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05-22-2009, 06:45 PM | #2 |
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05-22-2009, 06:48 PM | #3 |
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Ask the neighbor if he has a pen name on this board named "Hamas".
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05-22-2009, 06:49 PM | #4 |
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Save up the dog shit till you have quite a lot. Dump it on his front porch.
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05-22-2009, 06:52 PM | #5 |
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plant an aids tree in his yard
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05-22-2009, 06:59 PM | #6 |
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I'd seriously go knock on his door and ask him what the **** is up with his dogs shitting all over the place and him not picking it up. If he didn't respond appropriately I would seriously tell him I'm going to shoot his dogs if I ever see them in my yard. I'm not a badass in real life, nor do I play one on the internet but he's crossing a pretty seriously line IMO.
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05-22-2009, 07:02 PM | #7 |
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What a perfect opportunity to discuss his dogs with him. Sir, because your dogs were busy defecatimg in my yard, they may have ingested some poison. You may want to get them looked at. By the way, I'll be putting more poison out tomorrow, so youay want to keep them off my lawn.
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05-22-2009, 07:10 PM | #9 |
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Did you move next door to Hamas?
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I asked a neighbor to stop shitting his dog in our yard right after we moved in...very nicely "because I have little kids that will be in the yard"....
It about turned into a fist fight because he was a one who sucks the penis about it. He made comment about my 2 year old not being smart enough to not play with dogshit....I'd had a bad day/week and it was very, very close to ending badly for him. I'm pretty much over it now, but its true that some people are just selfish assholes and think thats alright. He made a comment before I got mad like "my dog has been shitting in that yard for 10 years and you've been there 1 week, he can shit where he wants"....which turned into "If you're going to be that way, I'll punt that futhermucker over your house if he crosses the street again". Throw out a rat bait meat ball beside your house if you're pissed. once you say something, you're on the hook if something "happens". |
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My dilema is different.
I had some damage done to my truck 2 separate days last week. I had a hunch, but a 13 year old neighborhood kid has been on a vandalism rampage lately and was caught. I'm fairly certain he did it. Enough so that I've charged my sawzall and put in a metal blade, and I'm thinking about cutting his bike in half in the morning. It would be a prick move, but it cost me $80 to fix one of his pranks.... |
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