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Old 12-12-2007, 08:08 PM  
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Why do women expect you to clean your shit?
I mean, if I shower every few days, I feel fine. But if she gets a whiff of one cheesy nutsack, it's like I raped her dog.

Sheesh.
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:13 PM   #2
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what is raping her dog a bad thing???? No way am I getting with any girl that's not down with me raping her dog every once in a while!
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:13 PM   #3
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I think this is one of the "if you have to ask the question in the first place, you will not understand the answer" kinds of things.
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:16 PM   #4
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:21 PM   #5
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I mean, if I shower every few days, I feel fine. But if she gets a whiff of one cheesy nutsack, it's like I raped her dog.

Sheesh.


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Old 12-12-2007, 08:22 PM   #6
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what is raping her dog a bad thing???? No way am I getting with any girl that's not down with me raping her dog every once in a while!
Can she really prove it's rape?

I mean.... c'mon...
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:24 PM   #7
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My wife complained about the stank of my taint to the point that not only do I wash it with a loofah, but I douse it in cornstarch as well.

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Old 12-12-2007, 08:25 PM   #8
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My wife complained about the stank of my taint to the point that not only do I wash it with a loofah, but I douse it in cornstarch as well.

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Old 12-12-2007, 08:26 PM   #9
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I mean, if I shower every few days, I feel fine. But if she gets a whiff of one cheesy nutsack, it's like I raped her dog.

Sheesh.


I believe if you read Cosmopolitan they explain all that. Plus, for some reason there's lots of pictures of semi-naked chicks.
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:26 PM   #10
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You gotta keep the genital area pretty clean or she won't go south because of the smell
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:28 PM   #11
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Like hers smells like a candy factory.....
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:56 PM   #12
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You gotta keep the genital area pretty clean or she won't go south because of the smell
As Peter North says, "My nuts smell like cheese. That's why I've had success in the industry. Who doesn't like cheese?"
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Old 12-12-2007, 09:17 PM   #13
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Like hers smells like a candy factory.....
YEah, what he said!!
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Old 12-12-2007, 09:42 PM   #14
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My wife complained about the stank of my taint to the point that not only do I wash it with a loofah, but I douse it in cornstarch as well.

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Cornstarch? You know that they make a little blue pill for that?
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Old 12-12-2007, 09:43 PM   #15
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Like hers smells like a candy factory.....
It would if you made her wear those edible undies.
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