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Old 11-17-2009, 02:27 AM  
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Love blows.
I thought I was impervious to this mysterious feeling until tonight when I ran into a girl I used to hang out with a lot. I actually care about her on more than just a physical level, but we hadn't seen each other in almost a year.

Running into her made me feel...human. Weak and strong at the same time. Maybe I'm soon to outgrow my manwhore phase. Maybe not. But holy shit, I haven't felt butterflies in my stomach like that around anyone in forever. She's the whole package (brains, beauty, self-confidence, and wit).

For some reason, I can't convince myself to ask her out; it's as though I know I've been a "player" type for so long that I don't want to mess things up and destroy what could be a great relationship before it has the chance to get off the ground.

Does any of this crap make sense? Hold me.
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Old 11-17-2009, 02:32 AM   #2
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Old 11-17-2009, 03:02 AM   #3
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Well you won't know till you ask her out if she'll accept. As far as the whole manwhore thing that so what if you really like her then you work on burying the whoreness and have females friends help you out.
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Old 11-17-2009, 03:23 AM   #4
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Old 11-17-2009, 04:25 AM   #5
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Old 11-17-2009, 05:44 AM   #6
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How good does it feel to be a manwhore, since you won't ask her out?
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Old 11-17-2009, 05:50 AM   #7
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Old 11-17-2009, 05:55 AM   #8
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Old 11-17-2009, 06:23 AM   #9
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Old 11-17-2009, 06:43 AM   #10
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Old 11-17-2009, 06:45 AM   #11
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Old 11-17-2009, 07:02 AM   #12
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Old 11-17-2009, 07:10 AM   #13
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Old 11-17-2009, 07:29 AM   #14
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