Confession: What did you do to deserve this?

[Braincase]

I fried ants with a magnifying glass.

I helped some guys cheat in Algebra. I sold the test answers at lunch durnig fourth hour.

I wiped a booger on a teacher's coffee cup.

I farted during a shared oral sex moment with a girlfriend in high school.

Forgive me, football gods. I'm a simple Chiefs fan. Tell me my penance.

[Micjones]

I celebrated Don Denkinger's blown call in '85.

[Hammock Parties]

I made two Matt Cassel highlight films, and tried to make people feel good about him with them.

I lied to the fanbase.

I am sorry.

[chiefs1111]

poop

[Hammock Parties]

I called Pioli a "balla ass GM" after the 2011 draft, and most everyone from that draft class ****ing sucks.

I lied to the fanbase.

I am sorry.

[Hammock Parties]

I posted several threads on here about Tyson Jackson, and how he was better than BJ Raji and was one of the top 3-4 run stuffers in the league. I tried to make people feel good about Tyson Jackson.

I lied to the fanbase.

I am sorry.

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by chiefs1111

poop

Everybody poops. There's a book about it.

Great read.

[ArrowheadMagic]

resists urge to say your mom.

[KCrockaholic]

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

I posted several threads on here about Tyson Jackson, and how he was better than BJ Raji and was one of the top 3-4 run stuffers in the league. I tried to make people feel good about Tyson Jackson.

I lied to the fanbase.

I am sorry.

But he was. He's significantly gotten worse this year for some reason.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by KCrockaholic

But he was. He's significantly gotten worse this year for some reason.

Level of competition.

[BigRock]

In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam.

In 4th grade, I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play.

In 5th trade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. And once during lunch I went nuts. And I pigged out. And they kicked me out.

But the worst thing I ever done... I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater. I hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then... I made a noise like this: "Hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa!"

And then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible... all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life.

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

I deserve this.because I argued against hiring crennel.

Shit...I actually thought Crennel should have a second chance at coaching an NFL team. This guy makes Herman frickin Edwards look good.

[ArrowheadMagic]

Originally Posted by BigRock

In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam.

In 4th grade, I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play.

In 5th trade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. And once during lunch I went nuts. And I pigged out. And they kicked me out.

But the worst thing I ever done... I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater. I hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then... I made a noise like this: "Hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa!"

And then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible... all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life.

you ****ing heathen. its been you all along.

[Hammock Parties]

I stole 5 packs of Star Wars CCG cards from an old, fat, stupid comic book store owner when I was 17.

THIS IS MY RECKONING.

[Ace Gunner]

At the end of your life you will all get boned by a large black man. Oh, wait.

[KCrockaholic]

Originally Posted by BigRock

But the worst thing I ever done... I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater. I hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then... I made a noise like this: "Hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa!"

And then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible... all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Oh god that is some goooood shit. True or not, that's gold.