Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos.

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:21 PM

Post your reasons here. I'll start.

1. They stand between us and the playoffs.

2. We play them next week.

3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts.

4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams.

5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously.

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little.

8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight.

9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2.

11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich.

12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places.

Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.

**KcMizzou** · 11-27-2005, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

Zing! Bravo...

**007** · 11-27-2005, 09:26 PM

How about Elway getting the illegal forward pass in 94 that won the game for them. That was crap.

This one should have been number 1 on your list though. Cheating bastards. :-)

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

**KcMizzou** · 11-27-2005, 09:29 PM

Because a rival forum exposes us to more arrogant, obnoxious Bronco fans than most of us would ever have to deal with in real life. (And if we don't win.. we're sure as hell gonna hear about it)

**Skip Towne** · 11-27-2005, 09:31 PM

Orange and Blue, what a putrid color combinaion.

**007** · 11-27-2005, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Orange and Blue, what a putrid color combinaion.

Agreed, but it was better than the original uniforms that were mustard yellow and brown with vertically striped socks. LOL They should have kept those.

**alanm** · 11-27-2005, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by kcchiefsguru

Agreed, but it was better than the original uniforms that were mustard yellow and brown with vertically striped socks. LOL They should have kept those.

I'd have to admit that shit and piss(Mustard yellow and brown) would look better than that putrid Orange and blue.

Hammock Parties · 11-27-2005, 09:35 PM

Shannon Sharpe - graceless winner, horseface

Greg Robinson - not only did his Denver defense stop us in the playoffs, but then he had to come here and PERSONALLY stop us in the playoffs.

**dirk digler** · 11-27-2005, 09:38 PM

TJ

Sully · 11-27-2005, 09:25 PM

You pretty much covered it for me...
If I were forced to add something, I'd say reeruned unis... but that's pretty subjective.

KChiefsQT · 11-27-2005, 09:26 PM

Cause they're the

and their coach is a rat. What other reason do we need to hate them???

Calcountry · 11-28-2005, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt

Cause they're the

and their coach is a rat. What other reason do we need to hate them???

They want their girls to swallow.

vailpass · 11-28-2005, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

They want their girls to swallow.

Guilty as charged. What's the problem?

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Guilty as charged. What's the problem?

Yeah, I'm missing that one as well.

If you add up the jersey numbers of all of the Broncos' offensive starters, you get 666.

King_Chief_Fan · 11-28-2005, 11:48 AM

Most of the fans are dickless, nutless, shit eating, butt licking, penis eating, egg headed, ass clown, monkey assess.

I will make exceptions for MHM and Garcia Bronco. Pretty class acts in my book anyway.

11-27-2005, 09:21 PM	Topic Starter
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3178491 VARSITY	Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. Post your reasons here. I'll start. 1. They stand between us and the playoffs. 2. We play them next week. 3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts. 4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams. 5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously. 6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance. 7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little. 8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight. 9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules. 10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2. 11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich. 12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places. Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.
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11-27-2005, 09:26 PM	#3
007 Shaken. Not stirred. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London Casino cash: $14030126 VARSITY	How about Elway getting the illegal forward pass in 94 that won the game for them. That was crap. This one should have been number 1 on your list though. Cheating bastards. :-) 6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance. __________________ My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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11-27-2005, 09:29 PM	#4
KcMizzou Supporter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Parkville MO Casino cash: $10005170	Because a rival forum exposes us to more arrogant, obnoxious Bronco fans than most of us would ever have to deal with in real life. (And if we don't win.. we're sure as hell gonna hear about it)
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11-27-2005, 09:31 PM	#5
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	Orange and Blue, what a putrid color combinaion.
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11-27-2005, 09:35 PM	#8
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4570478	Shannon Sharpe - graceless winner, horseface Greg Robinson - not only did his Denver defense stop us in the playoffs, but then he had to come here and PERSONALLY stop us in the playoffs. __________________ Chiefs game films
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11-27-2005, 09:25 PM	#10
Sully It Goes On Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lees Summit Casino cash: $10026331	You pretty much covered it for me... If I were forced to add something, I'd say reeruned unis... but that's pretty subjective. __________________ "And I don't wish that girl any bad luck," he said, "but I hope she gets hit with a car." - Tommy Lasorda
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11-27-2005, 09:26 PM	#11
KChiefsQT Kara G! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: California Casino cash: $9325122	Cause they're the and their coach is a rat. What other reason do we need to hate them??? __________________ ~Just a girl who loves football~
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11-28-2005, 11:48 AM	#15
King_Chief_Fan Praise Him Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: none ya Casino cash: $5875486	Most of the fans are dickless, nutless, shit eating, butt licking, penis eating, egg headed, ass clown, monkey assess. I will make exceptions for MHM and Garcia Bronco. Pretty class acts in my book anyway.
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