Life How do you tell a girl - Page 2

HoneyBadger · 11-03-2010, 05:15 PM

So I started seeing this girl a few months ago, and wanted it to be more of a serious relationship so I held off on too much physical stuff. Then the other night the holding out built up and things went crazy. This was fine, however there was one problem, when I ventured down to the southern regions, there was a lack of personal care. We're talking no grooming by her. I personally perfer a clean workspace, so this really turned me off.

Now how can I bring up this subject and tell her she needs to groom if she wants anything to happen again? I don't wanna sound like a selfish jerk, but I just can't deal with the unkept situation down there.

**Bane** · 11-03-2010, 05:22 PM

I'd just be honest and say I cant eat the pussy with that mess going on down there.

Radar Chief · 11-03-2010, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

WTF kind of wookie are you dating?

She must look like she's got Buckwheat in a leg lock.

Fish · 11-03-2010, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by fire_lm

I don't wanna sound like a selfish jerk, but I just can't deal with the unkept situation down there.

Then be a selfish jerk. It's a proven method. It works.

**Shogun** · 11-03-2010, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief

She must look like she's got Buckwheat in a leg lock.

lollllllllllllllllllllllllll

RustShack · 11-03-2010, 05:24 PM

Leave little hints. Like have a vagina trimming guide on your coffee table for her to see. Leave a web page up on your computer about how guys prefer shave pussy. Maybe have your razor out in the bathroom. Shave your face and tell her you love the feel of soft shaved skin. So on and so forth.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 11-03-2010, 05:24 PM

Just tell her that stink sticks to hair and then wave your hand over your nose while gratuitously looking at her crotch. She'll get the picture.

HoneyBadger · 11-03-2010, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Is she older or something? Younger girls rarely have this problem...I don't even mind hair provided it's trimmed up but there's always a line, no Demi Moore 80's stuff.

She's young, but I'm pretty sure I'm the first explorer of this new land, so I'm not sure if she knows the expectations of guys. That's why I don't want to offened her when I tell her.

kstater · 11-03-2010, 05:25 PM

Hand her a razor and tell her you'll be in bed when she's done.

jojomontana · 11-03-2010, 05:25 PM

Tell her it'd turn you on if she'd let you play greenskeeper on her. Break out the Barbasol and the Gillette and make it fun.

RustShack · 11-03-2010, 05:26 PM

Do it again, and keep saying for a week.. damn it theres another pube in my mouth.

**MahiMike** · 11-03-2010, 05:26 PM

Run. Fast. A woman like that will keep a messy house.

Pablo · 11-03-2010, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by fire_lm

She's young, but I'm pretty sure I'm the first explorer of this new land, so I'm not sure if she knows the expectations of guys. That's why I don't want to offened her when I tell her.

Been cruising the high school parking lot in your Camaro with a six pack of Noffs, huh brah?

Nice.

**Bane** · 11-03-2010, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by fire_lm

She's young, but I'm pretty sure I'm the first explorer of this new land, so I'm not sure if she knows the expectations of guys. That's why I don't want to offened her when I tell her.

Maybe sneak her a hint.Tell her casually that you just had to trim up your "area" cause you really don't care for a lot of hair in that region,and see if she gets it.

Huffman83 · 11-03-2010, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by fire_lm

Clean yes, but its like she doesn't know what a razor is.

I'm sorry I need pictures to get a good idea.

kstater · 11-03-2010, 05:27 PM

Discreetly rub some nair on her. Tell her that burning sensation is just the chlamydia you gave her.

11-03-2010, 05:15 PM
HoneyBadger The chosen one Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: OC, California Casino cash: $1565760	How do you tell a girl So I started seeing this girl a few months ago, and wanted it to be more of a serious relationship so I held off on too much physical stuff. Then the other night the holding out built up and things went crazy. This was fine, however there was one problem, when I ventured down to the southern regions, there was a lack of personal care. We're talking no grooming by her. I personally perfer a clean workspace, so this really turned me off. Now how can I bring up this subject and tell her she needs to groom if she wants anything to happen again? I don't wanna sound like a selfish jerk, but I just can't deal with the unkept situation down there.
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11-03-2010, 05:22 PM	#16
Bane C.H.I.E.F.S Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: **** your face Casino cash: $10005055	I'd just be honest and say I cant eat the pussy with that mess going on down there.
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11-03-2010, 05:24 PM	#20
RustShack **** That Noise Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Jack Trice Casino cash: $4606954	Leave little hints. Like have a vagina trimming guide on your coffee table for her to see. Leave a web page up on your computer about how guys prefer shave pussy. Maybe have your razor out in the bathroom. Shave your face and tell her you love the feel of soft shaved skin. So on and so forth. __________________
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11-03-2010, 05:25 PM	#23
kstater Custom User Title Join Date: Jan 2007 Casino cash: $1766563	Hand her a razor and tell her you'll be in bed when she's done.
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RustShack **** That Noise Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Jack Trice Casino cash: $4606954	Do it again, and keep saying for a week.. damn it theres another pube in my mouth. __________________
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MahiMike He's Mahomie! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Jax, FL Casino cash: $10023443	Run. Fast. A woman like that will keep a messy house. __________________ 99.9%
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11-03-2010, 05:27 PM	#30
kstater Custom User Title Join Date: Jan 2007 Casino cash: $1766563	Discreetly rub some nair on her. Tell her that burning sensation is just the chlamydia you gave her.
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