Chiefs Chiefs - Least attractive NFL team - Page 4

**TrebMaxx** · 09-08-2011, 09:27 AM

Don't really know what to make of this.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31751_16...tionContent.12

By any statistical measure, the Buffalo Bill are coming off an ugly 2010 season, going 4-12 and finishing last in the AFC East.

But by college researchers' calculations, the Bills are far from ugly - in fact they are the most attractive team in the NFL.

That's right. The Bills have been deemed the handsomest squad in the league, according to a study commissioned by the Wall Street Journal.

The newspaper asked researchers at Ursinus College in Pennsylvania to analyze the facial structure of 320 NFL starters - five players on offense and five on defense. The owner and head coach were also put under the microscope since they were considered by the newspaper to be "two of the most-photographed personalities on any team."

WSJ: The NFL's Best-Looking Team

A computer program sized up the photographs in terms of facial symmetry, which is widely viewed by researchers as a barometer for attractiveness. After scanning the images, the Bills were rated the "hottest" team, while the Kansas City Chiefs were deemed the least attractive.

As the Journal notes, the Bills were awful last year and the Chiefs were a playoff team. So being tall, dark and handsome in real life may actually mean you are overmatched, underwhelming and ugly on the gridiron. As the newspaper notes: "Teams with particularly attractive players might be guilty of favoring people who are more presentable than talented. Jennifer VanGilder, a professor of business economics at Ursinus who oversaw the research, said the lure of hiring pretty faces is unconscious. 'People are drawn to more symmetrical objects.'"

Amazingly, quarterbacks did not rate as the most attractive in the study. That distinction actually went to kickers. So step aside Tom Brady, Mark Sanchez and Drew Brees. The ladies actually prefer Stephen Gostkowski, Nick Folk and Garrett Hartley.

Read more: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31751_16...#ixzz1XNJbYNT3

ModSocks · 09-08-2011, 12:07 PM

Oh, and don't forget about Dick Stanzi, our Green Eyed QB

**RealSNR** · 09-08-2011, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

Oh, and don't forget about Dick Stanzi, our Green Eyed QB

He looks like America. And America looks pretty damn good

Barret · 09-08-2011, 12:49 PM

Would you rather have pretty boys or have this lining up for your team and scaring the shit out of opposing players???

NJChiefsFan · 09-08-2011, 12:59 PM

Explain to me how we lose to Seattle with these guys on the team?

**Rain Man** · 09-08-2011, 01:18 PM

Suzy Kolber wasn't a lesbian until she had to do a couple of Chiefs games.

Frazod · 09-08-2011, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by NJChiefsFan

Explain to me how we lose to Seattle with these guys on the team?

Holy shit, actors in Klingon make-up look less like a Klingon than the guy in the bottom photo.

**loochy** · 09-08-2011, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by NJChiefsFan

Explain to me how we lose to Seattle with these guys on the team?

wow that guy looks reeruned

Omaha · 09-08-2011, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy

wow that guy looks reeruned

Marshawn Lynch doesn't?

lcarus · 09-08-2011, 02:44 PM

I think we should trade Jamaal Charles. Otherwise we're never gonna win this competition.

**loochy** · 09-08-2011, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Omaha

Marshawn Lynch doesn't?

He just looks messed up. The other guy looks like a giant version of Beavis.

BoneKrusher · 09-08-2011, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Holy shit, actors in Klingon make-up look less like a Klingon than the guy in the bottom photo.

wow that's one ugly dude right there..
Marshawn Lynch?

Pants · 09-08-2011, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy

wow that guy looks reeruned

This is how I imagine grown up billay. You know the resemblance is uncanny, don't lie.

4th and Long · 09-08-2011, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Holy shit, actors in Klingon make-up look less like a Klingon than the guy in the bottom photo.

P'Tak!

BoneKrusher · 09-08-2011, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

P'Tak!

awesome DBowe sig Man.

**CrazyPhuD** · 09-08-2011, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by NJChiefsFan

Explain to me how we lose to Seattle with these guys on the team?

WTF....corky had a kid?

09-08-2011, 09:27 AM
TrebMaxx Supporter Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Peoples Republic of CoMo Casino cash: $1437252	Chiefs - Least attractive NFL team Don't really know what to make of this. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31751_16...tionContent.12 By any statistical measure, the Buffalo Bill are coming off an ugly 2010 season, going 4-12 and finishing last in the AFC East. But by college researchers' calculations, the Bills are far from ugly - in fact they are the most attractive team in the NFL. That's right. The Bills have been deemed the handsomest squad in the league, according to a study commissioned by the Wall Street Journal. The newspaper asked researchers at Ursinus College in Pennsylvania to analyze the facial structure of 320 NFL starters - five players on offense and five on defense. The owner and head coach were also put under the microscope since they were considered by the newspaper to be "two of the most-photographed personalities on any team." WSJ: The NFL's Best-Looking Team A computer program sized up the photographs in terms of facial symmetry, which is widely viewed by researchers as a barometer for attractiveness. After scanning the images, the Bills were rated the "hottest" team, while the Kansas City Chiefs were deemed the least attractive. As the Journal notes, the Bills were awful last year and the Chiefs were a playoff team. So being tall, dark and handsome in real life may actually mean you are overmatched, underwhelming and ugly on the gridiron. As the newspaper notes: "Teams with particularly attractive players might be guilty of favoring people who are more presentable than talented. Jennifer VanGilder, a professor of business economics at Ursinus who oversaw the research, said the lure of hiring pretty faces is unconscious. 'People are drawn to more symmetrical objects.'" Amazingly, quarterbacks did not rate as the most attractive in the study. That distinction actually went to kickers. So step aside Tom Brady, Mark Sanchez and Drew Brees. The ladies actually prefer Stephen Gostkowski, Nick Folk and Garrett Hartley. Read more: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31751_16...#ixzz1XNJbYNT3
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