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Old 03-03-2013, 12:50 PM  
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Old 05-21-2014, 10:40 PM   #5461
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That is fantastic.
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Old 05-21-2014, 11:00 PM   #5462
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She even had a couple "boyfriends" during this time who she would have over for dinner dates and such and to my knowledge she wasn't putting out. I would often leave the bar, knock it out, and go back to finish the night out. ****ing weird.
Another reason never to waste time with women: they'll use you for dinner dates and shit while banging someone else.

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Old 05-21-2014, 11:05 PM   #5463
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People in general do shady shit like that. It's not just chicks.

The idea is to be the guy that's doing the banging, not the one getting used.
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Old 05-21-2014, 11:08 PM   #5464
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You sound like you're about to turn gay, by the way.

"Yeahhh. I don't think I'm going to waste my time on women anymore." That's just the first step in your journey to anal Pound Town with Steve, bro.
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Old 05-21-2014, 11:09 PM   #5465
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You sound like you're about to turn gay, by the way.

"Yeahhh. I don't think I'm going to waste my time on women anymore." That's just the first step in your journey to anal Pound Town with Steve, bro.
I'm just biding time until I have enough money to hire escorts.
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Old 05-21-2014, 11:09 PM   #5466
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Another reason never to waste time with women: they'll use you for dinner dates and shit while banging someone else.

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The worst piece of ass I ever had was still wonderful.

I'd hardly consider it wasting time.
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Old 05-21-2014, 11:19 PM   #5467
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"Yeahhh. I don't think I'm going to waste my time on women anymore." That's just the first step in your journey to anal Pound Town with Steve, bro.
I don't think it works that way. At least, 7 years without any relationship shenanigans hasn't turned me gay. Maybe the copious amounts of porn sustains my basic hetersexuality.
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Old 05-22-2014, 10:47 AM   #5468
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How often do you fools bang it out without a rubber?
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Old 05-22-2014, 10:52 AM   #5469
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About 60% of the time when I actually got laid
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:08 AM   #5470
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Can you stop asking cringe-worthy questions?
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:10 AM   #5471
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About 60% of the time when I actually got laid
Let's hear a discuss penthouse story!
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:15 AM   #5472
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No penthouse writer would ever fess up to having multi-year cold streaks, brah.
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:18 AM   #5473
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No penthouse writer would ever fess up to having multi-year cold streaks, brah.
It's a boring Thursday. Tell us a story.
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:33 AM   #5474
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It's a boring Thursday. Tell us a story.
Really not much of a story... First girl was just the tip in the back of my truck a few blocks from here mother and machete-wielding Peruvian step dad's house and I hadn't thought to purchase prophylactics.

Second girl was in college that apparently had a curse associated with her dating back to HS... nailed her two or three times then avoided her because I got enough harassment from people who knew her that she was insane and probably disease ridden.

Third girl was my last GF and the first I actually used a rubber with even though she was on the pill. I guess the lowlight here is when I took a trojan off because it was too tight and just threw it on the floor the last year I lived in the fraternity house. Forgot it was there until a fratbro saw it on the floor while we were playing MLB The Show; he decided to snag it with a clothes hanger and paraded it around the house saying "Hey, Discuss Thrower finally got laid!"

Fourth girl I tried to get one on after we got started but I guess it shrank in the packaging because it hurt like a mother****er and just told her I'd get her Plan B in the morning. She then insisted that that wasn't necessary and that she swallowed.

Fun fact: the last three girls were all in the same sorority
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:43 AM   #5475
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Really not much of a story... First girl was just the tip in the back of my truck a few blocks from here mother and machete-wielding Peruvian step dad's house and I hadn't thought to purchase prophylactics.

Second girl was in college that apparently had a curse associated with her dating back to HS... nailed her two or three times then avoided her because I got enough harassment from people who knew her that she was insane and probably disease ridden.

Third girl was my last GF and the first I actually used a rubber with even though she was on the pill. I guess the lowlight here is when I took a trojan off because it was too tight and just threw it on the floor the last year I lived in the fraternity house. Forgot it was there until a fratbro saw it on the floor while we were playing MLB The Show; he decided to snag it with a clothes hanger and paraded it around the house saying "Hey, Discuss Thrower finally got laid!"

Fourth girl I tried to get one on after we got started but I guess it shrank in the packaging because it hurt like a mother****er and just told her I'd get her Plan B in the morning. She then insisted that that wasn't necessary and that she swallowed.

Fun fact: the last three girls were all in the same sorority
You're not supposed to pull it over your nutsack too. Probably the problem....
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