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Old 07-07-2008, 05:01 PM  
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Chargers fan chokes on steak. Result = 1 less Chargers fan
How's that for a totally misleading thread title? Feel free to insert your own punchline about how many actual Chargers fans are left now.

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Last Thursday, Tony Gonzalez, star tight end of the Kansas City Chiefs was dining with his wife October and newly born daughter Malia at Capones restaurant in Huntington Beach. Across the room a man, Ken Hunter started to choke on his steak. When Gonzalez realized nobody was doing anything to help him, he jumped up and rushed over to the man and performed the Heimlich Maneuver. “I just did what my natural instincts told me to do, help someone in need”. “I couldn’t just sit there and do nothing”. “The man was in distress and he needed help quickly”.

Hunter, a long time Charger Fan, said he will be “forever grateful to Tony and will now be rooting for him and his team in the upcoming season”. “Me and my girlfriend couldn’t thank him enough, he saved my life”.

Hunter just had just taken a second a bite of his Filet Mignon when he realized it wasn’t going down.

“It got stuck in my throat and I couldn’t breathe”. “I tried to take a drink of water and then the water wouldn’t go down. “I knew I was in trouble”.

A nurse dining in the establishment later commended him on his quick instincts.
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Old 07-07-2008, 05:03 PM   #2
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Old 07-07-2008, 05:14 PM   #3
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"TG saves last Charger fan".
Nah, they still have Buck.
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Old 07-07-2008, 05:16 PM   #4
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Old 07-07-2008, 05:22 PM   #5
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If anyone knows how to choke it would be a charger fan.
Well to be fair, us Chiefs fans sure know a choke job when we see em as many as we've had to witness.
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Old 07-07-2008, 05:26 PM   #6
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Well to be fair, us Chiefs fans sure know a choke job when we see em as many as we've had to witness.

When the hell does anyone on here have to be fair ?
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Old 07-07-2008, 05:30 PM   #7
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Bravo, Tony. A class act.


Shannon Sharpe would have had the guy wait while people got out cameras, as he applied his stage makeup.
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True...commence with ye charger fan bashing...problem is finding one is like finding bigfoot.
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Bravo, Tony. A class act.
Indeed. I was trying to be light hearted with the thread, but in all seriousness, what Tony did was pretty awesome.

The story's starting to get picked up, too. It's on the main pages of both ESPN and Fox Sports.
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If anyone knows how to choke it would be a charger fan.

That was good.

But it would be better if the Chiefs werent such choke artists themselves.
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Old 07-07-2008, 05:45 PM   #14
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