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12-26-2012, 06:29 PM | #1 |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
Casino cash: $3587775
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Ok, a serious one...
Gift certificate to a day spa, professional massage, facial, etc... they love that pampering stuff. |
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12-26-2012, 07:19 PM | #2 |
oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: OP/KC/Whatever
Casino cash: $9556299
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Buy her a 70-year old gigolo. It'll make you look better.
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12-26-2012, 08:21 PM | #3 |
Not dead yet...
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Indian Creek
Casino cash: $3149903
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Get her the meat, not the other dude. Unless she's in to that. If so, I'd say the 40th is time to take one for the team and man up. She'll be soothed to sleep by the sultry sound of two scrotums colliding... |
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