Movies and TV Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them - Page 2

MTG#10 · 06-14-2013, 08:20 AM

Too many to name. Most recently, Lords of Salem. Big Rob Zombie fan, had high hopes for it but it was dreadful.

JD10367 · 06-14-2013, 08:28 AM

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Too many to name. Most recently, Lords of Salem. Big Rob Zombie fan, had high hopes for it but it was dreadful.

Ooh! Forgot about that one! Me too. I walked out midway after she wandered next door and stared at the neon crucifix.

MTG#10 · 06-14-2013, 10:14 AM

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Ooh! Forgot about that one! Me too. I walked out midway after she wandered next door and stared at the neon crucifix.

Same here. Dumbest ****ing movie scene ever. And the saddest part was that it didn't even help that it was only a dream.

**New World Order** · 06-14-2013, 01:55 PM

Bruno was awful.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-14-2013, 01:56 PM

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Bruno was awful.

I figured this would get more hate. I enjoyed it simply for the fact that SBC was trolling the hell out of the audience, not just the buffoons he shared screen time with.

Pepe Silvia · 06-14-2013, 02:04 PM

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I figured this would get more hate. I enjoyed it simply for the fact that SBC was trolling the hell out of the audience, not just the buffoons he shared screen time with.

Bruno was really gay but you had to LYAO when he showed the screen room the helicopter dick outta nowhere.

Frazod · 06-14-2013, 02:16 PM

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I figured this would get more hate. I enjoyed it simply for the fact that SBC was trolling the hell out of the audience, not just the buffoons he shared screen time with.

I know better than to ever watch one of his movies (I'd never seen him in a movie until Les Miserables) because the commercials alone make me want to strangle him.

Pepe Silvia · 06-14-2013, 02:22 PM

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I know better than to ever watch one of his movies (I'd never seen him in a movie until Les Miserables) because the commercials alone make me want to strangle him.

I liked Borat but Sasha Baron Cohen's shtick ran its course a long time ago. Its beyond old at this point. I didn't even bother to watch The Dictator.

GordonGekko · 06-14-2013, 02:41 PM

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I figured this would get more hate. I enjoyed it simply for the fact that SBC was trolling the hell out of the audience, not just the buffoons he shared screen time with.

I thought it was hilarious when he got some fashion idiots saying that the atrocities being committed in fashion were far worse than anything Hitler ever did or something along those lines, and they were serious. Just bizarre.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-14-2013, 02:44 PM

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I thought it was hilarious when he got some fashion idiots saying that the atrocities being committed in fashion were far worse than anything Hitler ever did or something along those lines, and they were serious. Just bizarre.

That's what I enjoy about those films. He reveals the essential stupidity of most people, provides the rope, and lets them hang themselves.

Frazod · 06-14-2013, 08:31 AM

The last movie I actually walked out of the theater on was the Assassination of Jesse James. Had I been by myself I might have stuck it out, but I was with my wife and a female friend who just went because Brad Pitt was in it, and they were both clearly miserable. Painfully dull and slow, although I did finishing watching it later and it got somewhat better toward the end.

Royal Tennenbaums - holy shit. I wanted to murder every single one of them. Lasted 20 minutes. Deal with people like this in real life, even just a little, and you won't want to watch a movie about them. Unless they all get slowly tortured to death by a chainsaw weilding psychopath. Which I assume didn't happen.

The Thin Red Line. I have yet to meet a person who liked this piece of shit - just critics whom I suppose were all highly compensated for their gushing reviews. Everybody I ever talked to about it either quit watching after the first hour or wish they had quit watching after the first hour. A war movie without war. Sort of like a porno where everybody stays dressed and just have voiceover thoughts of ****ing. Ugh.

I had to be physically restrained from walking out on Moonstruck. Another critically acclaimed piece of crap. I tried to watch it later thinking perhaps I was just in a bad mood that day - nope, it just sucks. Maybe you have to be Italian to get it. Or drunk. Or reeruned. Or all of the above.

I certainly wish I had walked out on Batman and Robin. And Tango and Cash, for that matter. And Gods and Generals. Oh my God. How could the same people who made Gettysburg make this piece of crap? It was like a boring high school history lecture.

Oh, and Urc Berry - you're a ****ing heathen. Watchmen was brilliant.

rico · 06-14-2013, 08:39 AM

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The Thin Red Line.

It seems like every time I see Jim Caveziel in a movie, he ends up getting his ass kicked someway, somehow. Gets killed in The Thin Red Line. Gets his ass brutally beaten in Passion of the Christ. Was tortured/whipped in the Count of Monte Cristo. Every time I see him on TV, I think to myself, "it's just a matter of time before this innocent-faced man gets his ass kicked."

siberian khatru · 06-14-2013, 08:42 AM

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The last movie I actually walked out of the theater on was the Assassination of Jesse James. Had I been by myself I might have stuck it out, but I was with my wife and a female friend who just went because Brad Pitt was in it, and they were both clearly miserable. Painfully dull and slow, although I did finishing watching it later and it got somewhat better toward the end.

Royal Tennenbaums - holy shit. I wanted to murder every single one of them. Lasted 20 minutes. Deal with people like this in real life, even just a little, and you won't want to watch a movie about them. Unless they all get slowly tortured to death by a chainsaw weilding psychopath. Which I assume didn't happen.

The Thin Red Line. I have yet to meet a person who liked this piece of shit - just critics whom I suppose were all highly compensated for their gushing reviews. Everybody I ever talked to about it either quit watching after the first hour or wish they had quit watching after the first hour. A war movie without war. Sort of like a porno where everybody stays dressed and just have voiceover thoughts of ****ing. Ugh.

I had to be physically restrained from walking out on Moonstruck. Another critically acclaimed piece of crap. I tried to watch it later thinking perhaps I was just in a bad mood that day - nope, it just sucks. Maybe you have to be Italian to get it. Or drunk. Or reeruned. Or all of the above.

I certainly wish I had walked out on Batman and Robin. And Tango and Cash, for that matter. And Gods and Generals. Oh my God. How could the same people who made Gettysburg make this piece of crap? It was like a boring high school history lecture.

Oh, and Urc Berry - you're a ****ing heathen. Watchmen was brilliant.

Gods and Generals was INTERMINABLE. I almost fell asleep during it. Ironically, it's worth staying to the end -- or fast-forwarding to the end -- for the death of Stonewall Jackson. IMO, that's the highlight of the movie. Stephen Lang gave a fantastic performance. But it takes over 3 hours to get there.

Frazod · 06-14-2013, 08:50 AM

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Gods and Generals was INTERMINABLE. I almost fell asleep during it. Ironically, it's worth staying to the end -- or fast-forwarding to the end -- for the death of Stonewall Jackson. IMO, that's the highlight of the movie. Stephen Lang gave a fantastic performance. But it takes over 3 hours to get there.

There was probably about an hour of decent movie buried in there. Unfortunately, it was lost amid three hours of endless, sappy, preachy, violin-accompanied monologues. I knew something was amiss when Chamberlain's wife droned on forever before he even left the house.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-14-2013, 10:00 AM

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. And Tango and Cash, for that matter.

Hey! **** you, guy.

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Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $2945085	The last movie I actually walked out of the theater on was the Assassination of Jesse James. Had I been by myself I might have stuck it out, but I was with my wife and a female friend who just went because Brad Pitt was in it, and they were both clearly miserable. Painfully dull and slow, although I did finishing watching it later and it got somewhat better toward the end. Royal Tennenbaums - holy shit. I wanted to murder every single one of them. Lasted 20 minutes. Deal with people like this in real life, even just a little, and you won't want to watch a movie about them. Unless they all get slowly tortured to death by a chainsaw weilding psychopath. Which I assume didn't happen. The Thin Red Line. I have yet to meet a person who liked this piece of shit - just critics whom I suppose were all highly compensated for their gushing reviews. Everybody I ever talked to about it either quit watching after the first hour or wish they had quit watching after the first hour. A war movie without war. Sort of like a porno where everybody stays dressed and just have voiceover thoughts of **ing. Ugh. I had to be physically restrained from walking out on Moonstruck. Another critically acclaimed piece of crap. I tried to watch it later thinking perhaps I was just in a bad mood that day - nope, it just sucks. Maybe you have to be Italian to get it. Or drunk. Or reeruned. Or all of the above. I certainly wish I had walked out on Batman and Robin. And Tango and Cash, for that matter. And Gods and Generals. Oh my God. How could the same people who made Gettysburg make this piece of crap? It was like a boring high school history lecture. Oh, and Urc Berry - you're a **ing heathen. Watchmen was brilliant.
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