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big nasty kcnut · 05-01-2009, 02:00 AM

That i wont be remember like jim was i'm not the coolest or funnest but i alway to be a friend that all but nobody call or email me and if i died noone would care even though you are li
ke family to me.
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**ChiTown** · 05-01-2009, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

He said
"there I was, tenderizing the beef curtains of this fly hair-stylin' honey that had been tightenin' up my fade, and just when I was about to get to the good part, this dumb honky blundered in and killed the mood"

Sorry, Nut.........

stevieray · 05-01-2009, 07:29 AM

are you kidding? c'mon man...

aint gonna happen..not on my watch...

you prolly have one of the most genuine hearts on this board.

**Rain Man** · 05-01-2009, 08:58 AM

I've already written entries for the obituary threads for every Chiefsplanet member with more than 1,000 posts. kcnut's is:

Wow. Sorry to hear about that. I thought he knew better than to climb power poles.

So there. You're covered.

Brock · 05-01-2009, 08:59 AM

Who could forget the nut?

**Rain Man** · 05-01-2009, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock

Who could forget the nut?

My entry for you is:

I kind of wonder why it took so long. Did they find the head yet?

**Scorp** · 05-01-2009, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

My entry for you is:

I kind of wonder why it took so long. Did they find the head yet?

Oh do me..... do me!

**DeezNutz** · 05-01-2009, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock

Who could forget the nut?

I initially read this as, "Who could forget to nut."

Not my self-indulged ass.

**Iowanian** · 05-01-2009, 09:10 AM

If it make you feel good, I give this as your Eulogy and exchange brewster for nut and chicken with hooter girl.

The Energetic Rooster
There once was a farmer who had a few chickens. For financial reasons, the farmer wanted to increase the egg production from his chickens and go into business. And so, the farmer set out to buy a rooster. He drove across the county to another farm that had many chickens and roosters.

The first farmer asks, "I'd like to buy a rooster."

The second farmer says, "No problem. What's he for?"

The first farmer says, "I want a rooster so that my chickens can have more chickens and lay more eggs."

The second farmer points to a rooster, "Okay. Take Brewster over there... he'll do all your chickens for you." The rooster he pointed out was lying on his back and breathing heavily.

The first farmer exclaims, "What? You've got to be kidding. That rooster is practically dead! He's breathing like there's no tomorrow."

The second farmer says, "Don't worry, he'll do fine. I guarantee he'll do all your chickens and you'll end up with more eggs than you could ever imagine."

Well, the first farmer thinks about it, and finally agrees, "Okay. A guarantee is a guarantee. Sold." He scoops up Brewster and lays him in the back of his truck.

As soon as the farmer pulls into his yard, Brewster leaps out of the truck and grabs a chicken. After he's done with one, he does another, and another...

The farmer says, "Take it easy Brewster! You're going to hurt yourself!"

Brewster just waves, grabs another chicken, and nails that one too. He proceeds to do all the chickens just as the other farmer had promised. When he finishes the chickens, he runs after the dog, and does him too.

The farmer is starting to get a little worried.

Brewster then does the cat, the horse, and all the other farm animals too. He then starts chasing after the farmer's wife!

Some time passes and the farmer can't find Brewster anywhere. He looks everywhere and eventually finds the poor rooster on his back, motionless, with a flock of vultures circling overhead.

The farmer cries out to himself, "Oh no! I told him to be careful! Now look what's happened."

Brewster opens one eye and whispers, "Shhh! They're about to land."

Pioli Zombie · 05-01-2009, 09:13 AM

But as Robert Klein used to say the moment you are dead you won't care

Oh no the kids the family what if-I DONT CARE
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**Rain Man** · 05-01-2009, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp

Oh do me..... do me!

Yours is:

Oh, god. I can't even imagine dying like that. I think I'm going to throw up.

**The Franchise** · 05-01-2009, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Yours is:

Oh, god. I can't even imagine dying like that. I think I'm going to throw up.

I'm next...

**Rain Man** · 05-01-2009, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23

I'm next...

Yours is:

I didn't know that could kill you. I thought it just itched a lot.

**The Franchise** · 05-01-2009, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Yours is:

I didn't know that could kill you. I thought it just itched a lot.

So close it's scary.

**Scorp** · 05-01-2009, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Yours is:

Oh, god. I can't even imagine dying like that. I think I'm going to throw up.

Oh that is pleasant........umm thanks?

Pennywise · 05-01-2009, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski

Hmmm....

Well, I will remember you as the guy whos name brought the dirtiest thought to my mind...

Like when I go to my next Chiefs game, after we win, I will go back to the hotel and blow a big nasty kcnut on my wifes butt...

how does that sound?

What a freaky avatar.

Vicenza, Italy is 3/325th land is it not?

05-01-2009, 02:00 AM
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $1490900	I've worry. That i wont be remember like jim was i'm not the coolest or funnest but i alway to be a friend that all but nobody call or email me and if i died noone would care even though you are li ke family to me. Posted via Mobile Device
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05-01-2009, 07:29 AM	#17
stevieray best in the biz Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Under Pressure Casino cash: $2455273	are you kidding? c'mon man... aint gonna happen..not on my watch... you prolly have one of the most genuine hearts on this board.
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05-01-2009, 08:58 AM	#18
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3188491 VARSITY	I've already written entries for the obituary threads for every Chiefsplanet member with more than 1,000 posts. kcnut's is: Wow. Sorry to hear about that. I thought he knew better than to climb power poles. So there. You're covered. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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05-01-2009, 08:59 AM	#19
Brock Say hello to my little friend Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Larryville Casino cash: $9598422	Who could forget the nut?
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05-01-2009, 09:10 AM	#23
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4698454	If it make you feel good, I give this as your Eulogy and exchange brewster for nut and chicken with hooter girl. The Energetic Rooster There once was a farmer who had a few chickens. For financial reasons, the farmer wanted to increase the egg production from his chickens and go into business. And so, the farmer set out to buy a rooster. He drove across the county to another farm that had many chickens and roosters. The first farmer asks, "I'd like to buy a rooster." The second farmer says, "No problem. What's he for?" The first farmer says, "I want a rooster so that my chickens can have more chickens and lay more eggs." The second farmer points to a rooster, "Okay. Take Brewster over there... he'll do all your chickens for you." The rooster he pointed out was lying on his back and breathing heavily. The first farmer exclaims, "What? You've got to be kidding. That rooster is practically dead! He's breathing like there's no tomorrow." The second farmer says, "Don't worry, he'll do fine. I guarantee he'll do all your chickens and you'll end up with more eggs than you could ever imagine." Well, the first farmer thinks about it, and finally agrees, "Okay. A guarantee is a guarantee. Sold." He scoops up Brewster and lays him in the back of his truck. As soon as the farmer pulls into his yard, Brewster leaps out of the truck and grabs a chicken. After he's done with one, he does another, and another... The farmer says, "Take it easy Brewster! You're going to hurt yourself!" Brewster just waves, grabs another chicken, and nails that one too. He proceeds to do all the chickens just as the other farmer had promised. When he finishes the chickens, he runs after the dog, and does him too. The farmer is starting to get a little worried. Brewster then does the cat, the horse, and all the other farm animals too. He then starts chasing after the farmer's wife! Some time passes and the farmer can't find Brewster anywhere. He looks everywhere and eventually finds the poor rooster on his back, motionless, with a flock of vultures circling overhead. The farmer cries out to himself, "Oh no! I told him to be careful! Now look what's happened." Brewster opens one eye and whispers, "Shhh! They're about to land."
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05-01-2009, 09:13 AM	#24
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	But as Robert Klein used to say the moment you are dead you won't care Oh no the kids the family what if-I DONT CARE Posted via Mobile Device
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