What is wrong with you people in KC?

**DaKCMan AP** · 12-04-2007, 11:04 AM

Cops: More smoke toad venom to get high

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Law enforcement authorities have discovered that people are willing to go to great lengths to get high, including a troubling new method that features a frightened toad.

"Toad smoking," which is a substitute for "toad licking," is done by extracting venom from the Sonoran Desert toad of the Colorado River. The toad's venom — which is secreted when the toad gets angry or scared — contains a hallucinogen called bufotenine that can be dried and smoked to produce a buzz.

In October, a Kansas City man was charged with possessing a controlled substance after Clay County authorities determined he possessed a toad with the intent to use its venom to get high.

Clay County Prosecutor Daniel White said possessing the toad is not illegal, but using it to get high off its venom is.

"It is easier to get it, and law enforcement might not immediately know you use it to get high," White said. "It's sort of a New Age way to get high. You convince yourself it is OK because it is something you get naturally from our environment.

"There are a lot of things that are created naturally but they are still not legal," he said.

White said that for years people experimented with "toad licking," and now toad smoking is considered a substitute. To do so, a person heats up the frog's venom to break down its toxins and preserve the hallucinogen, which is dried.

He said some Internet sites feature an instructional video on how to extract the toad's venom.

Police found the toad when they went to a northern Kansas City home to investigate a suspected meth lab. They later arrested David S. Theiss, 21, and charged him with three counts of possession of a controlled substance and one count of possessing drug paraphernalia — the toad.

Theiss also is accused of possessing mescaline, a controlled substance extracted from a cactus.

While smoking toad venom might sound extreme, an even more disturbing method to get high possibly includes sniffing fermented human waste. Vicky Ward, manager of prevention services at Tri-County Mental Health Services in Kansas City, said she has read e-mail warnings about a drug called jenkem.

The drug is made from fermented feces and urine.

"We work with a lot of youths and we ask them whether anyone has tried it and they said no," Ward said. "They (the youths) have heard about it because of the Internet."

But whether people actually use of jenkem has not been determined, Ward said, noting that a Web site that investigates urban legends isn't clear on the matter.

"Kids get ideas that later turn out to be unfounded, but you will get some idiots who will try anything," she said.

Reerun_KC · 12-04-2007, 11:06 AM

KANSAS CITY, Mo

enough said.....

**HemiEd** · 12-04-2007, 11:07 AM

**Bob Dole** · 12-04-2007, 11:10 AM

The jenkem thing has been mentioned here already. Bob Dole is still convinced it's someone's idea of a cruel joke.

**Skip Towne** · 12-04-2007, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

KANSAS CITY, Mo

enough said.....

Eleazar · 12-04-2007, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

KANSAS CITY, Mo

enough said.....

Ever been to Crimendotte county...?

JohninGpt · 12-04-2007, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

The jenkem thing has been mentioned here already. Bob Dole is still convinced it's someone's idea of a cruel joke.

Cruel? Nah, if someone wants to give it a try, they deserve a face full of crap.

JBucc · 12-04-2007, 11:16 AM

You guys have never experimented with butthash before?

JohninGpt · 12-04-2007, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBucc

You guys have never experimented with butthash before?

Uh, no. Have you?

BTW, what the hell is butthash? Same as fermented poop in a jar?

Fish · 12-04-2007, 11:26 AM

You'll get chills
all through your body
and you'll lose
all control
of your bladder
and your sphincter
thats your butthole

Cause, if you use toad
then I'm tellin you
you can kiss your life goodbye

Yeah when you use toad
it'll mess you up
It'll make your mama cry
thats no lie
you'll choke on your tongue and die

Gotta give it up
(gotta give up the toad now)
its no joke
buddy give it up
(you gotta give up the toad now)
or you'll croak
buddy give it up
(gotta give up the toad now)
and dont smoke
or you'll see
it hurts to pee

There'll be blood
gushing from you
everytime that you cough
and forget getting lucky
it falls off

So you better wise up
cause I'm tellin you
toad is one lando forbids

Gotta give it all up
or your gonna see
your whole life will hit the skids
and your kids
will be born without eyelids

Gotta give it up
(give up the toad now)
(thanks to you)
just give it up
(give up the toad now)
(thanks to you)
give it up
(give up the toad now)

I'm no fool
Landos cool
YEAH!

StcChief · 12-04-2007, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohninGpt

Uh, no. Have you?

BTW, what the hell is butthash? Same as fermented poop in a jar?

give's a new term to an old saying..

that's some good sh1t /Carlin

Reerun_KC · 12-04-2007, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise

Ever been to Crimendotte county...?

Yeah I have, just making a funny.. Heaven forbid someone take a look at Topeka.

xbarretx · 12-04-2007, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

KANSAS CITY, Mo

enough said.....

lets dont even go into KCK

xbarretx · 12-04-2007, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

Yeah I have, just making a funny.. Heaven forbid someone take a look at Topeka.

ewww Topeka.... no thanks if the drive wont kill you.......???????

FAX · 12-04-2007, 11:53 AM

You know I've smoked a lot of poop
O' Lord, I've smoked somebody's load
But I never touched nothin'
Like a big ol' batch o' toad
You know, I've seen a lot of people walkin' 'round
With tombstones in their eyes
But the pusher don't care
Ah, if you live or if you die

God damn, The Pusher
God damn, I say The Pusher
I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man

You know the dealer, the dealer is a man
With the big toad in his hand
Oh but the pusher is a monster
Good God, he's not a natural man
The dealer for a nickel
Lord, will sell you lots of sweet dreams
Ah, but the pusher ruin your body
Lord, he'll leave your, he'll leave your mind to scream

God damn, The Pusher
God damn, God damn the Pusher
I said God damn, God, God damn The Pusher man

Well, now if I were the president of this land
You know, I'd declare total war on The Pusher man
I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he'd run
Yes I'd kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun

God damn The Pusher
Gad damn The Pusher
I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man

FAX

12-04-2007, 11:04 AM
DaKCMan AP Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Florida Casino cash: $6754952	What is wrong with you people in KC? Cops: More smoke toad venom to get high KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Law enforcement authorities have discovered that people are willing to go to great lengths to get high, including a troubling new method that features a frightened toad. "Toad smoking," which is a substitute for "toad licking," is done by extracting venom from the Sonoran Desert toad of the Colorado River. The toad's venom — which is secreted when the toad gets angry or scared — contains a hallucinogen called bufotenine that can be dried and smoked to produce a buzz. In October, a Kansas City man was charged with possessing a controlled substance after Clay County authorities determined he possessed a toad with the intent to use its venom to get high. Clay County Prosecutor Daniel White said possessing the toad is not illegal, but using it to get high off its venom is. "It is easier to get it, and law enforcement might not immediately know you use it to get high," White said. "It's sort of a New Age way to get high. You convince yourself it is OK because it is something you get naturally from our environment. "There are a lot of things that are created naturally but they are still not legal," he said. White said that for years people experimented with "toad licking," and now toad smoking is considered a substitute. To do so, a person heats up the frog's venom to break down its toxins and preserve the hallucinogen, which is dried. He said some Internet sites feature an instructional video on how to extract the toad's venom. Police found the toad when they went to a northern Kansas City home to investigate a suspected meth lab. They later arrested David S. Theiss, 21, and charged him with three counts of possession of a controlled substance and one count of possessing drug paraphernalia — the toad. Theiss also is accused of possessing mescaline, a controlled substance extracted from a cactus. While smoking toad venom might sound extreme, an even more disturbing method to get high possibly includes sniffing fermented human waste. Vicky Ward, manager of prevention services at Tri-County Mental Health Services in Kansas City, said she has read e-mail warnings about a drug called jenkem. The drug is made from fermented feces and urine. "We work with a lot of youths and we ask them whether anyone has tried it and they said no," Ward said. "They (the youths) have heard about it because of the Internet." But whether people actually use of jenkem has not been determined, Ward said, noting that a Web site that investigates urban legends isn't clear on the matter. "Kids get ideas that later turn out to be unfounded, but you will get some idiots who will try anything," she said.
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12-04-2007, 11:06 AM	#2
Reerun_KC Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $8301160	KANSAS CITY, Mo enough said.....
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Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $2594497	The jenkem thing has been mentioned here already. Bob Dole is still convinced it's someone's idea of a cruel joke.
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12-04-2007, 11:16 AM	#8
JBucc MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Casino cash: $10004952	You guys have never experimented with butthash before?
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12-04-2007, 11:26 AM	#10
Fish Ain't no relax! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2288919	You'll get chills all through your body and you'll lose all control of your bladder and your sphincter thats your butthole Cause, if you use toad then I'm tellin you you can kiss your life goodbye Yeah when you use toad it'll mess you up It'll make your mama cry thats no lie you'll choke on your tongue and die Gotta give it up (gotta give up the toad now) its no joke buddy give it up (you gotta give up the toad now) or you'll croak buddy give it up (gotta give up the toad now) and dont smoke or you'll see it hurts to pee There'll be blood gushing from you everytime that you cough and forget getting lucky it falls off So you better wise up cause I'm tellin you toad is one lando forbids Gotta give it all up or your gonna see your whole life will hit the skids and your kids will be born without eyelids Gotta give it up (give up the toad now) (thanks to you) just give it up (give up the toad now) (thanks to you) give it up (give up the toad now) I'm no fool Landos cool YEAH! __________________
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12-04-2007, 11:53 AM	#15
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	You know I've smoked a lot of poop O' Lord, I've smoked somebody's load But I never touched nothin' Like a big ol' batch o' toad You know, I've seen a lot of people walkin' 'round With tombstones in their eyes But the pusher don't care Ah, if you live or if you die God damn, The Pusher God damn, I say The Pusher I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man You know the dealer, the dealer is a man With the big toad in his hand Oh but the pusher is a monster Good God, he's not a natural man The dealer for a nickel Lord, will sell you lots of sweet dreams Ah, but the pusher ruin your body Lord, he'll leave your, he'll leave your mind to scream God damn, The Pusher God damn, God damn the Pusher I said God damn, God, God damn The Pusher man Well, now if I were the president of this land You know, I'd declare total war on The Pusher man I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he'd run Yes I'd kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun God damn The Pusher Gad damn The Pusher I said God damn, God damn The Pusher man FAX
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