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Old 07-24-2008, 07:20 PM  
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My hairdresser screwed up my hair!
So, yeah, It's been a few days and I think it finally hit me just now. Though my hairdresser is a HOT 24 yr. old beauty-queen, she finally did it, she finally completely wrecked by hair. Ya see, I think she has real bad A.D.D and it hinders her ability to concentrate. It's been very obvious. The visit prior to this one was when I first noticed her behavior. She totally messed up about thirty percent of my bangs which currently measure about a half an inch; while the remainder of bangs and top of hair are appx. 4". I'm firing her soon, I've made up my mind. It's clear at this point I need to hire a new hairdresser. All of this will surely have a bearing on the pool party at my place this Saturday. Oh by the way, my complex is loaded w/ hot chicks. Yep...
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Old 07-25-2008, 09:47 AM   #61
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Wanna know How I know you're gay?...
You have a hair dresser & you're bitching about your bangs out of order.
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:02 AM   #62
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I wasn't thrilled with my haircut a few days ago. The other girl does a better job. And she's prettier, too.
If you're not happy with your haircut then you should continue going to that girl. Obviously, the girl who has been cutting your hair hasn't been doing you any favors.
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:04 AM   #63
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My last hair cut was from a gay dude. Not really on purpose. He was much more concerned with the outcome than I was. He kept asking "Is this OK? Do you like it?" And he almost looked insulted when I said "Yeah, whatever, I just want it short."

If I could cut my own hair, I'd do it.
And that, Mr. KC Fish, is why Rick Hunts invented the Flowbee.

Just in case you didn't know, the Flowbee allows you to create the most popular hair styles. Using precision, recessed blades, a Flowbee can cut your hair from 1/2" to 6" long in 1/4" increments. All you have to do is select the desired spacer depending on the length you want, attach the spacer to your Flowbee, start 'er up, close your eyes, and suck your hair down the vacuum tube while the patented, stainless steel, chomping blades go into action relentlessly whacking, slicing, and gashing your locks at the rate of 3000 super-powerful chops per second. Do not, repeat do not, place your fingers, nose, penis, or beloved pet's appendages into the Flowbee.

Next, pull your hair out of the vacuum tube (be sure to shut 'er off first!) and look at yourself in the mirror. No more hair!!! It's gone forever, or until it grows back. Repeat the process with additional spacers until the hairstyle you desire is achieved or until the hospital attendents show up at your door.

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Old 07-25-2008, 10:04 AM   #64
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Awesome. The girls are gonna hit the bathroom together and tease their hair. I'm glad you're here for Mecca's emotional support, Reaper.
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:08 AM   #65
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And that, Mr. KC Fish, is why Rick Hunts invented the Flowbee.

Just in case you didn't know, the Flowbee allows you to create the most popular hair styles. Using precision, recessed blades, a Flowbee can cut your hair from 1/2" to 6" long in 1/4" increments. All you have to do is select the desired spacer depending on the length you want, attach the spacer to your Flowbee, start 'er up, close your eyes, and suck your hair down the vacuum tube while the patented, stainless steel, chomping blades go into action relentlessly whacking, slicing, and gashing your locks at the rate of 3000 super-powerful chops per second. Do not, repeat do not, place your fingers, nose, penis, or beloved pet's appendages into the Flowbee.

Next, pull your hair out of the vacuum tube (be sure to shut 'er off first!) and look at yourself in the mirror. No more hair!!! It's gone forever, or until it grows back. Repeat the process with additional spacers until the hairstyle you desire is achieved or until the hospital attendents show up at your door.

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We should chip in and buy Mecca one of these. But we should take out all but the shortest spacers.
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Are you actually going to call her and tell her she's fired?
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have you tried just combing the top of it forward and spiking it up just a little on the end in front? OR, go back to her, tell her you don't like it and ask her to fix it....which you should have done to begin with! If you're gonna be a princess, might as well act like it too!!! I kid.
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:16 AM   #68
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Are you actually going to call her and tell her she's fired?
LOL, no, simply stop going to her is what I meant by that.
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:17 AM   #69
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have you tried just combing the top of it forward and spiking it up just a little on the end in front? OR, go back to her, tell her you don't like it and ask her to fix it....which you should have done to begin with! If you're gonna be a princess, might as well act like it too!!! I kid.
lol, no, I think at this point, I'll let it grow out and not go back to her.
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:19 AM   #70
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lol, no, I think at this point, I'll let it grow out and not go back to her.
yes, but in the meantime, the way you describe it, it sounds like you have a fledgling mullet
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It's too bad, really. Good hairdresses are hard to find. Almost as difficult as locating a decent bra sizer.

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LOL, no, simply stop going to her is what I meant by that.
OK, it was just a funny thing to imagine. I couldn't picture you being that harsh.
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SR, I have read that apricot preserves can double as a hair gel. Hope that helps some.
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I always have women cut my hair. I usually just go somewhere in the mall. 3 on the sides, blend the top...pretty simple request. Could go to a barber, but I've only had one guy cut my hair, ever. And it was a very traumatic experience.

He had a picture of himself wearing a black turtleneck feeding a horse a carrot...professionally done at his stand. If that tells you anything. Now I just like for women to go near my hair.
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