Going on 1st date in 13 years. How have the rules changed? - Page 4

chris · 10:17 AM

Recently divorced.

Been to numerous lunch dates. Lunch dates are safe, cause in a hour you go back to work. Didn't like any of them anyway.

This new woman may be different. We've spent 10-20 hours on the phone and I'm going to Vegas to meet her where she is attending a trade show.

I have tickets to a show. Plus we'll go somewhere to dinner. I would prefer not a buffet.

SOOOOOOOOO, what has changed?

Small bunch of flowers still acceptable?

Ladies, what is the cologne of choice?

What are the things to do, not do, say, not say??

thanks

**Iowanian** · 01-13-2005, 09:43 AM

Just zip that Powder Blue Leisure suit half way up, hang that Faux-gold chain on the neck, a double squirt of Hi Karate and you'll be John Holme'sing her on a waterbed before you can get the pick out of your fro.

Just be yourself, and don't try to be soap opera date ghey. The biggest difference is that alot of them will lay down quicker, with less expectations after.

Cover your stump....alot of nasties in there these days.

III, Gochiefs and Slayer are probably your best sources.

Chief Henry · 01-13-2005, 09:53 AM

My God, I'm LOL after reading all of your posts. I swear, this Place could be a pretty dam good TV show, albeit cable after family hour, but it would still be a dm good piece of comedy and theatre all in one. You guys can really crack me up some times....I wonder what we could call this show?

ROYC75 · 01-13-2005, 10:02 AM

Be yourself like Phobia said, just don't fart. I hear that women hate that kind of thing on the 1st date.

BIG_DADDY · 01-13-2005, 10:04 AM

The titty test still works.

**RNR** · 01-13-2005, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Henry

My God, I'm LOL after reading all of your posts. I swear, this Place could be a pretty dam good TV show, albeit cable after family hour, but it would still be a dm good piece of comedy and theatre all in one. You guys can really crack me up some times....I wonder what we could call this show?

As the Planet turns and wobbles or Daze of our Lives

ROYC75 · 01-13-2005, 10:08 AM

Be sure to wrap the monkey if ya intend to get funky !

**CosmicPal** · 01-13-2005, 10:15 AM

Dump the flowers and the chocolates- that's for teenagers going to a dance.

Here's a foolproof plan- Show up at the door with a bottle of tequila and bring a copy of Led Zeppelin IV. Later on, when she invites you into her bedroom to show you her photo album that's when you "go for it"

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-13-2005, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

Dump the flowers and the chocolates- that's for teenagers going to a dance.

Here's a foolproof plan- Show up at the door with a bottle of tequila and bring a copy of Led Zeppelin IV. Later on, when she invites you into her bedroom to show you her photo album that's when you "go for it"

CosmicPal is my inspiration; where were you when I needed advice as a young adult?

You're becoming the Fonz of ChiefsPlanet.

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-13-2005, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75

Be sure to wrap the monkey if ya intend to get funky !

Have you passed that advice onto Roy Jr. yet?

Wile_E_Coyote · 01-13-2005, 10:34 AM

have sex with your shoes on. Then there is really no reason to hang around

jcroft · 01-13-2005, 10:39 AM

I've found that, rather than flowers, bringing your date a hot young bisexual girl to play with usually gets things moving.

Then again, if you had a hot young bisexual girl handy, you probably wouldn't be going on the date.

Hrmph.

BIG_DADDY · 01-13-2005, 10:41 AM

What nobody does the titty test anymore?

chris · 01-13-2005, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

What nobody does the titty test anymore?

OK, I'll bite.

Please explain the Titty Test.

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-13-2005, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

What nobody does the titty test anymore?

I still do it.

WTF is it, Troy?

Kerberos · 01-13-2005, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by chris

OK, I'll bite.

Please explain the Titty Test.

It's simple .... Just ask if you can see her breasts ..... Women really like it when you ask that ...

Especially when they have GREAT breasts to show you !

Cliff

01-13-2005, 12:34 AM
chris Always Ask "Why" Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Park City; Two Rivers Casino cash: $10004900	Going on 1st date in 13 years. How have the rules changed? Recently divorced. Been to numerous lunch dates. Lunch dates are safe, cause in a hour you go back to work. Didn't like any of them anyway. This new woman may be different. We've spent 10-20 hours on the phone and I'm going to Vegas to meet her where she is attending a trade show. I have tickets to a show. Plus we'll go somewhere to dinner. I would prefer not a buffet. SOOOOOOOOO, what has changed? Small bunch of flowers still acceptable? Ladies, what is the cologne of choice? What are the things to do, not do, say, not say?? thanks Last edited by chris; 01-13-2005 at 10:17 AM..
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Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4778454	Just zip that Powder Blue Leisure suit half way up, hang that Faux-gold chain on the neck, a double squirt of Hi Karate and you'll be John Holme'sing her on a waterbed before you can get the pick out of your fro. Just be yourself, and don't try to be soap opera date ghey. The biggest difference is that alot of them will lay down quicker, with less expectations after. Cover your stump....alot of nasties in there these days. III, Gochiefs and Slayer are probably your best sources.
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01-13-2005, 09:53 AM	#47
Chief Henry MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: IOWA Casino cash: $10005088	My God, I'm LOL after reading all of your posts. I swear, this Place could be a pretty dam good TV show, albeit cable after family hour, but it would still be a dm good piece of comedy and theatre all in one. You guys can really crack me up some times....I wonder what we could call this show? __________________ Patrick Mahomes...The only QB to ever play in the NFL with at least 5,000 passing yards in a single season and 5,000 passing yards in a single college season.
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01-13-2005, 10:02 AM	#48
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5699400	Be yourself like Phobia said, just don't fart. I hear that women hate that kind of thing on the 1st date. __________________ Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. John Lennon
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BIG_DADDY THE RED MENACE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texas Casino cash: $5098410	The titty test still works. __________________ The diabolical genius of Marxism-Socialism is that it provides the emotional and intellectual road map for autocrats to persuade millions of people to support their own enslavement to government. ~Mark Levin April 15, 2019
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ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5699400	Be sure to wrap the monkey if ya intend to get funky ! __________________ Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. John Lennon
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01-13-2005, 10:15 AM	#52
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	Dump the flowers and the chocolates- that's for teenagers going to a dance. Here's a foolproof plan- Show up at the door with a bottle of tequila and bring a copy of Led Zeppelin IV. Later on, when she invites you into her bedroom to show you her photo album that's when you "go for it" __________________ - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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jcroft Thread-Stopper Extrodinaire Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Casino cash: $10004900	I've found that, rather than flowers, bringing your date a hot young bisexual girl to play with usually gets things moving. Then again, if you had a hot young bisexual girl handy, you probably wouldn't be going on the date. Hrmph. __________________ Jeff Croft jeffcroft.com
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01-13-2005, 10:41 AM	#57
BIG_DADDY THE RED MENACE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texas Casino cash: $5098410	What nobody does the titty test anymore? __________________ The diabolical genius of Marxism-Socialism is that it provides the emotional and intellectual road map for autocrats to persuade millions of people to support their own enslavement to government. ~Mark Levin April 15, 2019
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