Football ED Reed's brother missing after jumping into river evading police? - Page 11

Joe Seahawk · 01-07-2011, 03:08 PM

I hope this isn't a re-post.

http://www.wwltv.com/news/Man-missin...113088204.html

POND_OF_RED · 01-08-2011, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

I just get worn out with the death jokes...

Well sometimes people bring it on themselves. Anyone stupid enough to jump into a freezing river handcuffed doesn't really deserve much sympathy.

threebag · 01-08-2011, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

Well, thank you ... sincerely, thank you for setting me straight.

try some gynolotromin it might make it stop hurting

**1ChiefsDan** · 01-08-2011, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFan5840

Just saw on Twitter that they called off the search due to water conditions

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Originally Posted by denverdanchiefsfan

AdamSchefter Adam Schefter

Can only pray now. RT @MrCaseyNunez: Sadly Due To Water Conditions 42f Ed Reeds Mother Has Informed Me The Search Has Been Called Off.

49 seconds ago Favorite Retweet Reply

repost

johnny961 · 01-08-2011, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by morphius

most likely possession of drugs.

Stolen ride, too.

**morphius** · 01-08-2011, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by johnny961

Stolen ride, too.

ugh, duh. I should just go back to bed...

JD10367 · 01-08-2011, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief

Wow, what a tough situation for Ed Reed and his family. It doesn't look good, but I'll keep praying. Who really cares about football when this stuff happens?

::: looks around :::

::: slowly and sheepishly raises his hand :::

Mama Hip Rockets · 01-08-2011, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

::: looks around :::

::: slowly and sheepishly raises his hand :::

Haha. Yeah, I'm pretty sure all of us still care about football.

JD10367 · 01-08-2011, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED

Well sometimes people bring it on themselves. Anyone stupid enough to jump into a freezing river handcuffed doesn't really deserve much sympathy.

Wait a minute, I hadn't heard that part. He was handcuffed?!? Either this guy went straight to Darwin Award heaven, or he was actually trying to kill himself (in which case, it was an easy success when you combine "cold river" and "handcuffed wrists").

kstater · 01-08-2011, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

I just get worn out with the death jokes...

Tired of treading water here?

JD10367 · 01-08-2011, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by thurman merman

Haha. Yeah, I'm pretty sure all of us still care about football.

I'm sorry but I just find all the wand-wringing over this hilarious, given the overall tone of this board and the "anything goes" style. Many things here have been made fun of that were a hell of a lot sadder than some imbecile drug addict criminal running from the cops in a stolen car and then jumping into a river in winter with handcuffs on. I feel bad for his mom. But a lot of people die every day in a lot worse situations who really deserve better. Kids with cancer. Pregnant mothers in hit and runs. Loving couples and their children slain in their houses by a psycho. Teen high-school lovers killed on the highway by a drunk driver. Dedicated soldiers who give their lives overseas, or dedicated cops and firemen who die in the line of duty. If I decide I need to shed a tear, I'll find a place where it's more deserved. This dude? **** him, seriously.

DJJasonp · 01-08-2011, 11:48 AM

Wasnt it Drowning Pool that sings "Let the Bodies hit the floor"???

That's played a lot at NFL stadiums....

JD10367 · 01-08-2011, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

I'm sorry but I just find all the wand-wringing over this hilarious . . .

You know, that was a seriously bad typo for an "H", but it still works so I'm leaving it alone.

POND_OF_RED · 01-08-2011, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Wait a minute, I hadn't heard that part. He was handcuffed?!? Either this guy went straight to Darwin Award heaven, or he was actually trying to kill himself (in which case, it was an easy success when you combine "cold river" and "handcuffed wrists").

Maybe I just interpreted it wrong. I thought I heard he was handcuffed and jumped off the bridge to escape. Could be 100% wrong here though...

johnny961 · 01-08-2011, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Wait a minute, I hadn't heard that part. He was handcuffed?!? Either this guy went straight to Darwin Award heaven, or he was actually trying to kill himself (in which case, it was an easy success when you combine "cold river" and "handcuffed wrists").

Who knows what combination of shit this guy might have been under the influence of in addition.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-08-2011, 11:50 AM

I've been waiting for Pond of Red to post in this thread.

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