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Old 07-14-2018, 03:58 PM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 22 - KCwolf versus SPchief

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - wal mart parking lot
Starting Distance - 26 feet

KCwolf

Main Weapon - Nunchaku
Backup Weapon - Thick glass bottle

Prep Time - 3 Minutes
Special Factors - None

SPchief

Main Weapon - Heavy Bow and 6 Explosive-Tipped Arrows
Backup Weapon - Police baton

Prep Time - 2 seconds
Special Factors - Your hands are handcuffed in front of you
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Old 07-14-2018, 04:02 PM   #2
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26 feet SPchief has a chance to ditch the bow and just use the explosive tipped arrows.

I'll decide after hearing arguments from the fighters. This might be close.
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Old 07-14-2018, 05:01 PM   #3
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Excellent weapon, shittiest draw of special factors imaginable given the weapon.
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Old 07-14-2018, 05:34 PM   #4
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Excellent weapon, shittiest draw of special factors imaginable given the weapon.
Yeah, it seems like an obvious win for SPchief until you get to the last line.

I think the bow is useless in his situation. I don't think you can really detonate the arrows without taking your own hand off, so I think it ends up being a bludgeon fight of a guy in handcuffs against a guy not in handcuffs.
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Old 07-14-2018, 05:36 PM   #5
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I'm leaning KCWolf just because I think trying to handle a bow and explosive arrows while handcuffed is likely to result in SPchief blowing himself to hell.

Wait... how explosive are these things?
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Old 07-14-2018, 05:45 PM   #6
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Of course the cuffed guy with a bow is winning
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Old 07-14-2018, 05:57 PM   #7
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Wal-Mart parking lot? This could actually happen in real life at some point.


So basically this is nunchakus vs. a guy with a police baton but his hands handcuffed. SPChief is going to get beat down.
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Old 07-14-2018, 05:59 PM   #8
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Wal-Mart parking lot? This could actually happen in real life at some point.


So basically this is nunchakus vs. a guy with a police baton but his hands handcuffed. SPChief is going to get beat down.
I bet we could look on youtube and find an actual video of this scenario.
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Old 07-14-2018, 06:13 PM   #9
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You think an explosive tipped arrow would cause a car to explode? I'd imagine it have to be shot somewhere where it would hit fuel...
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Old 07-14-2018, 06:24 PM   #10
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This is bullshit. If I got the nunchaku instead I might've had a chance.

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Old 07-14-2018, 07:24 PM   #11
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I'd like to hear the reasoning of the people voting for SPchief. This is a clear nunchaku vs handcuffed police baton.
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Old 07-14-2018, 07:25 PM   #12
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This fight is going to devolve into something primitive. Handcuffs lose it.
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Old 07-14-2018, 07:35 PM   #13
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I'd like to hear the reasoning of the people voting for SPchief. This is a clear nunchaku vs handcuffed police baton.
I am guessing not everyone read the special factor with the handcuffs. This is pure speculation on my part.
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Old 07-14-2018, 07:37 PM   #14
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I am guessing not everyone read the special factor with the handcuffs. This is pure speculation on my part.
That's what happened. They saw exploding arrows and said **** yeah that is badass.
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Old 07-14-2018, 08:01 PM   #15
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