The Pussification Of The Western Male (long but worth it)

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by ZachKC

I found this whole piece to be pretty stupid.

This doesn't suprise me. You grew up in it.

[|Zach|]

Sweet, I have figured it out. To be a man I should fight people to make them respect me.

Errr...maybe I will read the cliff's notes or something.

[siberian khatru]

Originally Posted by ZachKC

Sweet, I have figured it out. To be a man I should fight people to make them respect me.

Errr...maybe I will read the cliff's notes or something.

So put 'em up, girly boy!

[Talisman]

Now, little boys in grade school are suspended for playing cowboys and Indians, cops and crooks, and all the other familiar variations of "good guy vs. bad guy" that helped them learn, at an early age, what it was like to have decent men hunt you down, because you were a lawbreaker.

My mom wouldn't let me play cowboys and Indians. I always ended up being the Chinese railroad worker.

[Simplex3]

Do you women really want to be married to metrosexual pussies?

[angel]

Originally Posted by Simplex3

Do you women really want to be married to metrosexual pussies?

they seem to, don't they?
personally, I want a guy who can fight, I like to feel protected- if he beats me, that's the end of that, however- a guy who likes football, namely the Chiefs, not one that just says he's a fan, but one who really likes football; I don't want a guy who cries more than I do. I don't like poetry. I like music, however- classic rock, none of that newer n*sync type crap.
I don't know how many females would admit to agree with me on this, but they're out there, don't worry- be men.

[Simplex3]

Originally Posted by angel

they seem to, don't they?
personally, I want a guy who can fight, I like to feel protected- if he beats me, that's the end of that, however...

To me being a man is:

Showering, shave, comb hair: yes
Pedicure: no

Open doors for women: yes
Cry at movies with women: no

Protect your woman: yes
Hit your woman: never.

Watch football, drink beer and liquor, smoke cigars: yes
Watch fashion shows, drink wine coolers, smoke poles: no

Look at every chick that walks by and want to bang her: yes
Cheat on your wife by banging every chick that walks by: no

Buy a sportscar when you're 40: yes
Change your 40 year old wife in for two 20's: no

Be the head of your household: yes
Have another "head" in your household: no

You get the idea.

[angel]

Originally Posted by Simplex3

To me being a man is:

Showering, shave, comb hair: yes
Pedicure: no

Open doors for women: yes
Cry at movies with women: no

Protect your woman: yes
Hit your woman: never.

Watch football, drink beer and liquor, smoke cigars: yes
Watch fashion shows, drink wine coolers, smoke poles: no

Look at every chick that walks by and want to bang her: yes
Cheat on your wife by banging every chick that walks by: no

Buy a sportscar when you're 40: yes
Change your 40 year old wife in for two 20's: no

Be the head of your household: yes
Have another "head" in your household: no

You get the idea.

that's perfect

[007]

Originally Posted by Simplex3

To me being a man is:

Showering, shave, comb hair: yes
Pedicure: no

Open doors for women: yes
Cry at movies with women: no

Protect your woman: yes
Hit your woman: never.

Watch football, drink beer and liquor, smoke cigars: yes
Watch fashion shows, drink wine coolers, smoke poles: no

Look at every chick that walks by and want to bang her: yes
Cheat on your wife by banging every chick that walks by: no

Buy a sportscar when you're 40: yes
Change your 40 year old wife in for two 20's: no

Be the head of your household: yes
Have another "head" in your household: no

You get the idea.

Where the hell did this guy go anyway?

[siberian khatru]

Originally Posted by angel

they seem to, don't they?
personally, I want a guy who can fight, I like to feel protected- if he beats me, that's the end of that, however- a guy who likes football, namely the Chiefs, not one that just says he's a fan, but one who really likes football; I don't want a guy who cries more than I do. I don't like poetry. I like music, however- classic rock, none of that newer n*sync type crap.
I don't know how many females would admit to agree with me on this, but they're out there, don't worry- be men.

Will you marry me?

Don't worry, my wife will understand.

[angel]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Will you marry me?

Don't worry, my wife will understand.

sorry- see below

Originally Posted by Simplex3

Buy a sportscar when you're 40: yes
Change your 40 year old wife in for two 20's: no

[siberian khatru]

Originally Posted by angel

sorry- see below

Who said anything about trading her in? (Besides, she's only 36 )

We could all move to Utah and become polygamous Mormons!

Yes, Chiefs football and classic rock are THAT important to me.

[angel]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I hear that if you learn some of the dance moves for "Bye, Bye, Bye" and you and 3 or 4 four of your friends perform the song w/ dance moves at karaoke night, college girls go nuts over it.

they probably do... as long as you're hot enough, or they're drunk enough... I just don't go for that- I think it's gay... not that there's anything wrong with that