NFT: Did everyone have a nice mothers day?

[MeaTy The Pimp]

Well, the missus and I decided to do a small road trip to get out of the house for awhile, and we saw some shining examples of "Ohh my god, look at that idiot".

While cruising at highway speed, we see a kid of maybe 12-13 years of age, at the side of the road. Normally I wouldn't take notice, because I've seen lots of kids. However, this kid was extremely overweight. I would be polite calling him 400 pounds. Anyway, he was wearing nothing but a pair of shorts, and he was shaking his titties at oncoming traffic. We almost wrecked we were laughing so hard. Just about the time we regain our composure, we see a grown man man hiking up the side of the road wearing a full fledged Superman costume. He also had a backpack on over the cape. I was tempted to stop and ask him if he could "Get there faster if he flew", but the missus wouldn't let me.

Anybody else, have odd stories from the weekend?