MU ****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread**** - Page 216

'Hamas' Jenkins · 01:02 PM

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.

Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.

Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO

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Pitt Gorilla · 11-20-2013, 02:08 PM

Michigan and Notre Dame are after Jhonny Williams as well. Michigan has no shot, while ND has only a small one. This is another guy we NEED to keep.

Pepe Silvia · 11-20-2013, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BourbonMan

Matt Millen thinks Missouri is a top-two team.

http://www.yardbarker.com/college_fo...lated_15102107

I'm surprised, ****er seems to always be rooting against us when he covers Mizzou games.

Pitt Gorilla · 11-20-2013, 02:19 PM

PowerMizzou quote from KS OT Christian Gaylord on his Missouri offer:

The Tigers are the fourth school to have offered a scholarship to Gaylord, joining Kansas, Kansas State and Oklahoma State. Gaylord admitted, though, that his first SEC offer stood out.

"It's pretty cool. Just getting an offer from an SEC school is pretty humbling because you know that all your hard work has paid off so far," he said. "To have the opportunity to play in a big league like that, it's just very humbling."

BlackHelicopters · 11-20-2013, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

I'm surprised, ****er seems to always be rooting against us when he covers Mizzou games.

Millen is the dimmest bulb in any room.

DJ's left nut · 11-20-2013, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

PowerMizzou quote from KS OT Christian Gaylord on his Missouri offer:

The Tigers are the fourth school to have offered a scholarship to Gaylord, joining Kansas, Kansas State and Oklahoma State. Gaylord admitted, though, that his first SEC offer stood out.

"It's pretty cool. Just getting an offer from an SEC school is pretty humbling because you know that all your hard work has paid off so far," he said. "To have the opportunity to play in a big league like that, it's just very humbling."

I'll wait for Prison Bitch to let me know when a recruit gets several SEC offers and then swoons when a Big 12 offer comes in due to the gravity of the conference...

Ebolapox · 11-20-2013, 03:00 PM

BASKETBALL... ERRRR... KEN POM....ERRRR...... SAGARIN.... ERRR.... SEC EAST = BIG 12....ERRRR.... WE WON THE SPRING GAME... ERRRR...

ad infinitum.

**Saul Good** · 11-20-2013, 03:33 PM

Maybe the Big 12 could use this as a recruiting strategy...

Why be the next great quarterback to come out of the SEC when you could be the first great (hell...good) quarterback to come out of the Big 12?

Mosbonian · 11-20-2013, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebolapox

BASKETBALL... ERRRR... KEN POM....ERRRR...... SAGARIN.... ERRR.... SEC EAST = BIG 12....ERRRR.... WE WON THE SPRING GAME... ERRRR...

ad infinitum.

Rep...that made me chuckle enough here at work that people came over to my office to check on me.

**Bowser** · 11-20-2013, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

I'll wait for Prison Bitch to let me know when a recruit gets several SEC offers and then swoons when a Big 12 offer comes in due to the gravity of the conference...

Saragin shows Christian Gaylord to be the twentieth best tackle not only in his state, but his own town.

Mizzou_8541 · 11-21-2013, 11:13 AM

Anyone heading to Oxford this weekend? I'm leaving tonight...I'm pretty excited to tailgate at The Grove. Pretty nervous about the game though...will be curious to see how the QB situation is handled if Franklin doesn't start well.

BourbonMan · 11-21-2013, 12:52 PM

Missouri senior defensive end Michael Sam is a finalist for two prestigious college football honors, the Bronco Nagurski Trophy and the Lombardi Award.

Both sets of finalists were announced Thursday.

The Nagurski Trophy, which is chosen by the Football Writers Association of America, goes to the nation’s best defensive player.

Sam, who leads the Southeastern Conference in tackles for loss (16) and sacks (10), is the second Tiger to be chosen as a finalist for the Nagurski Trophy, joining former All-American defensive end Justin Smith, who was a finalist in 2000.

Michigan State linebacker Darqueze Denard, Pittsburgh defensive tackle Aaron Donald, Florida State defensive back Lamarcus Joyner and Alabama linebacker C.J. Mosley are the other finalists.

The winner will be announced Dec. 9 at the Charlotte Touchdown Club.

Sam, who has three three-sack games this season and returned a fumble for a touchdown against Georgia, is also one of four finalists for the Lombardi Award, which is presented annually to college football’s best lineman.

Donald, Mosley and UCLA linebacker Anthony Barr are the other finalists for the Lombardi Award, which will be announced Dec. 11 in Houston.

Sam also is a semifinalist for the Chuck Bednarik Award, which will announce its three finalists Nov. 25.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/11/21...#storylink=cpy

Mizzou_8541 · 11-21-2013, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou_8541

Anyone heading to Oxford this weekend? I'm leaving tonight...I'm pretty excited to tailgate at The Grove. Pretty nervous about the game though...will be curious to see how the QB situation is handled if Franklin doesn't start well.

Nobody going?

Eleazar · 11-21-2013, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

I'll wait for Prison Bitch to let me know when a recruit gets several SEC offers and then swoons when a Big 12 offer comes in due to the gravity of the conference...

Tweet him some Sagarin links and he'll change his mind.

Eleazar · 11-21-2013, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BryanBusby

Hey guys remember when Pinkel was doing a bad job and people wanted him to be fired????

HAHA YOU GUYS WERE OWNED LOL PWN'D ROXXOR'D XD

Pinkel has his shortcomings but has never deserved to be fired... I have always found it to be the silliest meme around here. The last thing we need to do is KU ourselves and fire the coach who built the program to where it is while he's still having success.

I didn't have a very high opinion of Franklin at one time, and I don't think I was nearly alone in that. Fans are often wrong about players, but the coaches usually know better.

Pitt Gorilla · 11-21-2013, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise

Pinkel has his shortcomings but has never deserved to be fired... I have always found it to be the silliest meme around here. The last thing we need to do is KU ourselves and fire the coach who built the program to where it is while he's still having success.

I didn't have a very high opinion of Franklin at one time, and I don't think I was nearly alone in that. Fans are often wrong about players, but the coaches usually know better.

The whole thing. You occasionally get the "but, but, but he can't take us to the next level" nonsense, but I really don't know what that means.

11-20-2013, 02:08 PM	#3226
Pitt Gorilla Banned! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201 Casino cash: $2840194	Michigan and Notre Dame are after Jhonny Williams as well. Michigan has no shot, while ND has only a small one. This is another guy we NEED to keep. __________________ Your son is a bench warmer because of your weak genetics not because of the coach Norlin Mommsen is disgusting.
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11-20-2013, 02:19 PM	#3228
Pitt Gorilla Banned! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201 Casino cash: $2840194	PowerMizzou quote from KS OT Christian Gaylord on his Missouri offer: The Tigers are the fourth school to have offered a scholarship to Gaylord, joining Kansas, Kansas State and Oklahoma State. Gaylord admitted, though, that his first SEC offer stood out. "It's pretty cool. Just getting an offer from an SEC school is pretty humbling because you know that all your hard work has paid off so far," he said. "To have the opportunity to play in a big league like that, it's just very humbling." __________________ Your son is a bench warmer because of your weak genetics not because of the coach Norlin Mommsen is disgusting.
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11-20-2013, 03:00 PM	#3231
Ebolapox remember, remember Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como Casino cash: $1979903	BASKETBALL... ERRRR... KEN POM....ERRRR...... SAGARIN.... ERRR.... SEC EAST = BIG 12....ERRRR.... WE WON THE SPRING GAME... ERRRR... ad infinitum.
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11-20-2013, 03:33 PM	#3232
Saul Good Quit your bullshit Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bored of winning Casino cash: $10052799	Maybe the Big 12 could use this as a recruiting strategy... Why be the next great quarterback to come out of the SEC when you could be the first great (hell...good) quarterback to come out of the Big 12? __________________ Today is not a good day to be a pussy.
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11-21-2013, 11:13 AM	#3235
Mizzou_8541 Starter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $2497473	Anyone heading to Oxford this weekend? I'm leaving tonight...I'm pretty excited to tailgate at The Grove. Pretty nervous about the game though...will be curious to see how the QB situation is handled if Franklin doesn't start well.
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11-21-2013, 12:52 PM	#3236
BourbonMan The Dude Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: topeka Casino cash: $10004900	Missouri senior defensive end Michael Sam is a finalist for two prestigious college football honors, the Bronco Nagurski Trophy and the Lombardi Award. Both sets of finalists were announced Thursday. The Nagurski Trophy, which is chosen by the Football Writers Association of America, goes to the nation’s best defensive player. Sam, who leads the Southeastern Conference in tackles for loss (16) and sacks (10), is the second Tiger to be chosen as a finalist for the Nagurski Trophy, joining former All-American defensive end Justin Smith, who was a finalist in 2000. Michigan State linebacker Darqueze Denard, Pittsburgh defensive tackle Aaron Donald, Florida State defensive back Lamarcus Joyner and Alabama linebacker C.J. Mosley are the other finalists. The winner will be announced Dec. 9 at the Charlotte Touchdown Club. Sam, who has three three-sack games this season and returned a fumble for a touchdown against Georgia, is also one of four finalists for the Lombardi Award, which is presented annually to college football’s best lineman. Donald, Mosley and UCLA linebacker Anthony Barr are the other finalists for the Lombardi Award, which will be announced Dec. 11 in Houston. Sam also is a semifinalist for the Chuck Bednarik Award, which will announce its three finalists Nov. 25. Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/11/21...#storylink=cpy __________________ FALSE START OFFENSE(EAGLES), EVERYBODY BUT THE CENTER!!!!!
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