Misc Spinoff:Caught In The Act

**Nzoner** · 06-02-2013, 05:57 PM

Probably done before but Hamas' thread got me to thinking about times being caught in the act and thought with this group surely there's some hilarity to be had.

My most embarrassing was when my gf and I were 69ing in the backseat of my car parked by a lake in our county and getting so busy doing each other we didn't hear anything until there was a rapping on the car window and then a flashlight illuminated the backseat.Deputy was cool and just told us to be on our way.

Mr. Laz · 06-02-2013, 06:00 PM

one man's embarrassment is another man's audience

enjoy the show ...

**DaneMcCloud** · 06-02-2013, 06:02 PM

I was caught by the cops while bangin' in my car multiple times in high school. I used to sneak chicks into my dorm room and bang while my roommate was passed out drunk.

One of buds was visiting during college and a girlfriend snuck in early one morning to bang and my buddy woke up to the noise.

He just laughed.

Hammock Parties · 06-02-2013, 06:04 PM

my sister caught me post-fap when I was 16

stark naked in the bathroom

told her i was looking for shampoo

bout to take a shower sis don't mind me

listopencil · 06-02-2013, 06:06 PM

Overslept. Her husband woke us up. He ended up in jail. I felt bad for the guy.

**ChiTown** · 06-02-2013, 06:08 PM

I was a Sr in HS and was over at my girlfriends house watching a movie I. Their Family Room basement. Her Parents had gone to bed, so it was business time. She was OTR, so no sex for me. However, she was happy to blow me. I'm standing up, she's on her knees sucking away. I'm getting ready to dump my load and all of a sudden, a door opens, a light flashes on. My gf has my Dick in her hand, jerks around to see who it is, and as she jerks around, she jerks my load and it goes flying over her shoulder. Standing there in complete disgust is her Mom, as she sees me fly a cum rocket across the room as it lands on the sofa. She gasps in disgust, screams at her daughter and slams the door shut. Good times......

CoMoChief · 06-03-2013, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

I was a Sr in HS and was over at my girlfriends house watching a movie I. Their Family Room basement. Her Parents had gone to bed, so it was business time. She was OTR, so no sex for me. However, she was happy to blow me. I'm standing up, she's on her knees sucking away. I'm getting ready to dump my load and all of a sudden, a door opens, a light flashes on. My gf has my Dick in her hand, jerks around to see who it is, and as she jerks around, she jerks my load and it goes flying over her shoulder. Standing there in complete disgust is her Mom, as she sees me fly a cum rocket across the room as it lands on the sofa. She gasps in disgust, screams at her daughter and slams the door shut. Good times......

EagleRob · 06-02-2013, 06:12 PM

Was snowed in at my girlfriends place back in college when she was home for spring break. We were up late in her basement watching TV. We both fell asleep laying together on the floor but woke back up at about 2AM and got right into it. I got her top off and was playing around there then pulled her jeans off and went to down on her when her father walked down the basement stairs. He caught me chin deep and sloppy faced and merely said, "I think it's time you two called it a night". He walked back up and she freaked out. Needless to say, breakfast the next morning was pretty awkward. I was stuck there there three more days.

**hometeam** · 06-02-2013, 06:16 PM

15 or 16 years old, had been ****ing a neighbor and one of her friends off and on for a year or so. They where about to go to Florida or some shit, and decided they need laid before leaving. So, I proceed to getting down with both of em. We went up to the upstairs rec room, so where ****ing around on the floor. I am pounding one and the other one was just kind of waiting for her turn sitting near us, and bam, door flies open and there stands my mom, shocked as hell.

She looks at us, blinks once, turns around and shuts the door without saying a word.

To this day, has still never said a single thing about it.

EagleRob · 06-02-2013, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

I was a Sr in HS and was over at my girlfriends house watching a movie I. Their Family Room basement. Her Parents had gone to bed, so it was business time. She was OTR, so no sex for me. However, she was happy to blow me. I'm standing up, she's on her knees sucking away. I'm getting ready to dump my load and all of a sudden, a door opens, a light flashes on. My gf has my Dick in her hand, jerks around to see who it is, and as she jerks around, she jerks my load and it goes flying over her shoulder. Standing there in complete disgust is her Mom, as she sees me fly a cum rocket across the room as it lands on the sofa. She gasps in disgust, screams at her daughter and slams the door shut. Good times......

Cum rocket! NTFF!!

Megbert · 06-02-2013, 06:21 PM

Summer after senior year at my moms house. GF and I were just finishing up when step dad came in the house. As he walked by the room GF closed the door that was about an inch open. Later that day while she was driving down the driveway my step dad says "Well I don't know about you but I am **** tired." Never new that was a saying but anyway.

UberSparky · 06-03-2013, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by AZORChiefFan

Summer after senior year at my moms house. GF and I were just finishing up when step dad came in the house. As he walked by the room GF closed the door that was about an inch open. Later that day while she was driving down the driveway my step dad says "Well I don't know about you but I am **** tired." Never new that was a saying but anyway.

I remember that story. Your step dad told me that was how he knew you weren't gay. Ha ha

LiveSteam · 06-02-2013, 06:25 PM

Yup/ Been busted by my Pops once. He just winked at her & said
THATS MY BOY! & closed the door

**Nzoner** · 06-02-2013, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveSteam

Yup/ Been busted by my Pops once. He just winked at her & said
THATS MY BOY! & closed the door

When I was nine my pops and I stopped by my aunt's house and I went to the basement with my 12 year old cousin and she wanted to experiment.Later that day back home pops asked what cousin and I were doing in the basement and I answered just playing.He then proceeded to beat my ass while yelling yeah I saw you two playing.

LiveSteam · 06-02-2013, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

When I was nine my pops and I stopped by my aunt's house and I went to the basement with my 12 year old cousin and she wanted to experiment.Later that day back home pops asked what cousin and I were doing in the basement and I answered just playing.He then proceeded to beat my ass while yelling yeah I saw you two playing.

Oh man.

06-02-2013, 05:57 PM	Topic Starter
Nzoner a haw haw haw Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: MIZZOU Casino cash: $26365802	Spinoff:Caught In The Act Probably done before but Hamas' thread got me to thinking about times being caught in the act and thought with this group surely there's some hilarity to be had. My most embarrassing was when my gf and I were 69ing in the backseat of my car parked by a lake in our county and getting so busy doing each other we didn't hear anything until there was a rapping on the car window and then a flashlight illuminated the backseat.Deputy was cool and just told us to be on our way.
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06-02-2013, 06:00 PM	#2
Mr. Laz Don't Tease Me Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: KS Casino cash: $11047037	one man's embarrassment is another man's audience enjoy the show ... __________________
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DaneMcCloud Supporter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Hollywood, CA Casino cash: $10053648	I was caught by the cops while bangin' in my car multiple times in high school. I used to sneak chicks into my dorm room and bang while my roommate was passed out drunk. One of buds was visiting during college and a girlfriend snuck in early one morning to bang and my buddy woke up to the noise. He just laughed.
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06-02-2013, 06:04 PM	#4
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4730478	my sister caught me post-fap when I was 16 stark naked in the bathroom told her i was looking for shampoo bout to take a shower sis don't mind me __________________ Chiefs game films
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06-02-2013, 06:06 PM	#5
listopencil Immanentize The Eschaton Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $2245880	Overslept. Her husband woke us up. He ended up in jail. I felt bad for the guy. __________________ Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has...it has stolen.
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06-02-2013, 06:08 PM	#6
ChiTown Stroking to the SB Champs! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flatlands of Kansas Casino cash: $3313962	I was a Sr in HS and was over at my girlfriends house watching a movie I. Their Family Room basement. Her Parents had gone to bed, so it was business time. She was OTR, so no sex for me. However, she was happy to blow me. I'm standing up, she's on her knees sucking away. I'm getting ready to dump my load and all of a sudden, a door opens, a light flashes on. My gf has my Dick in her hand, jerks around to see who it is, and as she jerks around, she jerks my load and it goes flying over her shoulder. Standing there in complete disgust is her Mom, as she sees me fly a cum rocket across the room as it lands on the sofa. She gasps in disgust, screams at her daughter and slams the door shut. Good times...... __________________
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06-02-2013, 06:12 PM	#8
EagleRob Living Vicariously Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Leesburg, VA Casino cash: $10004900	Was snowed in at my girlfriends place back in college when she was home for spring break. We were up late in her basement watching TV. We both fell asleep laying together on the floor but woke back up at about 2AM and got right into it. I got her top off and was playing around there then pulled her jeans off and went to down on her when her father walked down the basement stairs. He caught me chin deep and sloppy faced and merely said, "I think it's time you two called it a night". He walked back up and she freaked out. Needless to say, breakfast the next morning was pretty awkward. I was stuck there there three more days. __________________ Enjoy the ride up!
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06-02-2013, 06:16 PM	#9
hometeam Supporter Join Date: Jul 2011 Casino cash: $4141956	15 or 16 years old, had been **ing a neighbor and one of her friends off and on for a year or so. They where about to go to Florida or some shit, and decided they need laid before leaving. So, I proceed to getting down with both of em. We went up to the upstairs rec room, so where **ing around on the floor. I am pounding one and the other one was just kind of waiting for her turn sitting near us, and bam, door flies open and there stands my mom, shocked as hell. She looks at us, blinks once, turns around and shuts the door without saying a word. To this day, has still never said a single thing about it.
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06-02-2013, 06:21 PM	#11
Megbert New and shiny. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: KC KS Casino cash: $9270260	Summer after senior year at my moms house. GF and I were just finishing up when step dad came in the house. As he walked by the room GF closed the door that was about an inch open. Later that day while she was driving down the driveway my step dad says "Well I don't know about you but I am **** tired." Never new that was a saying but anyway.
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06-02-2013, 06:25 PM	#13
LiveSteam The Constitutional Choo choo Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: homeof43conferencetitles Casino cash: $2225432	Yup/ Been busted by my Pops once. He just winked at her & said THATS MY BOY! & closed the door
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