Life What's your most embarassing moment? - Page 2

wutamess · 05-01-2009, 10:24 AM

Mine would have to be in Junior High 7trh grade... I had just hit someone in music class and started running away. You know... the kind of running where you're not fully running because you don't want teachers to get after you?

Anyways... I'm almost in the clear when all of a sudden someone sticks out their foot and I must've slid (books first) about 15 feet down the hallway in front of what seemed like the entire 7th grade.

I'm sure I have more but that's all I can remember at the time.

What you got?

Hootie · 05-01-2009, 10:36 AM

spin off:

I experienced my first real "sexually charged" kiss with a girl while watching Full House...and lost my virginity in a car behind a grain bin (out in BFE) listening to "Roll Out" by Ludacris.

My life rules.

Demonpenz · 05-01-2009, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Jethopper

Sorry, I don't agree with blanket statements like this.

people get the term itself built up to be something "ATLEAST I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC?!!? I won't hijack the thread, but it the main point is if you are alcoholic, alcohol abuser, whatever you want to lie to yourself about. The point remains the same. You are still ****ing up your, and sometimes people around yourselfs life".

**Nzoner** · 05-01-2009, 10:38 AM

I've told this before but what the hell.

I'm making cold calls for my advertising business about 1994 and stop into an old auto parts store in downtown.Older fellas running the place by himself,we start to visit and suddenly I have to shit and bad.I ask to use the toilet he points towards the back,well what I find is a very old toilet and very small.So I do my business all the while thinking this is going to be a log and I'm going to plug this mother up.

Well I flush and sure enough,oh hell,look around for a plunger and none,luckily it doesn't overflow but stops right at the top.I have a decision,do I get the hell out or politely ask the old boy if he has a plunger.I opt for the latter.

Old boy's eyes get big and I swear his voice turns into Festus like as he exclaims,"What in the sam hell did you do to stop it up."

Me.."sir if I just had a plunger..."

"It's across the street at the video store my son is over there you'll have to go get it!"

So I walk across the street meet old boy's son and after placing my request he gives a look like you've gotta be focking kidding me.He gets plunger and puts it in a grocery bag and says,"you might want to take it like this,having to walk across the streetand all."And I could tell he was ready to bust a gut laughing and I couldn't blame him.

By now I am so totally embarrassed that I just want it over and realize I now have to cross a busy street in a suit with a plunger handle sticking out of a bag.I make it back over and take care of the problem and apologize.Thankfully old boy didn't ask me to return the plunger I think he knew I had been embarrassed enough to last a lifetime.

excessive · 05-01-2009, 10:39 AM

There I sat broken-hearted,
tried to fart,
but instead I sharted.

Hootie · 05-01-2009, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

people get the term itself built up to be something "ATLEAST I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC?!!? I won't hijack the thread, but it the main point is if you are alcoholic, alcohol abuser, whatever you want to lie to yourself about. The point remains the same. You are still ****ing up your, and sometimes people around yourselfs life".

mostly just mine...the lives of my friends would be way more dull without my drunk dumbassery.

Demonpenz · 05-01-2009, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Well that sucks. I do something embarrassing almost every week...

My really good girl friend hadn't seen me for a week...she came up to me at the bar two nights ago...and was like, "Rick do you remember last week at the bar?!"

(Of course I didn't)

Apparently I was involved in an altercation...I kept yelling at this guy that my mom sucks dick...like he would say something to me and I would yell at him about my mom sucking dick...somehow, demeaning my own mother really offended this guy...to the point where he wanted to fight me...so as he was charging me (I guess) I decide it's a good idea to take my pants off and start jumping up and down...peen out and everything...in front of 20 people I graduated with...

According to her it was the funniest thing she ever witnessed...so at least I have that going for me...

(and of course nothing happened fight wise since I literally had 20 people ready to kill this guy if he did anything, which is always nice)

(still don't understand how demeaning my own mother infuriates a person, but whatever)

It's ok I won't go all preacher on your ass, just pick up a booklet and be aware of it. Some red flags are going up if you are drinking whiskey and you hate the taste, if you are embarrssed, or if you are losing control. I am sure you got time in your day to read into it, of course your friends and the booze and your mind will try to spin what you are doing as "okay" but as time wears on you will be throwing up the next morning, recalling embarrassing drunk times, maybe in jail and it will be too late to realize it was Not okay.

**Scorp** · 05-01-2009, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Being caught by my brother's girlfriend humping a rolled up piece of carpet.

Carpet? Really? Why Carpet?

**The Franchise** · 05-01-2009, 10:43 AM

I have a couple.......let me type these bitches out.

Demonpenz · 05-01-2009, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp

Carpet? Really? Why Carpet?

it was shag, duh

Hootie · 05-01-2009, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

It's ok I won't go all preacher on your ass, just pick up a booklet and be aware of it. Some red flags are going up if you are drinking whiskey and you hate the taste, if you are embarrssed, or if you are losing control. I am sure you got time in your day to read into it, of course your friends and the booze and your mind will try to spin what you are doing as "okay" but as time wears on you will be throwing up the next morning, recalling embarrassing drunk times, maybe in jail and it will be too late to realize it was Not okay.

I don't throw up...ever. I wish I did...I always feel like balls. Every day. Gigantic balls.

Softball tonight so you KNOW I'm getting wasted.

$4 pitchers, $1 drafts...how could I not?

**Donger** · 05-01-2009, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp

Carpet? Really? Why Carpet?

Oh, I don't know.

Demonpenz · 05-01-2009, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie

I don't throw up...ever. I wish I did...I always feel like balls. Every day. Gigantic balls.

Softball tonight so you KNOW I'm getting wasted.

$4 pitchers, $1 drafts...how could I not?

looking forward to the booze not the event, surprise

**DaKCMan AP** · 05-01-2009, 10:49 AM

In high school I lost a bet and had to wear makeup that was applied by the girl I lost the bet to for one day.

Other than that, probably once or twice when I got really sick after a night of drinking.

wutamess · 05-01-2009, 10:49 AM

Oh... I forgot about this gem...
I was pitching in our 10 & under baseball game. We were a horrible team but we were pretty good when I was on the mound. So we're playing the 2nd best team in the league and it's a really close ball game. I'm striking batters out left and right, next thing I know between innings my (nervous) stomach hits me where it hurts.

If any of you ever played baseball at Blue Valley off 17th & topping in KCMO, you know there aren't bathrooms anywhere close to the fields. so right before I'm to go tot he mound to start our defensive inning. I had my mother go down the hill with me and I had to shit behind a tree.

I came back feeling ten lbs lighter feeling like shit.
That'd have to be my most embarassing moment.

EyePod · 05-01-2009, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie

Well that sucks. I do something embarrassing almost every week...

My really good girl friend hadn't seen me for a week...she came up to me at the bar two nights ago...and was like, "Rick do you remember last week at the bar?!"

(Of course I didn't)

Apparently I was involved in an altercation...I kept yelling at this guy that my mom sucks dick...like he would say something to me and I would yell at him about my mom sucking dick...somehow, demeaning my own mother really offended this guy...to the point where he wanted to fight me...so as he was charging me (I guess) I decide it's a good idea to take my pants off and start jumping up and down...peen out and everything...in front of 20 people I graduated with...

According to her it was the funniest thing she ever witnessed...so at least I have that going for me...

(and of course nothing happened fight wise since I literally had 20 people ready to kill this guy if he did anything, which is always nice)

(still don't understand how demeaning my own mother infuriates a person, but whatever)

We should have some pictures of your mom now...

05-01-2009, 10:24 AM
wutamess MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $5311637	What's your most embarassing moment? Mine would have to be in Junior High 7trh grade... I had just hit someone in music class and started running away. You know... the kind of running where you're not fully running because you don't want teachers to get after you? Anyways... I'm almost in the clear when all of a sudden someone sticks out their foot and I must've slid (books first) about 15 feet down the hallway in front of what seemed like the entire 7th grade. I'm sure I have more but that's all I can remember at the time. What you got?
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05-01-2009, 10:36 AM	#16
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	spin off: I experienced my first real "sexually charged" kiss with a girl while watching Full House...and lost my virginity in a car behind a grain bin (out in BFE) listening to "Roll Out" by Ludacris. My life rules.
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05-01-2009, 10:38 AM	#18
Nzoner a haw haw haw Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: MIZZOU Casino cash: $26365802	I've told this before but what the hell. I'm making cold calls for my advertising business about 1994 and stop into an old auto parts store in downtown.Older fellas running the place by himself,we start to visit and suddenly I have to shit and bad.I ask to use the toilet he points towards the back,well what I find is a very old toilet and very small.So I do my business all the while thinking this is going to be a log and I'm going to plug this mother up. Well I flush and sure enough,oh hell,look around for a plunger and none,luckily it doesn't overflow but stops right at the top.I have a decision,do I get the hell out or politely ask the old boy if he has a plunger.I opt for the latter. Old boy's eyes get big and I swear his voice turns into Festus like as he exclaims,"What in the sam hell did you do to stop it up." Me.."sir if I just had a plunger..." "It's across the street at the video store my son is over there you'll have to go get it!" So I walk across the street meet old boy's son and after placing my request he gives a look like you've gotta be focking kidding me.He gets plunger and puts it in a grocery bag and says,"you might want to take it like this,having to walk across the streetand all."And I could tell he was ready to bust a gut laughing and I couldn't blame him. By now I am so totally embarrassed that I just want it over and realize I now have to cross a busy street in a suit with a plunger handle sticking out of a bag.I make it back over and take care of the problem and apologize.Thankfully old boy didn't ask me to return the plunger I think he knew I had been embarrassed enough to last a lifetime. __________________ *Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; old things have passed away; behold, all things have become new.*
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05-01-2009, 10:39 AM	#19
excessive Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $9756885	There I sat broken-hearted, tried to fart, but instead I sharted. __________________ "I've been known to party some, but I ain't ever hurt no one. Been ashamed of things I've done, especially when, especially when, especially when I'm stoned." D.A.C.
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05-01-2009, 10:49 AM	#28
DaKCMan AP Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Florida Casino cash: $6724952	In high school I lost a bet and had to wear makeup that was applied by the girl I lost the bet to for one day. Other than that, probably once or twice when I got really sick after a night of drinking. __________________
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