****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

I said it was just you?

So who other than me is "an idiot who shits all over our coach every time things get the slightest bit rough," and makes the gamethreads THAT YOU DON'T EVEN PARTICIPATE IN unbearable.

C'mon pussy, name names. Who besides me earns your ****y scorn? You should call all of us horrible fans out and lead us to your salvation!

It's the interwebs, little fella. Nobody can hurt you. Pretend to be a man and sack up, just once.

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by frazod

So who other than me is "an idiot who shits all over our coach every time things get the slightest bit rough," and makes the gamethreads THAT YOU DON'T EVEN PARTICIPATE IN unbearable.

C'mon pussy, name names. Who besides me earns your ****y scorn? You should call all of us horrible fans out and lead us to your salvation!

It's the interwebs, little fella. Nobody can hurt you. Pretend to be a man and sack up, just once.

ROR is right there with you. This isn't exactly a secret.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

ROR is right there with you. This isn't exactly a secret.

Hey, your pellets dropped a whole millimeter there, SaulMonitor!

I'll give you a free one - read the thread topic. Inform Hamas how he's an idiot who shits all over his coach and makes game threads unbearable. That would be a good start.

Also, there were at least five other people critical of Pinkel's playcalling when he refused to go for it on 4th and short twice in the second half. You really should let them have it, too (God knows you've got nothing better to do). How dare anybody challenge the impending Coach of the Year!

I'll wait.

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by frazod

Hey, your pellets dropped a whole millimeter there, SaulMonitor!

I'll give you a free one - read the thread topic. Inform Hamas how he's an idiot who shits all over his coach and makes game threads unbearable. That would be a good start.

Also, there were at least five other people critical of Pinkel's playcalling when he refused to go for it on 4th and short twice in the second half. You really should let them have it, too (God knows you've got nothing better to do). How dare anybody challenge the impending Coach of the Year!

I'll wait.

In case you didn't notice, I didn't call anyone out by name...not even you.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

In case you didn't notice, I didn't call anyone out by name...not even you.

Wow, you retreat faster than the French, don't you?

Here's a hint, if you're too much of a pussy to even be bold on the internet, maybe you should shut the **** up.

Kind of like you do in real life.

[warrior]

Congrats to Mizz on a great win I have only got to watch One of these games which pisses me off.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

http://www.secdigitalnetwork.com/NEW...-the-week.aspx

Sam is the SEC DPOTW.

Mauk wins the frosh award.

** Michael Sam, whom most Mizzou fans are glad we recruited.

[warpaint*]

Mizzou -2 1/2

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This will be the biggest test the Tigers have faced. Whether Shaw plays or not their backup is capable and they have the capability to attack our secondary in ways GA and Fla couldn't for different reasons. It will come down to the front 4 getting pressure, we will need it.

[|Zach|]

Originally Posted by frazod

Pretend to be a man and sack up, just once.

Frazod and this message board. It truly is a world he has built for himself.

[|Zach|]

Could someone explain to me why it matters if I as a fan don't focus on one game at a time? When did these back of t-shirt rules start applying?

[warpaint*]

Stupid cliches. I think you'd be getting ahead of yourself given what I'm about to say but it's not relevant to the outcomes if you do.

The SEC East will essentially be decided this Sat. Although certainly possible that the Tigers could win it if they lose it's likely SC isn't losing to Fla or Miss St which means Mizzou would have to run the table if they lose which will be difficult with OM on the road and aTm at home looming. Plus UT is suddenly competent.

[Frazod]

Hey, look, Frank, Hot Lips just showed up.

[Saul Good]

The leading scorer in the SEC: Andrew Baggett

Kicker with the most touchbacks in the country: Andrew Baggett


Dude's just a sophomore, too.

[Saul Good]

Kelcey Quarels, the DT from South Carolina who leads the team in sacks, appears to be out for the Mizzou game.

[Dr. Gigglepants]

Originally Posted by |Zach|

Could someone explain to me why it matters if I as a fan don't focus on one game at a time? When did these back of t-shirt rules start applying?

Because then you realize that this Saturday is pretty much for a trip to Atlanta. I'm looking forward even though I do think it worsens the blow when Mizzou happens.
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