I scouted the girl i was dating today

Demonpenz · 05-01-2006, 01:25 AM

Strengths. Good Solid base. Wide enough hips to not only come up and stop the run, but also to have 3 or 4 kids. Good sideline to sideline pursuit shown on her ability to play basketball in college. Average wingspan. Average hand size. Above average verticle shown by jumping up to turn off the ceiling fan. Some teams say her rear would be better suited for jeans or capri's but I have no problem with it in black pants or my favorite no pants. 6'0 120. Strong canident to breed a linebacker in the future.

Weaknesses. Sometimes lacks motivation. Strong addiction to lifetime movies. Below average decision making shown by her 2 hour outfit selection time. Been known to get sloppy drunk sometimes and is good for 2 nip slips when wearing loose clothing. Not very good upper body strenth as she can't even do one rep of 225.

WR KR

NFL equivelent. Tori Holt

greg63 · 05-01-2006, 01:31 AM

Strengths out way the weaknesses, which definitely should make her a top first round choice.

Demonpenz · 05-01-2006, 01:32 AM

I don't know her shuttle time yet. And I don't think she will let me do a body fat test.

tk13 · 05-01-2006, 01:36 AM

Gil Brandt: Gets lost in traffic. Poor motor skills. Tends to spend too much time on the phone. Watches "The Notebook" instead of game film. Knows how to change direction to confuse people. Has never made a mistake in an argument, ever.

Demonpenz · 05-01-2006, 01:39 AM

shows good flow on certain times of the month

greg63 · 05-01-2006, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by tk13

Gil Brandt: Gets lost in traffic. Poor motor skills. Tends to spend too much time on the phone. Watches "The Notebook" instead of game film. Knows how to change direction to confuse people. Has never made a mistake in an argument, ever.

Sounds like my draft pick; I would add has a memory like a steal trap and is not afraid to use it in an argument in order to bring up 10 - 15 year old wrongs of mine in order to detract and deter from the point at hand.

SoCalBronco · 05-01-2006, 01:48 AM

Great instincts, has a nose for balls....flashes big time tits on film....plays low, real low...understands leverage....quick to stack and shed clothes....knows how to use her hands well....physical specimen.....great at the point of attack.

Demonpenz · 05-01-2006, 01:59 AM

have we done this deal with planet people yet? Like Bob Dole exceptional beard length

greg63 · 05-01-2006, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

have we done this deal with planet people yet? Like Bob Dole exceptional beard length

...Don't know, but here's a bump to keep the topic going.

Sully · 05-01-2006, 07:23 AM

Brilliant!!!

**Rain Man** · 05-01-2006, 07:31 AM

Did she stop the pass?

Scaga · 05-01-2006, 07:35 AM

You forgot the most important question?

Is she a "team player"?

**Skip Towne** · 05-01-2006, 07:42 AM

Exceptional strength......she can pull a train

burt · 05-01-2006, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Weaknesses....... and is good for 2 nip slips when wearing loose clothing.

I firmly believe this is a positive, not a weakness.....

**Rain Man** · 05-01-2006, 09:29 AM

We haven't heard yet if she's a good ball handler.

05-01-2006, 01:25 AM
Demonpenz I got Rice cookin in the micro Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $3102136	I scouted the girl i was dating today Strengths. Good Solid base. Wide enough hips to not only come up and stop the run, but also to have 3 or 4 kids. Good sideline to sideline pursuit shown on her ability to play basketball in college. Average wingspan. Average hand size. Above average verticle shown by jumping up to turn off the ceiling fan. Some teams say her rear would be better suited for jeans or capri's but I have no problem with it in black pants or my favorite no pants. 6'0 120. Strong canident to breed a linebacker in the future. Weaknesses. Sometimes lacks motivation. Strong addiction to lifetime movies. Below average decision making shown by her 2 hour outfit selection time. Been known to get sloppy drunk sometimes and is good for 2 nip slips when wearing loose clothing. Not very good upper body strenth as she can't even do one rep of 225. WR KR NFL equivelent. Tori Holt
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05-01-2006, 01:31 AM	#2
greg63 Homer go crazy!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: SE Kansas Casino cash: $9324990	Strengths out way the weaknesses, which definitely should make her a top first round choice. __________________
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05-01-2006, 01:32 AM	#3
Demonpenz I got Rice cookin in the micro Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $3102136	I don't know her shuttle time yet. And I don't think she will let me do a body fat test. __________________
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05-01-2006, 01:36 AM	#4
tk13 ... Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $1962500	Gil Brandt: Gets lost in traffic. Poor motor skills. Tends to spend too much time on the phone. Watches "The Notebook" instead of game film. Knows how to change direction to confuse people. Has never made a mistake in an argument, ever.
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05-01-2006, 01:39 AM	#5
Demonpenz I got Rice cookin in the micro Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $3102136	shows good flow on certain times of the month __________________
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05-01-2006, 01:48 AM	#7
SoCalBronco Nixonite Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Arcadia, CA Casino cash: $10006115	Great instincts, has a nose for balls....flashes big time tits on film....plays low, real low...understands leverage....quick to stack and shed clothes....knows how to use her hands well....physical specimen.....great at the point of attack.
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05-01-2006, 01:59 AM	#8
Demonpenz I got Rice cookin in the micro Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $3102136	have we done this deal with planet people yet? Like Bob Dole exceptional beard length __________________
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05-01-2006, 07:23 AM	#10
Sully It Goes On Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lees Summit Casino cash: $10026331	Brilliant!!! __________________ "And I don't wish that girl any bad luck," he said, "but I hope she gets hit with a car." - Tommy Lasorda
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05-01-2006, 07:31 AM	#11
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3298491 VARSITY	Did she stop the pass? __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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05-01-2006, 07:35 AM	#12
Scaga Pissed off now Joboo Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my wife's $hitlist Casino cash: $3811665	You forgot the most important question? Is she a "team player"? __________________ Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f_cking Peace Corps
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05-01-2006, 07:42 AM	#13
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	Exceptional strength......she can pull a train
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05-01-2006, 09:29 AM	#15
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3298491 VARSITY	We haven't heard yet if she's a good ball handler. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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