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Female Teacher Has Sex With Female Student - Runs From News Cameras
Houston Wacky News Friday. Sad and hilarious at the same time.
So this teacher 29 year old Kelly Ann Garcia is charged with having sex with a 16 year old female student. Evidently they went out and bought sex toys and had a time of it. So not only is it bad enough that she likes to go down on 16 year old little girls, a television news crew is waiting to ambush her when she gets bailed out of jail. Like ambulance chasers the news crew won't leave her alone and chases her down the street. Sad but maybe hilarious at the same time. And where were these teachers when I was in school??? Per KTRK: "Rather than a teacher-student relationship, the affidavit claims the two even visited an adult store to buy sex toys over the spring break vacation. According to the allegations, the two met for coffee on March 13. A week later they went to Garcia's apartment. Two days after that, the sexual encounters began -- three days' worth described by the female student to investigators." http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?se...cal&id=9121201 |
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The proper punishment here is what used to happen when you got caught passing a note in class and had to read it aloud. She should have to repeat her vile acts with an attractive porn star and upload it to the internet for all to see. That would serve justice quite well.
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Wow she lives in the apartment from Office Space.
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I learned from the baby freezer thread that the punishment should fit the crime. So by my calculations, this teacher's punishment should be forcing her to have sex with a 42 year old woman....
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...they totally TMZ'd her coming out of the jailhouse.
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Nice to see that she's staying in shape. Working on the cardio and keeping that ass tight. Next time pick a girl who made through Driver's Ed so you have a ride home from the jail though.
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