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malachi47000 · 05-30-2012, 12:07 AM

My wife finally agreed to a lifelong fantasy, to have sex in a public place. Her one condition is that it has to be somewhere no one would walk in on us (this was the only way I could convince her)...I live in Wichita so it would have be around here...any suggestions?

JD10367 · 05-30-2012, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Satanic Goat

In deepish woods, by a creek, with a full moon. In the springtime, or summer.

oldman · 05-30-2012, 07:26 AM

If you live in a house, the solution can be as simple as doing it in the backseat of your car, parked in the driveway. Or your backyard. Once she gets a little more comfortable, you can move on to riskier places. Are you tied to Wichita proper? There's a lot of country roads just outside of town.

Mr. Plow · 05-30-2012, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by oldman

There's a lot of country roads just outside of town.

Yes.....yes there are.

Sofa King · 05-30-2012, 07:38 AM

Bang her in the arrowhead parking lot. Make sure it's cold out, and wear your coveralls.

**ChiTown** · 05-30-2012, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by malachi47000

My wife finally agreed to a lifelong fantasy, to have sex in a public place. Her one condition is that it has to be somewhere no one would walk in on us (this was the only way I could convince her)...I live in Wichita so it would have be around here...any suggestions?

My driveway?

**RockChalk** · 05-30-2012, 08:06 AM

I don't see how this will really fulfill your fantasy. Sex in public should be unplanned and random, at least to me anyways. That's what makes it so exciting.

Nonetheless, good luck with your ventures.

My suggestion...golf course late at night.

otherstar · 05-30-2012, 08:07 AM

Depending on how big your yard is, and how close your neighbors are, I'd go for the front or back yard first. We actually conceived a child in our front yard...oddly enough. We live on a half-acre and the nearest house is about 50 yards away. Found a nice dark spot in the front yard at around 3 AM once (when the only other kid we had at the time was spending the night at grandmas) and got busy! We're always stopping on the way home from going out on dates (if it's late enough) and finding dark, secluded spots to get busy.

**ChiTown** · 05-30-2012, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by RockChalk

My suggestion...golf course late at night.

If I had a dollar.........

I used to sneak on to KC Country Club late at night - drink, smoke weed and ****. I miss my youth.....

**Nzoner** · 05-30-2012, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

That was fun until the cop spot-lighted us.

Heh,talk about going soft in nothing flat,I was at a public park in the backseat of my car with an ex gf doing 69 and there was a tap on the window and the flashlight beam hit.

boogblaster · 05-30-2012, 08:13 AM

trailer-park south of oaklawn ... plenty of debris piles too hide behind .....

**Nzoner** · 05-30-2012, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

If I had a dollar.........

I used to sneak on to KC Country Club late at night - drink, smoke weed and ****. I miss my youth.....

No shit,I once focked a girl at 1 a.m. on the front lawn on my old public school,the street that ran beside it wasn't all that busy with traffic at that time but enough so that it made it quite exciting.

cmh6476 · 05-30-2012, 08:22 AM

Kauffman Stadium

**Rain Man** · 05-30-2012, 08:26 AM

Run a stop sign, get stopped by a cop, and then run back and do it on his car while he's writing the ticket. You'll have to be fast about it, though.

scho63 · 05-30-2012, 08:31 AM

I had sex with an ex-girlfriend in Muir Woods in Cali during the middle of the day off a trail behind a tree about 20 years ago. We could hear people walking through the woods on the trails but we didn't get caught. Doggy style with her hands on the large tree to shield us. It was pretty fun.

Another time in my early 20's I had sex in the ocean with a girl while 200 people were around us. It was pretty easy just floating up and down there with the water up to my neck.

One other time on the boardwalk at the Jersey Shore with all the lights still on at 3am after the bars closed. It was deserted but anyone who would have wandered by would have seen us in all our glory.

It's been a long time since the outdoors.......

Try for a place in the woods or behind a building.

Have fun and don't forget to share the details!!!

**RockChalk** · 05-30-2012, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by scho63

Have fun and don't forget to share the details!!!

Might as well get the obligatory "pics or it didn't happen" out of the way

05-30-2012, 12:07 AM
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scho63 Politically Incorrect Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Casino cash: $2541110	I had sex with an ex-girlfriend in Muir Woods in Cali during the middle of the day off a trail behind a tree about 20 years ago. We could hear people walking through the woods on the trails but we didn't get caught. Doggy style with her hands on the large tree to shield us. It was pretty fun. Another time in my early 20's I had sex in the ocean with a girl while 200 people were around us. It was pretty easy just floating up and down there with the water up to my neck. One other time on the boardwalk at the Jersey Shore with all the lights still on at 3am after the bars closed. It was deserted but anyone who would have wandered by would have seen us in all our glory. It's been a long time since the outdoors....... Try for a place in the woods or behind a building. Have fun and don't forget to share the details!!! __________________ *"The only difference between sex for free and sex for money is that sex for free costs you a WHOLE LOT more!"* ~Redd Foxx~ ~~2018 2019 2020 20212022 2023~~ 2024 Adopt a Chief - Clark Hunt and Brett Veach "The men who drafted Patrick Mahomes"
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