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01-04-2011, 11:35 AM | #2 |
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First off, I'm shocked that nobody has offered the most apropriate immediate response, and that is to go meet some floozy at a bar, take her home, and bang the absolute shit out of her. After this, forget about "whats her face", and if it is meant to be she will call you. It's like when your dog dies, you really need to get a new dog pretty quickly. Actually, it's not like that at all, cuz you dont **** your dog, but you get the point.
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01-04-2011, 11:36 AM | #3 |
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Don't take advice from someone who thinks it's spelled advise.
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01-04-2011, 11:42 AM | #4 | |
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01-04-2011, 11:51 AM | #6 |
Say hello to my little friend
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Why would anyone want anything to do with someone who has a "hidden agenda"?
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01-04-2011, 12:31 PM | #8 |
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Yes, I do believe that. There is no reason for anything to be hidden. If there are things being hidden, then there isn't true intimacy and you're wasting your time.
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01-04-2011, 11:51 AM | #9 |
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I think it was Wanda Sykes who said something like, if honest, it would be, "I'm tired of ****ing you. I would like to **** someone else. I suggest you go do the same."
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01-04-2011, 11:43 AM | #10 |
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Dear Pushead:
Take her to dinner at an expensive restaurant. Order the most expensive thing on the menu. When the bill comes, act like you lost your wallet. Make her pay. Stop on the way home, make her buy a bottle of really good champagne. Go back to her place. Get her drunk then proceed to do every nasty, kinky, perverted sexual act you can think of to her. When she falls asleep from sexual exhaustion, steal $50 out of her purse. Go into the kitchen, take a dump in the fridge crisper bin. Leave and never call her again. She'll either think you're a wild man and want more, or want to "fix your flaws" because you are now a challenge. If she doesn't respond within two weeks, grudge-fuck her best girlfriend. Sincerely, Every Un-Married Guy on the CP Who Offers Relationship Advice |
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01-04-2011, 11:46 AM | #11 |
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Her: "I'm not sure if I love you."
Him: "Will you marry me?" Her: "Yes! Absolutely! I've completely changed my mind!" Yeah, this isn't a ****ing recipe for disaster. The euphoria and thrill of moving to the "next step" will last forever and ever. Doesn't seem like it now, but consider yourself very lucky. |
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01-04-2011, 12:02 PM | #15 |
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That's because we make marriage, and divorce, too easy nowadays. People have no sense of commitment. They get married on a whim, after weeks of dating someone, without living with them, whatever. My wife and I dated for 4 years, 2 of which were spent living together, before marrying. And we know that there will be no divorce: if we tire of each other, whoever gets the shovel quicker and kills and buries the other one in the woods is the winner.
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