Old 05-13-2009, 09:35 PM   #29
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