News Pastor refuses to tip "I give GOD 10% why do you get 18%" - Page 38

Hootie · 02-03-2013, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bump

But no, church people are the best ppl to wait on and Sundays are my favorite day

/hootie and flopnuts

Didn't you already get pwned in this thread enough?

WhiteWhale · 02-04-2013, 01:35 AM

I know someone who worked at Applebees and he said church groups were the worst.

He talked about a group of old ladies who had a nice con going for them. They would pay for their tickets with a 100 dollar bill, and then after getting their change they would find the manager and say they got shorted a $20. The customer is always right, and you know the store isn't eating that $20.

Hootie · 02-04-2013, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by WhiteWhale

I know someone who worked at Applebees and he said church groups were the worst.

He talked about a group of old ladies who had a nice con going for them. They would pay for their tickets with a 100 dollar bill, and then after getting their change they would find the manager and say they got shorted a $20. The customer is always right, and you know the store isn't eating that $20.

So ridiculous.

This shit just doesn't happen. Reading it makes me

**loochy** · 02-04-2013, 09:14 AM

I know someone who worked at Chilis and he said non-church groups were the worst.

He talked about a group of young men who had a nice con going for them. They would pay for their tickets with a 100 dollar bill, and then after getting their change they would find the manager and say they got shorted a $20. The customer is always right, and you know the store isn't eating that $20.

Therefore, all non church people are bad.

Backwards Masking · 02-04-2013, 07:36 AM

At least he's just using God as a reason not to tip

Better than using God to justify not going to prison for killing someone like 2x Super Bowl Champion Ray Lewis

God bless this pastor, just another solid reason why churches shouldn't have to pay taxes - what they do is better than what everybody else dopes and results in creating better human beings than the rest of us.

02-04-2013, 01:35 AM	#2
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02-04-2013, 09:14 AM	#4
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02-04-2013, 07:36 AM	#5
Backwards Masking Bustle in your hedgerow? Join Date: May 2011 Location: NOT Missouri Casino cash: $10004900	At least he's just using God as a reason not to tip Better than using God to justify not going to prison for killing someone like 2x Super Bowl Champion Ray Lewis God bless this pastor, just another solid reason why churches shouldn't have to pay taxes - what they do is better than what everybody else dopes and results in creating better human beings than the rest of us.
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