Definition of Packfan

Mark M · 03-08-2001, 12:27 PM

I was looking in the dicktionary—er—dictionary and found this. Thought that I'd share.

[b]Packfan[/b]: n. (from theLatin [i]paco[/i] to receive; and [i]fannus[/i] in the rear) [b]1.[/b] a troll; [b]2.[/b] One who thinks they know all about football but in fact knows very little (see “OVER HEAD” and “BroncoFan”); [b]3.[/b] a person who says one thing, then contradicts himself by saying the opposite, but refuses to admit the contradiction; [b]4.[/b] a person who does not know where a half-back lines up on a football field; [b]5.[/b] someone who is obviously very lonely and stirs up trouble on internet bulletin boards just for the attention; [b]6.[/b] an individual who pleasured himself for three days when the Kansas City Chiefs football organization released Elvis Grbac, only to realize that it left the individual only one person to blame; [b]7.[/b] a person who will continue to brag about a team (i.e. the Green Bay Packers) even though that team is in the same situation as other lower-echelon teams in the National Football League (i.e Cincinnati, Cleveland); [b]8.[/b] someone who would criticize the Kansas City Chiefs even if they won the Super Bowl (i.e. “Well, you didn’t score as many points as the Packers did, so the Chiefs didn’t deserve the win.”); [b]9.[/b] a person who stays longer than wanted, much like a bad case of jock itch; [b]10.[/b] a person who had a mother who obviously didn’t love him enough, thus he takes it out on all of those he meets; [b]11.[/b] an antagonistic prick.

I hate to give little Kenny so much attention, but I couldn't resist.

MM
~~Doesn't know if he's Funk or Wagnalls

ROYC75 · 03-08-2001, 12:29 PM

Ouch ! Ya know,deep down inside of Ol'Ken is a Chiefs fan just wait'n to cut loose !

Mark M · 03-08-2001, 12:55 PM

HC--
I hear ya on both points. 1. It is a bit harsh, but since I can't tell my boss off again, I had to lash out at someone; 2. Kenny just needs to admit he really loves the Chiefs and we'd all take it a little easier on him.

MM
~~Picked Kenny as his "Target of Wrath" du jour.

TeenagerFromMars · 03-08-2001, 02:23 PM

I second that "Ouch!" Hee hee, good stuff.

Mark~

You should start a "Target of Wrath du jour" thread and let someone new have it each day. Maybe that form of catharsis would help you deal with your hostile feelings. ;) Of course, I might rue the day that the Martians step unwittingly into your steely gaze...

Mark M · 03-08-2001, 02:25 PM

Teenager--
Be careful what you wish for ... ;)

Actually, I don't hate Packfan that much ... I'm just having a bad day and thought I'd pick an easy target to take it out on.

MM
~~Looking for a good anger-management therapist.

HC_Chief · 03-08-2001, 02:26 PM

[quote]HC--
I hear ya on both points. 1. It is a bit harsh...[/quote]

Wha? Huh?

Mark M · 03-08-2001, 02:53 PM

HC--
I meant ROY! Sorry! I was in the middle of something when I typed that.

MM
~~Needs to pay more attention.

ROYC75 · 03-08-2001, 02:59 PM

Mark....

You are just like me in the fact that you too will have to much free time on your hands.

My post have been slow the last 3 weeks,till just now,I should hit 1000 sometime in the next day or two.

Mark M · 03-08-2001, 03:03 PM

ROY (That's the right person, correct?)--
After this post, I only have 83 left to go!

I need to start being like Brock and just post a sentence or two.

MM
~~Taking his own advice on this post.

gh4chiefs · 03-08-2001, 03:52 PM

Don't hold back Mark, tell us how you really feel. LOL

ROYC75 · 03-08-2001, 07:30 PM

Mark.....

Gett'n closer now,yeah I could set here and give out 1 liners too,Crap Guess I will!

WisChief · 03-08-2001, 08:19 PM

Mark,

Good to see that Ken pisses off someone more than me. Dang, this is funny stuff.

Ken, please don't run and hide the way Overhead and Broncobilly did, just run..........

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! :D

Raiderhater · 03-08-2001, 08:54 PM

LOL! That is hilarious!

Mark,
don't listen to Martian boy, it wouldn't be a good idea to start doing this to all the members.

(Scared to death of what my definition will be!)

Mark M · 03-14-2001, 11:15 AM

raiderhader--
Don't worry ... there really isn't anyone else on the board deserving of this honor (Clit in Bit¢hita and Canni-fulla-bull come to mind. But at least they contribute something most of the time). Although, this only took me like 10 minutes to do, so ... ;)

MM
~~Easing the youngin's worries.

Mark M · 03-20-2001, 10:56 AM

Since we're celebrating the Spring Equinox piling on Kenney, thought I'd bring this back to the top.

Would anyone else like to suggest alternate definitions? I'd love to hear them.

MM
~~Will forever consider March 20th as "Pile on Packfan Day"

03-08-2001, 12:29 PM	#2
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5569400	Ouch ! Ya know,deep down inside of Ol'Ken is a Chiefs fan just wait'n to cut loose ! __________________ Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. John Lennon
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03-08-2001, 12:55 PM	#3
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	HC-- I hear ya on both points. 1. It is a bit harsh, but since I can't tell my boss off again, I had to lash out at someone; 2. Kenny just needs to admit he really loves the Chiefs and we'd all take it a little easier on him. MM ~~Picked Kenny as his "Target of Wrath" du jour. __________________ ChiefsPlanet -- n. The place where brilliant minds assemble to willfully pool ignorance with questionable logic in order to reach absurd conclusions.
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03-08-2001, 02:23 PM	#4
TeenagerFromMars She Date Me Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The Red Planet Casino cash: $10004900	I second that "Ouch!" Hee hee, good stuff. Mark~ You should start a "Target of Wrath du jour" thread and let someone new have it each day. Maybe that form of catharsis would help you deal with your hostile feelings. ;) Of course, I might rue the day that the Martians step unwittingly into your steely gaze... __________________ "Do these blow into funny shapes and all?" "Well, no... unless round is funny."
Posts: 184

03-08-2001, 02:25 PM	#5
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Teenager-- Be careful what you wish for ... ;) Actually, I don't hate Packfan that much ... I'm just having a bad day and thought I'd pick an easy target to take it out on. MM ~~Looking for a good anger-management therapist. __________________ ChiefsPlanet -- n. The place where brilliant minds assemble to willfully pool ignorance with questionable logic in order to reach absurd conclusions.
Posts: 4,687

03-08-2001, 02:26 PM	#6
HC_Chief That's just f***in' stupid Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: suburbia Casino cash: $3687107	[quote]HC-- I hear ya on both points. 1. It is a bit harsh...[/quote] Wha? Huh? __________________ "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
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03-08-2001, 12:27 PM
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	I was looking in the dicktionary—er—dictionary and found this. Thought that I'd share. [b]Packfan[/b]: n. (from theLatin [i]paco[/i] to receive; and [i]fannus[/i] in the rear) [b]1.[/b] a troll; [b]2.[/b] One who thinks they know all about football but in fact knows very little (see “OVER HEAD” and “BroncoFan”); [b]3.[/b] a person who says one thing, then contradicts himself by saying the opposite, but refuses to admit the contradiction; [b]4.[/b] a person who does not know where a half-back lines up on a football field; [b]5.[/b] someone who is obviously very lonely and stirs up trouble on internet bulletin boards just for the attention; [b]6.[/b] an individual who pleasured himself for three days when the Kansas City Chiefs football organization released Elvis Grbac, only to realize that it left the individual only one person to blame; [b]7.[/b] a person who will continue to brag about a team (i.e. the Green Bay Packers) even though that team is in the same situation as other lower-echelon teams in the National Football League (i.e Cincinnati, Cleveland); [b]8.[/b] someone who would criticize the Kansas City Chiefs even if they won the Super Bowl (i.e. “Well, you didn’t score as many points as the Packers did, so the Chiefs didn’t deserve the win.”); [b]9.[/b] a person who stays longer than wanted, much like a bad case of jock itch; [b]10.[/b] a person who had a mother who obviously didn’t love him enough, thus he takes it out on all of those he meets; [b]11.[/b] an antagonistic prick. I hate to give little Kenny so much attention, but I couldn't resist. MM ~~Doesn't know if he's Funk or Wagnalls
Posts: 4,687

03-08-2001, 02:53 PM	#7
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	HC-- I meant ROY! Sorry! I was in the middle of something when I typed that. MM ~~Needs to pay more attention.
Posts: 4,687

03-08-2001, 02:59 PM	#8
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5569400	Mark.... You are just like me in the fact that you too will have to much free time on your hands. My post have been slow the last 3 weeks,till just now,I should hit 1000 sometime in the next day or two. __________________ Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. John Lennon
Posts: 37,000

03-08-2001, 03:03 PM	#9
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	ROY (That's the right person, correct?)-- After this post, I only have 83 left to go! I need to start being like Brock and just post a sentence or two. MM ~~Taking his own advice on this post. __________________ ChiefsPlanet -- n. The place where brilliant minds assemble to willfully pool ignorance with questionable logic in order to reach absurd conclusions.
Posts: 4,687

03-08-2001, 03:52 PM	#10
gh4chiefs Regular Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Jefferson City, MO Casino cash: $2403592	Don't hold back Mark, tell us how you really feel. LOL __________________ Gary
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03-08-2001, 07:30 PM	#11
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5569400	Mark..... Gett'n closer now,yeah I could set here and give out 1 liners too,Crap Guess I will! __________________ Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. John Lennon
Posts: 37,000

03-08-2001, 08:19 PM	#12
WisChief GO 'NOLES! Join Date: Oct 2000 Casino cash: $10005400	Mark, Good to see that Ken pisses off someone more than me. Dang, this is funny stuff. Ken, please don't run and hide the way Overhead and Broncobilly did, just run.......... LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! :D
Posts: 918

03-08-2001, 08:54 PM	#13
Raiderhater **** the Raiders Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: A Webb of chaos Casino cash: $2042021	LOL! That is hilarious! Mark, don't listen to Martian boy, it wouldn't be a good idea to start doing this to all the members. (Scared to death of what my definition will be!) __________________ "Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules." -- George Orwell, Shooting an Elephant
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03-14-2001, 11:15 AM	#14
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	raiderhader-- Don't worry ... there really isn't anyone else on the board deserving of this honor (Clit in Bit¢hita and Canni-fulla-bull come to mind. But at least they contribute something most of the time). Although, this only took me like 10 minutes to do, so ... ;) MM ~~Easing the youngin's worries. __________________ ChiefsPlanet -- n. The place where brilliant minds assemble to willfully pool ignorance with questionable logic in order to reach absurd conclusions.
Posts: 4,687

03-20-2001, 10:56 AM	#15
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Since we're celebrating the Spring Equinox piling on Kenney, thought I'd bring this back to the top. Would anyone else like to suggest alternate definitions? I'd love to hear them. MM ~~Will forever consider March 20th as "Pile on Packfan Day" __________________ ChiefsPlanet -- n. The place where brilliant minds assemble to willfully pool ignorance with questionable logic in order to reach absurd conclusions.
Posts: 4,687