Surprise Cut 2016

[O.city]

So, now that we've started camp, let's get an updated surprise cut thread.

Who you got?

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Lol. Forgot that Frankie Hammond is still on the team.

I'll be glad to see that mother****er get his head put on the ****ing guillotine

isn't he the designated special teams JAG WR though?

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

We don't really have any BIG CATs on the team this year, do we? The kind of player where people are expecting huge things out of the dude just because of a college scouting report or something he did a year ago.

The closest player I can think of who matches that description is Justin March, and by all accounts and reports, he's raping faces and doing it hard.

So it's a tough call. Mauga is the most likely target, but the team hardly ever parts with players like him. We as fans have picked out veteran JAGs to get cut every season, and what percentage of them actually go bye bye? Not many.

Didier Drogba. Or DJ Mbenga....what's that ****ing guy's name we took in the 6th round? The OLB.

Dadi Nicolas. That's this season's Big Cat, IMO. Kid may be something in a couple of years, but he's raw as hell and needs to add weight; like 30 lbs of it. And it needs to be good, functional weight that doesn't also slow him down. That kind of mass building can't really come in a couple of months without wrecking joints and flexibility. So really, he's probably a couple of years away despite the glowing fluff pieces that will be written about him soon enough.

[Kiimo]

Bailey isn't going to get cut, is going to play a ton, is going to play well.

I understand the logic but you could trade that dude in a second. And we shouldn't.

My vote goes to Albert Wilson as far as surprises.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by O.city

He's much like mrsa. Just keeps hanging on

When the patron saint of Terrance Copper turns on you, you must really suck.

I mean really, if we'd have just slapped Frankie Hammond's jersey on Terrance Copper, would it be week 6 before anyone would've figured it out? Week 12? Hell, is anyone sure that we didn't do exactly that?

Have any of us actually seen Copper and Hammond in the same place at the same time?

[O.city]

Even if March takes muagas job, I don't see them move on from him. He's not as bad as everyone here seems to think, he's just not a big flashy guy. Next to dj, he's adequate.

[Aspengc8]

Originally Posted by O.city

Even if March takes muagas job, I don't see them move on from him. He's not as bad as everyone here seems to think, he's just not a big flashy guy. Next to dj, he's adequate.

DJ makes everyone next to him adequate. Mauga's issue is that he is slow to react and can't get off a block. I see Mauga, DAT and Kniles gone.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Aspengc8

DJ makes everyone next to him adequate. Mauga's issue is that he is slow to react and can't get off a block. I see Mauga, DAT and Kniles gone.

He's slow for a Mike, but as far as Ted's go, he's not that bad.

Mike Vrabel was a slow Ted linebacker. Mauga's actually relatively athletic for the role he plays. I guess we don't play quite the same setup we played with Romeo and the Ted in this scheme isn't used as a pure plugger/setter anymore, but we also don't use him to do a lot of read/react in space.

Mauga's fine athletically for his role. Our problem is that we're a bit spoiled and compare him to a guy like DJ, who's a freak.

I won't weep if Mauga's cut, but I would be a little surprised. He was surprisingly assignment sound last year and was willing to give up his body to blow up a play. Teams can (and will) do worse than him as their 2nd ILB.

[Aspengc8]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

He's slow for a Mike, but as far as Ted's go, he's not that bad.

Mike Vrabel was a slow Ted linebacker. Mauga's actually relatively athletic for the role he plays. I guess we don't play quite the same setup we played with Romeo and the Ted in this scheme isn't used as a pure plugger/setter anymore, but we also don't use him to do a lot of read/react in space.

Mauga's fine athletically for his role. Our problem is that we're a bit spoiled and compare him to a guy like DJ, who's a freak.

I won't weep if Mauga's cut, but I would be a little surprised. He was surprisingly assignment sound last year and was willing to give up his body to blow up a play. Teams can (and will) do worse than him as their 2nd ILB.

You are correct. I completely forgot about the year DJ was hurt and Mauga moved over to Mike. He got trashed there.

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

When the patron saint of Terrance Copper turns on you, you must really suck.

I mean really, if we'd have just slapped Frankie Hammond's jersey on Terrance Copper, would it be week 6 before anyone would've figured it out? Week 12? Hell, is anyone sure that we didn't do exactly that?

Have any of us actually seen Copper and Hammond in the same place at the same time?

And you can shut your ****ing whore mouth. I've never once seen Frankie Hammond demonstrate that he has a ****ing clue how to run the designed route on a given play. Every single regular season catch he's ever had has either been something that got broken up and they had to improvise, or it was a short throw. More often than not, if the ball got sent his way, it was an incomplete pass. And it's not always because he dropped it. Oftentimes it was because he didn't ****ing know how to track the ****ing thing in the air.

He's damn ****ing lucky he got an opportunity to return kicks last year due to DAT AIDS. It's cute and nice and all that he had a couple decent returns, but the constant ****ups in decision making, the fumbles, and the inability to follow his blocking on the return was too much for me to ****ing deal with by the end of the year.

When did Terrence Copper ever once make somebody cringe because he was on the field? As far as I know, the fans who hated him simply didn't understand why the coaches wanted him around. You wanted something more than a special teams guy as your WR5? Go bitch to Todd Haley the WR expert and Fat Scott, the guy who was in charge of bringing in WRs who could beat Copper out of a job. None of them ever did.

I leave you with one final remark. Hammond has only been on the Chiefs 53 for two years. 2014-2015. His 2014 stats are 4 receptions for 45 yards and 0 TDs. He has no stats for 2015 because he never recorded a reception.

Terrence Copper in his time with the Chiefs? 4 catches, 68 yards. I win.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

I actually lied. Those aren't Copper's career Chiefs numbers. They're only from 2009, his WORST year with the team. The others are:

2010: 18 catches, 157 yards
2011: 8 catches, 114 yards
2012: 8 catches, 79 yards

Eat shit and die.

[BlackHelicopters]

J Charles

[Pasta Little Brioni]

O Shitty

[O.city]

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

O Shitty

Maybe you should go back to your normal "it's rigged, that super bowl win doesn't count " posts and leave this to those of us without a tinfoil hat on

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by O.city

Maybe you should go back to your normal "it's rigged, that super bowl win doesn't count " posts and leave this to those of us without a tinfoil hat on

Cheeeeeeeefs suck!! But yeah games are influenced a certain way. Doesn't mean it's 100 percent, but you are nuts if you don't think things are slanted.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

And you can shut your ****ing whore mouth. I've never once seen Frankie Hammond demonstrate that he has a ****ing clue how to run the designed route on a given play. Every single regular season catch he's ever had has either been something that got broken up and they had to improvise, or it was a short throw. More often than not, if the ball got sent his way, it was an incomplete pass. And it's not always because he dropped it. Oftentimes it was because he didn't ****ing know how to track the ****ing thing in the air.

He's damn ****ing lucky he got an opportunity to return kicks last year due to DAT AIDS. It's cute and nice and all that he had a couple decent returns, but the constant ****ups in decision making, the fumbles, and the inability to follow his blocking on the return was too much for me to ****ing deal with by the end of the year.

When did Terrence Copper ever once make somebody cringe because he was on the field? As far as I know, the fans who hated him simply didn't understand why the coaches wanted him around. You wanted something more than a special teams guy as your WR5? Go bitch to Todd Haley the WR expert and Fat Scott, the guy who was in charge of bringing in WRs who could beat Copper out of a job. None of them ever did.

I leave you with one final remark. Hammond has only been on the Chiefs 53 for two years. 2014-2015. His 2014 stats are 4 receptions for 45 yards and 0 TDs. He has no stats for 2015 because he never recorded a reception.

Terrence Copper in his time with the Chiefs? 4 catches, 68 yards. I win.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

I actually lied. Those aren't Copper's career Chiefs numbers. They're only from 2009, his WORST year with the team. The others are:

2010: 18 catches, 157 yards
2011: 8 catches, 114 yards
2012: 8 catches, 79 yards

Eat shit and die.

Well of course "Hammond" wasn't as good as Copper. Poor Copper had really started to age by the time they had to put that Hammond jersey on him.

When you factor in the aging curve, it makes perfect sense. Copper was reaching the 'Avant' stage of his career and his pride had him ready to hang 'em up rather than sully his reputation in the eyes of SNR...his sole supporter. So he lets his hair grow out, slaps on a 'Hammond' jersey and goes out there and keeps grinding, reputation intact.

[beach tribe]

Originally Posted by O.city

I'm goin with bailey. I dunno if his contract will allow it, but if Jones shows he belongs, bailey is expendable

What?

You're weird these days.