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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR
It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 09-08-2013, 09:13 PM   #346
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I think Sorter hit the nail on the head when he compared you to Frank from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
I'm more of a Cricket.
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Old 09-08-2013, 09:16 PM   #347
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The TJax sack came off Monroe, btw.
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Old 09-08-2013, 10:03 PM   #348
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The TJax sack came off Monroe, btw.
Hmm didn't think that's where he lines up. But I didn't pay attention to alignments
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Old 09-09-2013, 12:31 PM   #349
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Sutton moves him around, thank god.
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Old 09-09-2013, 12:32 PM   #350
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Welp, the PFF reviews are in this week: Joeckel is credited with giving up with 1 sack.

The 2013 Joeckel-ometer stands at: 1.0

Not the best start in a 16-game season for a pro-Joeckeler like me. But he's got plenty of time to right the ship.
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Old 09-09-2013, 12:36 PM   #351
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Welp, the PFF reviews are in this week: Joeckel is credited with giving up with 1 sack.

The 2013 Joeckel-ometer stands at: 1.0

Not the best start in a 16-game season for a pro-Joeckeler like me. But he's got plenty of time to right the ship.
Without having rewatched yet, I'm calling bullshit on that nonsense.
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Old 09-09-2013, 12:37 PM   #352
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Without having rewatched yet, I'm calling bullshit on that nonsense.
PFFs the ruler, sorry brah.

Several of sacks were credited to Gabbert for having zero pocket awareness.
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Old 09-09-2013, 12:39 PM   #353
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PFFs the ruler, sorry brah.

Several of sacks were credited to Gabbert for having zero pocket awareness.

Once again proving that PFF is a bunch of subjective nonsense based on some nameless idiot watching on a computer and just...deciding who is responsible for what.
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Old 09-09-2013, 12:41 PM   #354
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Are they also going to just decide that Flowers' interception should actually be credited to Blaine Gabbert as well? Because they were wired in and heard the play call. Shorts was running the right route, gabbert threw to the wrong spot.

Or did they decide that Devito got a half sack, even though he wasn't credited with one and Houston got full credit?

God I hate PFF. Edit: That's not true. What I hate is when idiots point to PFF (not you, Direckshun) as some sort of empirical, irrefutable evidence. It's analysis, not data.
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Once again proving that PFF is a bunch of subjective nonsense based on some nameless idiot watching on a computer and just...deciding who is responsible for what.
Congratulations, you have properly labeled keeping statistics in football.
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Old 09-09-2013, 12:42 PM   #356
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Catapano and Houston both beat up on Joeckel yesterday
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Are they also going to just decide that Flowers' interception should actually be credited to Blaine Gabbert as well? Because they were wired in and heard the play call. Shorts was running the right route, gabbert threw to the wrong spot.

Or did they decide that Devito got a half sack, even though he wasn't credited with one and Houston got full credit?

God I hate PFF.
They'll credit the technical interception to Gabbert, but they might not downgrade him for the interception, since it was likely the receiver's fault.
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They'll credit the technical interception to Gabbert, but they might not downgrade him for the interception, since it was likely the receiver's fault.
This is what drives me crazy about it. No one knows why Marcllus threw that interception except Marcellus and Tony. But when you little scamps get together you're worse than a sewing circle.
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This is what drives me crazy about it. No one knows why Marcllus threw that interception except Marcellus and Tony. But when you little scamps get together you're worse than a sewing circle.
When I get together with who and where, exactly?
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