Poop WTF ... The dreaded Sneeze/Shart

Mr. Laz · 12-29-2012, 02:43 PM

Holiday inevitably leads to catching a cold from being around all the extra people.

I've been coming down with the sniffles and sneezing a lot.

I'm sitting on the side of my bed and feel the sneeze coming. At this point, sneezing feels good so i let it come.

ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo .... let a huge sneeze fly

I immediately know that something is wrong and clamp the butt cheeks closed.

Dam ... that sneeze/fart sounded and felt way too wet.

Waddle to the toilet and let it go ... nothing but brown water. Not diarrhea ... literally brown water.

Then i look down and see this wet spot on my underwear. ****!!

Then i see the same on my sweat pants. Holy ****!!

I take them off and go back to bedroom to get new clothing and another dam spot on the bed sheets.

What the ****ing hell ... i'm blowing a water spout out of my ass.

am i dying?

12-29-2012, 02:43 PM	Topic Starter
Mr. Laz Don't Tease Me Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: KS Casino cash: $11047037	WTF ... The dreaded Sneeze/Shart Holiday inevitably leads to catching a cold from being around all the extra people. I've been coming down with the sniffles and sneezing a lot. I'm sitting on the side of my bed and feel the sneeze coming. At this point, sneezing feels good so i let it come. ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo .... let a huge sneeze fly I immediately know that something is wrong and clamp the butt cheeks closed. Dam ... that sneeze/fart sounded and felt way too wet. Waddle to the toilet and let it go ... nothing but brown water. Not diarrhea ... literally brown water. Then i look down and see this wet spot on my underwear. **!! Then i see the same on my sweat pants. Holy !! I take them off and go back to bedroom to get new clothing and another dam spot on the bed sheets. What the **ing hell ... i'm blowing a water spout out of my ass. am i dying?
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