New Dating Megathread

[Buck]

Luv's old thread is in the HOC for being too big.

Post all your dating questions, comments, concerns, advice, and scrutiny in here!

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

alcohol is a silent killer.

i do not partake

[MeatRock]

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls

luv's standards are probably too high

she needs to look for a fat guy

simple as that

You're a piece of shit.

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by MeatRock

You're a piece of shit.

Save it for the 101 thread.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by MeatRock

You're a piece of shit.

I guess, just seems obvious to me.

Not tryin' to hate, but there's probably some hefty dude out there looking for love.

Shit, maybe they could get skinny together.

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by luv

Well, I am still single, so......



Of course, I've been told it's because I need to lose weight. Maybe there's more to it than that.

Nonsense! There are men who like larger women, smaller women, women of different colors, nationalities, religions, personalities, shapes and sizes. You name it. And that is not bullshit to make you feel better either. I swear I've known a lot of dudes (of all types) that prefer large women.

The reason you're single is probably the same reason a lot of people are single. Your own mentality. It's tough to turn that around, I know believe me.

[Buck]

Taking off to Denver w/ my chick tomorrow. Gonna drop the L bomb Sunday on top of Mt. Evans.

[MOhillbilly]

Originally Posted by Buck

Taking off to Denver w/ my chick tomorrow. Gonna drop the L bomb Sunday on top of Mt. Evans.

Be sure to pack the 38. Just in case she throws out the ol " I love cake".

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Buck

Taking off to Denver w/ my chick tomorrow. Gonna drop the L bomb Sunday on top of Mt. Evans.

Drama queen much?

[Titty Meat]

Seems kind of forced Buck.

[patteeu]

Now it's sounding more like a marriage proposal.

[LoneWolf]

WTF, you've got an elaborate plan and dramatic scene to tell your girl you love her for the first time. Saying you love someone for the first time should come from you spontaneously and naturally. It should be organic.

Actually planning it with an elaborate setup will make it seem fake and it will take something away from the moment. Life isn't a Jennifer Aniston movie. Stop being so dramatic and be real.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Originally Posted by LoneWolf

WTF, you've got an elaborate plan and dramatic scene to tell your girl you love her for the first time. Saying you love someone for the first time should come from you spontaneously and naturally. It should be organic.

Actually planning it with an elaborate setup will make it seem fake and it will take something away from the moment. Life isn't a Jennifer Aniston movie. Stop being so dramatic and be real.

Buck will always be a fat chick at heart.

[Hammock Parties]

Maybe Buck just wants a lot of wild, hot sex on this trip.

Playa gotta play.

[Discuss Thrower]

dating website order of operations:

1) Look up list of women available to see most have nothing going for them looks wise (be they skinny or "curvy")
2) Find one that you're not too high on, but figure you're not the best looking either. Give it a shot.
3) Send a message in the form of a question about something on their profile that should have at least a modicum of interest without a lot of blathering about connections, how they look, bluster about yourself et cetera because chances are they won't respond back.
4) Log off.
5) Log on to see that the lady you messaged looked at your profile but that was about it.
6) Look back at list of profiles. There seems to be a lot less profiles you find attractive than the first time around.
7) Decide not to be a shallow prick and take a look at a profile to see if there's something you can possibly connect with..
8) See that lady has a kid(s), is overly religious, has nothing in common with you or opts to list "her fambly' as one of her interests.
9) Return to step 1 and repeat.

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

dating website order of operations:

1) Look up list of women available to see most have nothing going for them looks wise (be they skinny or "curvy")
2) Find one that you're not too high on, but figure you're not the best looking either. Give it a shot.
3) Send a message in the form of a question about something on their profile that should have at least a modicum of interest without a lot of blathering about connections, how they look, bluster about yourself et cetera because chances are they won't respond back.
4) Log off.
5) Log on to see that the lady you messaged looked at your profile but that was about it.
6) Look back at list of profiles. There seems to be a lot less profiles you find attractive than the first time around.
7) Decide not to be a shallow prick and take a look at a profile to see if there's something you can possibly connect with..
8) See that lady has a kid(s), is overly religious, has nothing in common with you or opts to list "her fambly' as one of her interests.
9) Return to step 1 and repeat.

Yeah lol, that's a great true post. I gave up on the singles site stuff a loooong time ago. I had some connections on there but they all turned out to be crazy or skanky as hell. Or complete alcoholics. If I wanted that I'd just head out to my local Regal Beagle.

So now I'm just staying single until I meet someone naturally that I have a connection with. I've had some dates here and there but nothing big yet. Right now I have a couple women I think I find attractive both physically and mentally that I see on a somewhat regular basis. Whether they feel the same I do not know, but I shall find out.