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Old 07-17-2006, 12:01 AM  
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Its hard being a dad of a teen girl!!!
her first boyfriend just texted her and broke up with her today.


Just yesterday, he gave her his hat and his football jersey to wear, then today it is "its over" on a text...


pretty stoneless if you ask me!!!


I would like to just go snap his neck!!!
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Old 07-17-2006, 10:25 AM   #61
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You're just the dad...she doesn't think you know anything.

While she's in her room is your oportunity to get rid of his corpse before she decides tomorrow to get back with him. Be sure to run some bleach through the wood chipper before taking the powerwasher to it.

A girl who is brokenhearted, getting a 2nd chance has very lose waistebands.

I like the way you think!!!
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Old 07-17-2006, 10:25 AM   #62
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A girl who is brokenhearted, getting a 2nd chance has very lose waistebands.
True. True.
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Old 07-17-2006, 10:27 AM   #63
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At least he ended it. Girls that age usually just don't tell the guy.
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Old 07-17-2006, 10:39 AM   #64
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very true..teenage girls are as bad or worse than the boys in some aspects.
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Old 07-17-2006, 10:39 AM   #65
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A girl who is brokenhearted, getting a 2nd chance has very lose waistebands.
Great info but too freakin late for me! If I could only go back and be 16 again.
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Old 07-17-2006, 10:43 AM   #66
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I told my wife about it, and she said if I was 18 I'd have given them a hug. I told her if I was 18 the three of us would have been somewhere else doing lots of "hugging".

You should've told your wife that if you were 18 you wouldn't have done the hugging. They would've been giving you a little something you like to call "a mouth hug"
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Old 07-17-2006, 10:44 AM   #67
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Old 07-17-2006, 10:45 AM   #68
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Old 07-17-2006, 10:54 AM   #69
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yea, I know

I took her breakfast this morning and she was obviously crying

I tried to hug her and she said...leave me alone, I don't want to talk about it so I left her omlete on her dresser and walked out. Her phone rings...boom she is talking to her best friend...
Oh man that's tough. I want to be able to fix everything for my daughter. I guess that's not going to happen. If little girls only knew how much they break Daddy's heart.
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Old 07-17-2006, 11:01 AM   #70
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Oh man that's tough. I want to be able to fix everything for my daughter. I guess that's not going to happen. If little girls only knew how much they break Daddy's heart.

its way worse than any break up I ever had
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Old 07-17-2006, 11:51 AM   #71
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Tell your daughter that it happen for a reason that a even better man who is more perfect will be there for her and that she shouldn't let loser boy get to her cause she better and stronger minded then him.
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Old 07-17-2006, 11:52 AM   #72
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its way worse than any break up I ever had
My little girl is 8. She's already made me cry. I can only imagine what's ahead of me.
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Old 07-17-2006, 12:30 PM   #73
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It could be worse...you daughter could have been a fetus while James Woods was turning 40, and they'd still hook up...so ****ing wrong:

"James Woods, 59, and girlfriend Ashley Madison, 20, were very much together, chatting about everything from the margaritas ("I recommend them highly," Woods said) to his fall drama Shark ("It's so compelling and smart and everything that Jimmy is," Madison said)."

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Shit, I'd be pretty happy about this.

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its way worse than any break up I ever had
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