Misc So karma caught up to ol' Hootie the other day...

Hammock Parties · 05-15-2009, 05:01 PM

Hootie is the best poster on the Planet, bar none.

100 posts, here we come.

**Donger** · 05-15-2009, 05:02 PM

I think you should be castrated before you pollute the rest of the world.

**Buehler445** · 05-15-2009, 05:03 PM

Of all the shit you do, you get busted for THIS?
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Valiant · 05-15-2009, 05:04 PM

You should have left when the bouncers told you to.. Hell it takes 5 seconds to down any drink..

Hammock Parties · 05-15-2009, 05:04 PM

I guess I don't get you, Hoot-man. I would have said "sorry" and walked off. Black girls ain't worth the time. T-R-U-B-E-L

Just Passin' By · 05-15-2009, 05:04 PM

For all the trouble, you should have hit her.

Hootie · 05-15-2009, 05:05 PM

I don't want to end up paying a lawyer for this bullshit charge, since I know I'll get a slap on the wrist even if I have a PD do my case...but I don't want to pay ANY type of fine for this bullshit...and I know how the legal system works around here...if I pay a lawyer, he'll have contacts in the district attorneys office, and they'll either drop the charge outright or lessen it to something that involves me paying court costs and staying out of trouble for some period of time...

Which is total bullshit since the pussy ass bouncers didn't even have the balls to tell me they were getting the police involved...if they had pushed it a little harder I would have ****ing left...but spending $12 + $3 tip on drinks that I hadn't even had a sip of and getting kicked out for ACCIDENTALLY bumping into someone was plain ridiculous.

I'm sorry that I don't have a vagina...douche bag 19 year old bouncers didn't even ask if I had a side to the story...I can't believe how pussified these bars are...the bar I went to in Normal never would have backdoor policed anyone...that's just ridiculous.

SithCeNtZ · 05-15-2009, 05:05 PM

"plus we live in a new town now so I figured I'd go check out the landscape...

We went to a bar I've been to a million times..."

Anyone else having trouble with these 2 statements?

Hootie · 05-15-2009, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valiant

You should have left when the bouncers told you to.. Hell it takes 5 seconds to down any drink..

Well, if I could have a do over, this.

But I don't, and I was pissed that I was sober as hell and somehow bumping into a girl warrants getting kicked out of a bar...and I was pissed I was accused of "hitting" a girl as well...sorry if principle blurred my line of vision...

Hootie · 05-15-2009, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SithCeNtZ

"plus we live in a new town now so I figured I'd go check out the landscape...

We went to a bar I've been to a million times..."

Anyone else having trouble with these 2 statements?

The first bar I went to was a local bar with people that I graduated high school with...the next bar was a campus bar filled with college kids I had never seen...since I lived on a different campus all year up until last week.

Delano · 05-15-2009, 05:10 PM

Quite honestly, jail time would probably be good for Hootie.

Hootie · 05-15-2009, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

I guess I don't get you, Hoot-man. I would have said "sorry" and walked off. Black girls ain't worth the time. T-R-U-B-E-L

If they didn't make such a BFD out of it...I wouldn't have had to say anything...but when I have 6 bitches yelling at me when I'm sober, my defense mechanisms come out and when I see an opening to make fun of a chubby girl, I take it.

and now it is going to be a giant pain in the ass this summer...because for the first time in my life I'm going to have to "behave" since I hear once you get one of these charges they all start coming in bunches.

Hootie · 05-15-2009, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delano

Quite honestly, jail time would probably be good for Hootie.

Yeah, well...fortunately I have a squeaky clean criminal past so I doubt this charge is going to even remain a charge, but I don't like to roll the dice when it comes to something like this, so I'm hoping I can AT LEAST use the family lawyer for cheap...set up a payment plan or something.

Better safe than sorry I guess.

05-15-2009, 04:59 PM
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Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I don't want to end up paying a lawyer for this bullshit charge, since I know I'll get a slap on the wrist even if I have a PD do my case...but I don't want to pay ANY type of fine for this bullshit...and I know how the legal system works around here...if I pay a lawyer, he'll have contacts in the district attorneys office, and they'll either drop the charge outright or lessen it to something that involves me paying court costs and staying out of trouble for some period of time... Which is total bullshit since the pussy ass bouncers didn't even have the balls to tell me they were getting the police involved...if they had pushed it a little harder I would have ****ing left...but spending $12 + $3 tip on drinks that I hadn't even had a sip of and getting kicked out for ACCIDENTALLY bumping into someone was plain ridiculous. I'm sorry that I don't have a vagina...douche bag 19 year old bouncers didn't even ask if I had a side to the story...I can't believe how pussified these bars are...the bar I went to in Normal never would have backdoor policed anyone...that's just ridiculous.
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SithCeNtZ Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Lawrence Casino cash: $2751995	"plus we live in a new town now so I figured I'd go check out the landscape... We went to a bar I've been to a million times..." Anyone else having trouble with these 2 statements?
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