My gay dumb Chiefs mock .349

BryanBusby · 05-05-2014, 04:37 AM

Not gonna do any trades in this one.

1. Marqise Lee, WR USC

Knows the West Coast offense already and well versed in dropping the football. Sounds like a Chief to me!

3. Dakota Dozier, G Furman

A MOTHER****ING GUARD! YES!!!!!!! boners commence

4. Khairi Fortt, ILB California

Joe Mays is only good at cheap shots, so it'd be best to just save him for the Denver games.

5. Michael Schofield, OT Michigan

We're dangerously thin at OT.

6. Aaron Lynch, DE/OLB South Florida

This guy is like Tamba Hali except he's not good

6. De'Anthony Thomas, RB Oregon

"Welcome to Kansas City De'Anthony. For now on, I'm going to call you Dexter."

05-05-2014, 04:37 AM	Topic Starter
BryanBusby In Search of a Life Join Date: Mar 2006 Casino cash: $3789900 VARSITY	My gay dumb Chiefs mock .349 Not gonna do any trades in this one. 1. Marqise Lee, WR USC Knows the West Coast offense already and well versed in dropping the football. Sounds like a Chief to me! 3. Dakota Dozier, G Furman A MOTHER****ING GUARD! YES!!!!!!! boners commence 4. Khairi Fortt, ILB California Joe Mays is only good at cheap shots, so it'd be best to just save him for the Denver games. 5. Michael Schofield, OT Michigan We're dangerously thin at OT. 6. Aaron Lynch, DE/OLB South Florida This guy is like Tamba Hali except he's not good 6. De'Anthony Thomas, RB Oregon "Welcome to Kansas City De'Anthony. For now on, I'm going to call you Dexter."
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