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WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
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Just when you thought you'd run out of solid Charles Bukowski quotes.
BOOM! Life just gets better with every drink...
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11-13-2009, 07:57 PM | #4 |
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Charles Bukowski is GREAT! Tucker Max however is a FRAUD!
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11-13-2009, 08:00 PM | #5 |
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“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
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11-13-2009, 08:10 PM | #7 |
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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. ~Raymond Chandler
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11-13-2009, 08:11 PM | #8 |
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Beer...it's not just for breakfast anymore!
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11-13-2009, 08:12 PM | #9 |
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It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety. ~Thomas de Quincy, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, 1856
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11-13-2009, 08:14 PM | #10 |
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"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."
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11-13-2009, 08:37 PM | #11 |
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In vino veritas
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11-13-2009, 08:44 PM | #12 |
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"Play some Skynard, Duuuude!"
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11-13-2009, 08:49 PM | #13 |
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"I feel sorry for the guy who doesn't drink, because when he wakes up in the morning, that's as good as he's going to feel all day".
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11-13-2009, 08:57 PM | #14 |
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11-13-2009, 09:17 PM | #15 |
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Beer its for everyone .. including you ....
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